New: Tenno Caroling Contest!

[(PSN)paracapego]

Cancion original:

Ande,ande,ande la Marimorena

En el sistema solar

ha nacido un nuevo tenno

que necesita tu ayuda

para devolver la paz a los mundos

(estribillo)

Formas,formas,formas

formas y mas formas,

para hacer las armas

y salas del dojo

neurodos,neurodos,

quiero mas neurodos

matando a lephanthis

dropeo neurodos

Hay un kubrow que te ayuda,

un centinela que no falla

y un mensaje de la Lotus

tapando media pantalla

(estribillo)

celulas,celulas,celulas

celulas orokin.

vamonos con necros

a profanar Seimeni

sensores,sensores

sensores neuronales

matando a Alad v

hay posibilidades.

El acechador se ha enterado

que hay un warframe despiado

no hay escondite que valga

mas te vale ir preparado.

(estribillo)

core,salta,pega

cubrete y dispara

que aunque es navidad

los tennos nunca paran

Decora tu nave,

decora tu dojo

gastate platinos

no seas roñoso

Feliz navidad tennos.

(El traductor de Google altera las estrofas)

Edited December 10, 2014 by (PS4)paracapego

[Draketh]

If this is anything like previous posts I do apologize, I purposefully DID NOT read any entry's so that I wasn't influenced by them. .. anyways .. Enjoy :)

 

Jingle Bells - http://www.jingle-bells-lyrics.com/

 

Dashing through the stars

In a Liset just for me

Through the nebulae we go

Laughing hard with glee

Bells on Archwing's ring

Making explosions bright

What fun it is to fly and sing

A slaying song tonight!

(chorus)

 

Jingle bells, shotgun shells,

Wanting Victory.

Oh! what fun it is to fight

Where ninja's play for free.

Jingle bells, shotgun shells,

I need a Victory;

Oh! what fun it is to fight

Where ninja's play for free.

 

Edit because I forgot to add the song title and link to original song.

Edited December 10, 2014 by Draketh

[(PSN)sergestus83]

Titulo: Campana sobre Campana

 

Villancico originales

 

Campana sobre campana

y sobre Campana Una 

Asómate a la ventana

Veras a Vor en la luna

 

Ceres, nos vamos a Ceres

Que los Grineer te tