New: Tenno Caroling Contest!

[Gammaion]

I'm not sure if this is allowed, so forgive me.

 

Song:

 

"Do you wanna build a Warframe?"

 

Excalibur:
Frost?
Do you wanna build a warframe?
Come on lets go and kill
I never see you anymore
Come out of the Liset
It's like you've gone away-
We used to be best buddies
And now we're not
I wish you would tell me why!-
Do you wanna build a warframe?
It doesn't have to be a warframe.

Frost:
Go away, Excalibur

Excalibur:
Okay, bye...

Excalibur:

Do you wanna build a Warframe?
Or ride our MOAs around the halls of a Corpus ship?
I think some company is overdue
I've started talking to
the sentinel in my ship -
It gets a little lonely
All these empty missions,

Just watching the hours tick by-

Excalibur:
Frost?
Please, I know you're in there,
The Lotus is asking where you've been
She says "be brave, Tenno", and I'm trying to
I'm right out here for you, just let me in
We only have each other
It's just you and me
What are we gonna do?

Do you wanna build a Warframe?

Edited December 8, 2014 by Gammaion

[Vuki14]

 

Original tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQYa2epnTdo

Dashing through the maps

Every single day

Jumping over gaps

Killing all the way

With mighty guns we shoot

Making corpus die

Oh what fun it is to loot

With all these awesome guys

Jingle bombs, jingle bombs

Jingle all the way

So many frames to choose

None of them are lame

Jingle bombs, jingle bombs

Jingle all the way

Warframe truly is

Such an awesome game

A day or two before

I thought I'd face the boss

And soon captain Vor

Was beaten by my frost

He wasn't very swift

Misfortune seemed his lot

He got into a vortex rift

And I killed him with one shot

Jingle bombs, jingle bombs

Jingle all the way

Oh what fun it is to have

All these stuff to claim

Jingle bombs, jingle bombs

Jingle all the way

Warframe truly is

Such an awesome game.

Hope you like it :)

 

I realy like this one, quite interesting.

[Pyro15232]

I'm not sure if this is allowed, so forgive me.

 

Song:

 

"Do you wanna build a Warframe?"

 

Excalibur:Frost?

Do you wanna build a warframe?

Come on lets go and kill

I never see you anymore

Come out of the Liset

It's like you've gone away-

We used to be best buddies

And now we're not

I wish you would tell me why!-

Do you wanna build a warframe?

It doesn't have to be a warframe.

Frost:Go away, Excalibur

Excalibur:Okay, bye...

Excalibur:

Do you wanna build a Warframe?

Or ride our MOAs around the halls of a Corpus ship?

I think some company is overdue

I've started talking to

the sentinel in my ship -

It gets a little lonely

All these empty missions,

Just watching the hours tick by-

Excalibur:Frost?

Please, I know you're in there,

The Lotus is asking where you've been

She says "be brave, Tenno", and I'm trying to

I'm right out here for you, just let me in

We only have each other

It's just you and me

What are we gonna do?

Do you wanna build a Warframe?

Haha, I did my own version a few days ago called, 'Do you wanna kill some Corpus?' XD

[profoak0117]

*sigh* the story of my life :C

Song:

"Oh RNG, Oh RNG"

Oh RNG, Oh RNG!
Why won't you give me my part.
Oh RNG, Oh RNG,
You stink just like Booben's fart.

So many forma blueprints,
Yet not a single prime part.
Oh RNG, Oh RNG,
Why wont you give me my part!

Oh RNG, Oh RNG,
I sacrificed my Kubrow!
Oh RNG, Oh RNG,
I need that handle for my bo!

For every time I go to work,
There is a potato alert.
Oh RNG, Oh RNG,
I'm running out of void keys!

Oh RNG, Oh RNG,
Please not another latron!
I have so many useless parts
Won't you just give what I want.

Each void mission,
Raises my hopes.
And everytime my hopes get crushed.

Oh RNG, Oh RNG,
You'll never give me my part. Edited December 8, 2014 by profoak0117

[Acidtripper]

Tenno Wonderland

Original Tune: 

 

Infested run wild, I need permission, 

To drop some Grineer, on a mission, 

A glorious sight, 

We're sparring tonight,

Fighting in a Tenno wonderland. 

 

Blown away, are the Corvus, 

Here to stay, is our Lotus, 

She sings of a time, 

When this actually rhymes, 

Fighting in a Tenno wonderland. 

 

In the void, we can defend a pod,

Then pretend that it is living, 

It'll say: Don't let me die!

We'll Say: We're Already dead..

But you can defend it 

When you're in the tower. 

 

Eventually, we'll retire,

As our ashes, burn in a fire, 

To face a new day,

With guts that we've maimed, 

Fighting in a Tenno wonderland. 

 

What really blows, is all the farming, 

Though, it's all worth it when you're bombing,

All the infested, who we have bested,

Fighting in a Tenno wonderland.

 

Fighting in a Tenno wonderland.

Fighting in a Tenno wonderland. 

[ShadowJester68]

Dashing through these levels

with a volt and rhyno by my side 

O'er the enemys die

sprinting all the way 

Bells on deathcube ring

shooting everything  

What fun it is to beat the boss 

before the end of the night 

ohhhh

 

warframe, warframe,

i could play all day .

Oh! what fun it is to

shoot everything with my boltor prime.

warframe, warframe,

there are so many mods;

i cant choose between them so

ill just take them all.

 

 

A day or two ago

I thought I'd do a vault run 

And soon, i had a mesa and frost

right by my side,

The frost was oh so tanky 

he snowglobed alot

then he used his avalanche

And everything died on the spot.

[AgentJ386]

I don't have a witty title for this, nor does it rhyme well, but it is sung to the tune of 'Jingle Bells'.

 

Zorencopter through Pluto

On the backs of Corpus crew

Lotus says a group remains

Exterminate all the way!

Bells on Liset ring

Archwing gives you flight

Oh the fun of a killing spree

As the slayings on tonight!

 

Oh

Jingle Bells

Grineer smell

Kubrow laid an egg

Alad V is infested, see

And Capt'n Vor got away, hey!

 

Jingle bells

Orokin Cells

Rhino clears the way

Loki P runs stealthily

As the Grineer run fast away!

 

[DragonSack]

All the Falls - Deck the Halls

 

Deck the halls with rotting bosses

 

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

 

‘Tis the time for you to pay back

 

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

 

Don we now our Iron Skins

 

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

 

Trolling Stalker uses Dispel

 

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

 

See the blazing Hate before us

 

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

 

Strike the Shadows and get denied

 

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

 

Run away from certain death

 

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

 

While the Stalker draws his Dread

 

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

 

 

Fast away, he’s gonna shoot you

 

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

 

Fail the mission because he let fly

 

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

 

Sing, the arrow does while flying

 

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

 

Heedless of your armor rating

 

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

 

     YOU’RE DEAD

Edited December 9, 2014 by LOLZdragon12

[jaintex1]

there's my original song

[N0TREALLY]

Spin Attacking through the snow,

In a one man-solo squad,

O'er the feilds we go,

Laughing all the way!

Guns and swords we draw,

Making monsters die,

Oh what fun it is to sing,

a slaying song tonight!

 

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Warframe all the way!

Oh what fun it is to play,

In a one man-solo squad,

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, 

Warframe all the way!

Oh what fun it is to play,

In a one-man solo squad!

Hey!

 

 

This is the really really original version of the song:

 

http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/c/christmas_songs/jingle_bells.html?var=8&utm_expid=7079856-15.L1s8dZa5S0ygQAzChc-L7Q.7&utm_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F 

 

but most people shorten the lyrics:

 

http://supersimplelearning.com/songs/themes-series/christmas/jingle-bells-learn-and-sing/

[GaleRoar]

Have Yourself a Bloody Tenno Christmas

 

Original Lyrics: 

 

Have yourself a bloody Tenno Christmas,

Let your blade be swift

From now on,

our troubles will be set adrift.

 

Have yourself a bloody Tenno Christmas,

Make the Grineer dead,

From now on, 

our troubles will be full of lead.

 

Here we are as in olden days,

Happy golden days of Prime.

Companions who are dear to us

Gather near to us through the grime.

 

Through the ages 

We all will be together,

If Lotus attune

Hang a Corpus head upon the highest boon

And have yourself a bloody Tenno Christmas Soon™. 

 

Here we are as in olden days,

Happy golden days of Prime.

Companions who are dear to us

Gather near to us through the grime.

 

Through the ages 

We all will be together,

If Lotus attune

Hang a Corpus head upon the highest boon

And have yourself a bloody Tenno Christmas Soon™. 

Edited December 9, 2014 by GaleRoar

[Innocent_Flower]

To Kevin bloody willson's Ho Ho F***ing Ho

 

Yo ho

Watch the ballance go

Trinity's gone to the pit

We tried farming stances for claws

We've had enough

we quit

Cause we do all the grinding work

While there's new mods for the kubrow

we asked for a balance pass

No, no, Ruk-ing no. 

 

Might add the rest later. 

[patrizl001]

Twelve Days of Warframe

Original song:

 

On the first day of Warframe, Lotus gave to me,

A bobble head toy of Salad V!

 

On the second day of Warframe, Lotus gave to me,

2 syandanas

and a bobble head toy of Salad V!

 

On the third day of Warframe, Lotus gave to me,

3 new weapons

2 syandanas

and a bobble head toy of Salad V!

 

On the fourth day of Warframe, Lotus gave to me,

4 Kubrow types

3 new weapons

2 syandanas

and a bobble head toy of Salad V!

 

On the fifth day of Warframe, Lotus gave to me,

5 PRIME FRAMES!

4 Kubrow types

3 new weapons

2 syandanas

and a bobble head toy of Salad V!

 

On the sixth day of Warframe, Lotus gave to me,

6 syndicates

5 PRIME FRAMES!

4 Kubrow types

3 new weapons

2 syandanas

and a bobble head toy of Salad V!

 

On the seventh day of Warframe, Lotus gave to me,

7 Mustached Limbos

6 Expensive Syndicates

5 PRIME FRAMES!

4 Fancy Kubrows

3 Festive Weapons

2 Sentient Syandanas

and a bobble head toy of Salad V!

 

On the eighth day of Warframe, Lotus gave to me,

8 Awesome Sigils

7 Mustached Limbos

6 Expensive Syndicates

5 PRIME FRAMES!

4 Fancy Kubrows

3 Festive Weapons

2 Sentient Syandanas

and a bobble head toy of Salad V!

 

On the ninth day of Warframe, Lotus gave to me,

9 Christmas Errands Missions

8 Awesome Sigils

7 Mustached Limbos

6 Expensive Syndicates

5 PRIME FRAMES!

4 Fancy Kubrows

3 Festive Weapons

2 Sentient Syandanas

and a bobble head toy of Salad V!

 

On the tenth day of Warframe, Lotus gave to me,

10 Clones of Ordis

9 Christmas Errands Missions

8 Awesome Sigils

7 Mustached Limbos

6 Expensive Syndicates

5 PRIME FRAMES!

4 Fancy Kubrows

3 Festive Weapons

2 Sentient Syandanas

and a bobble head toy of Salad V!

 

On the eleventh day of Warframe, Lotus gave to me,

11 Angry Vay Heks

10 Clones of Ordis

9 Christmas Errands Missions

8 Awesome Sigils

7 Mustached Limbos

6 Expensive Syndicates

5 PRIME FRAMES!

4 Fancy Kubrows

3 Festive Weapons

2 Sentient Syandanas

and a bobble head toy of Salad V!

 

On the Twelfth day of Warframe, Lotus gave to me,

12 Corpus Money Trees

11 Angry Vay Heks

10 Clones of Ordis

9 Christmas Errands Missions

8 Awesome Sigils

7 Mustached Limbos

6 Expensive Syndicates

5 PRIME FRAMES!

4 Fancy Kubrows

3 Festive Weapons

2 Sentient Syandanas

and a bobble head toy of Salad V!

[(XBOX)iLolzz SnL]

Silent Night (

)

 

A tale of Prime Kamas and a Stalker

 

Run in fear

Stalker is here

Check your inbox

A message appears

He heard you killed Vay Hek and he's mad

Grab your best gear in case things turn bad

He took out your friends with ease

Sleep in heavenly peace

 

Time for a quest

No time for rest

Limbo is out

Heard he's the best

Loads of Warframes to get before dark

For that's when I receive my death mark

Revives wont save me this time

Wont live to see Kamas Prime

 

Today's the day

He's on his way

Up in the sky

Riding a sleigh

Down comes the Stalker bringing a toy

Inside Prime Kamas for you to enjoy

He just wants to spread cheer

Merry Christmas and good year

Edited December 9, 2014 by (XB1)iLolzz SnL

[Life]

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

Original song:

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Every mission you go
Take a look at the MOA, waiting to celebrate
With tons of fireworks on your face.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Bundles in the store
But the prettiest sight to see is the 75% deal
On your login reward

A pair of oxium drops and a forma on the Void
Is the wish of Loki and Volt
A crowd control or escape on her set
Is the hope of poor Ember
And me and my mate can hardly wait, for a Vauban alert to start again.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Everywhere you go
There's a tree in the Dojo's hall, one in the Liset aswell
And a giant candy cane, that doesn't mind to slain.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Soon the kubrows will howl
And the thing that will make them howl is the bellyrub that they'll get
Right on christmas eve

(x2)


It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas~ Edited December 9, 2014 by Life

[Sparklyte]

My Lotus Gave To Me!

 

On my first day of Warframe my Lotus gave to me,

A Melee and a frame named Volt.

 

On my second day of Warframe my Lotus gave to me,

2 Ammo Drums,

with a melee and a frame named Volt.

 

On my third day of Warframe my Lotus gave to me,

3 Morphics,

2 Ammo Drums 

with a melee and a frame named Volt

 

On my forth day of Warframe my Lotus gave to me,

​Vor's Anklet 

3 Morphics,

2 Ammo Drums,

with a melee and a frame named Volt.

 

On my fifth day of Warframe my Lotus gave to me,

5 Kubrow Eggs!,

Vor's Anklet,

3 Morphics,

2 Ammo Drums,

with a melee and a frame named Volt

 

On my sixth day of Warframe my Lotus gave to me,

6 Orokin cells

5 Kubrow Eggs!,

Vor's Anklet

3 Morphics

2 Ammo Drums,

with a melee and a frame named Volt!

 

On my seventh day of Warframe my Lotus gave to me,

7 Farming Headaches,

6 Orokin cells

5 Kubrow Eggs!,

Vor's Anklet

3 Morphics

2 Ammo Drums,

with a melee and a frame named Volt!

 

On my eighth day of Warframe my Lotus gave to me,

8 Forma Blueprints,

7 Farming Headaches,

6 Orokin cells

5 Kubrow Eggs!,

Vor's Anklet

3 Morphics

2 Ammo Drums,

with a melee and a frame named Volt!

 

On my ninth day of Warframe my Lotus gave to me,

9 Dancing Moas,

8 Forma Blueprints,

7 Farming Headaches,

6 Orokin cells

5 Kubrow Eggs!,

Vor's Anklet

3 Morphics

2 Ammo Drums,

with a melee and a frame named Volt!

 

On my tenth day of Warframe my Lotus gave to me,

10 Stalker Visits,

9 Dancing Moas,

8 Forma Blueprints,

7 Farming Headaches,

6 Orokin cells

5 Kubrow Eggs!,

Vor's Anklet

3 Morphics

2 Ammo Drums,

with a melee and a frame named Volt!

 

On my eleventh day of Warframe my Lotus gave to me,

11 Different Tenno,

10 Stalker Visits,

9 Dancing Moas,

8 Forma Blueprints,

7 Farming Headaches,

6 Orokin cells

5 Kubrow Eggs!,

Vor's Anklet

3 Morphics

2 Ammo Drums,

with a melee and a frame named Volt!

 

On my Twelfth day of Warframe my Lotus gave to me,

​Excalibur Prime,

11 Different Tenno,

10 Stalker Visits,

9 Dancing Moas,

8 Forma Blueprints,

7 Farming Headaches,

6 Orokin cells

5 Kubrow Eggs!,

Vor's Anklet

3 Morphics

2 Ammo Drums,

with a melee and a frame named Volt!

 

 

Happy Holidays Everyone!!

[Geezues]

Loki the low-tier warframe had a very lame load out.

And every Grineer he fought would toss him about.

All of the other warframes used to laugh and call him names.

They never let poor Loki join in any Tower Games.

Then mid-mission on mercury the stalker found his prey.

Loki with his skana strike drove the stalker out of sight!

Then how his team loved him as they grabbed the stalker's BP

Loki the high-tier warframe you'll go down in history!

Edited December 9, 2014 by Geezues

[Leoguy]

The Stalker's Christmas Carol

 

Stalker's here

Stalker's here

None are Calm

All will fear

Run you Tenno for he is here

Coming for your Life and your gear

RUN YOU TENNO RUN

FOR THE SALKER HAS COME.

 

Lights flash

Red and black

Grab you squad

For they appear

An army of the Eximuses

Rollers, Moas, and Ancient healer

RUN YOU TENNO RUN

FOR THEY BOTH HAVE COME!

 

Original song: 

[Sephyxia]

Tune: Frosty the Snowman 

 

Frost Prime the Warframe

was a cool and icy guy.

With a gold trimmed suit

and a hidden nose

and two rings made out of gold.

 

Frost Prime the Warframe

is an Orokin tale they say

He was made of Unknown

but the Tenno know how

he came online one day.

 

There must have been some energy in

that old capsule they found.

For when they opened it and touched his head,

he began to freeze all around.

 

Oh! Frost Prime the Warframe was

as powered up as he could be 

And the Lotus says he

could stay and help

Just the same as Volt and Ash

 

Frost Prime the Warframe knew

the Stalker was around that day

So he signed let's run and

we'll have to group now before I

die today

 

Down to the Grineer with an 

Amprex in his hand

Running here and there

all around the base

Signing kill me if you can

 

He led them down the lands of snow,

Right to the Grineer boss

And he only paused for a moment 

when he heard him holler, "Tenno!"

 

Frost Prime the Warframe

had to hurry on his way

But he waved goodbye signing

"Don't you leave, I'll be back from AFK."

 

 

PS: Used "Signed" as Sign language instead of "Saying" Since Tenno don't speak. (Idk about Hexis or Red Veil though.)

Edited December 9, 2014 by Sephyxia

[Xtr3meGam3r135]

This probably will be bad but whatever, I don't even know if this would be a carol. 

 

[Title: I want a new weapon for Christmas ]

 

I want a new weapon for Christmas,

Only the best one will do,

Don't want a nerf, no very bad nerf, 

I want a new weapon for Christmas to enjoy,

 

I want a new weapon for Christmas,

I don't think Stalker Claus will bother too,

He won't have to do some dirty work too,

Just make him dump his loot, that's the easy thing to do.

 

I see me now logging in this morning,

Looking at the patch!

Oh what joy and what surprise, 

When I focus up my eyes,

To see the best new weapon in here!

 

That's all I'm out of time sorry :(

Original:

Parody of I want a Hippopotamus For Christmas

 

I might Finish it if my brother stops bugging me. Well see you later everyone!

 

Merry Christmas Everyone !

Edited December 9, 2014 by Xtr3meGam3r135

[Jinkaza]

For those who are interested, I have made a non-contest post in the Fan Zone where i have placed a few more parody songs. If you caught the bug as I did, and have more I would love to see them! I have enjoyed reading these and trying to sing them. Cheers and Merry Christmas!

[(PSN)emo514]

To the tune of "Last Christmas" by Wham http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/wham/lastchristmas.html

 

[Chrous (2x)]
Last Christmas got that final prime part
The very next wave Host Migration took it away
This year
To save us from tears
DE's giving a thousand platinum!

Once bitten and twice shy
They try to run when my Kubrow catches their eye
Tell me Vor,
Do you recognize me?
Well, I'm Limbo now, it doesn't surprise me
(Merry Christmas)

I brought chat up and sent it
A message saying 'Stalker's here', I meant it
There he goes, blaming me again
But when Phorid shows up I'd probably kill it again

[Chorus 2x]

Oh, oh, alert

Crowded room,
Corpus on all sides
Shields at half
from all of that ice
Nightmare mode! So easy to die on
All those revives I totally rely on

Corrupted Ancient, Dredd took it apart
Mission is over and I have that prime part
Ordis load the blueprint, time to start bulding again

[Chorus]
 

[RAGINREBEL]

Gay ol' Tenno Original Tune

 

Deck the Dojo with spraying bullets 

Fa la la la la, la la la la. 

Tis the season to be shootin'.

Fa la la la la, la la la la. 

 

Don we now our gay warframe, 

Fa la la, la la la, la la la. 

Troll the ancient tenno masters, 

Fa la la la la, la la la la. 

 

See the blazing Kubrow before us, 

Fa la la la la, la la la la. 

Strike the corpus and kill the infected. 

Fa la la la la, la la la la. 

 

Follow me in the Archwing suit, 

Fa la la la la, la la la la. 

While I tell of ancient Lotus, 

Fa la la la la, la la la la. 

 

Fast away the arrows flying, 

Fa la la la la, la la la la. 

Hail the new ancient warriors, 

Fa la la la la, la la la la. 

 

 

Kill we joyous, all together, 

Fa la la la la, la la la la. 

Heedless of the location 

Fa la la la la, la la la la.                          

[(PSN)S_T_SHADOW_BOY]

We Three Kings Of Orient Are: http://www.carols.org.uk/we_three_kings_of_orient_are.htm

We three Tenno of Lotus are

Bearing gifts we traverse afar

Galleon and Astroid, Shipyard and Ice Planet

Following yonder Void

O Void of wonder, void of night

Void with royal beauty bright

Tenno leading, still grinding

Guide us to thy Perfect loot

Logged in a Tenno on Venus's ice fields

Circuits I bring to fix Ordis again

Mad forever, ceasing never

Speaking for us just to Mute

O Void of wonder, Void of night

Void with royal beauty bright

Tenno leading, still grinding

Guide us to Thy perfect loot

Neurodes to offer have I

Grinding owns a Poor mans mind

Prayer and grinding, all men pleading

Worship Him, RNGesus most high

O Void of wonder, Void of night

Void with royal beauty bright

Tenno leading, still grinding

Guide us to Thy perfect loot

Argon crystals is mine, its time limit

Ticks away with gathering gloom

Disintegrating, grinding, decaying, crying

Sealed in the stone-cold inventory

O Void of wonder, Void of night

void with royal beauty bright

Tenno leading, still grinding

Guide us to Thy perfect loot

Glorious now behold the stalker arise

Assassin and Orokin and Dread blueprints

Your actions have consequences...

Stalker locks the doors and you can't get out

O Void of wonder, void of night

Void with royal beauty bright

Tenno leading, still grinding

Guide us to Thy perfect loot

Edited December 9, 2014 by (PS4)S_T_SHADOW_BOY

[Boechan]

Corpus Wonderland (by Boechan)

 

Credits clink, are you listening?

Prices sync, money's glistening

With nothing to spare,

the world cannot bear

Walking in a Corpus wonderland.

 

Gone away are the Tenno

This is now, that was then, oh

The Grineer are dead,

A box on my head,

Walking in a Corpus wonderland.

 

In a world where we can build our products

Moas moving swiftly as our tool

He'll say: Are you tired?

We'll say: No man,

But you can do the job, you metal fool

 

Later on, we'll tell stories

While we check inventories

The war days are done

And now that we've won

we're walking in a Corpus wonderland.

 

In the evening, we'll relax on venus

Plasma sizzlin', music to our ears

If only Sargaz Ruk could come and see us

He'd shout "greedy milk!" right through his tears

 

When you're rich, ain't it thrilling,

No one else gets their filling

We'll dance and we'll sing in pools of bling bling

Walking in a corpus wonderland

 

Walking in a Corpus wonderland,

Walking in a Corpus wonderland.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcXSm51UI5M 

 

Cheers!~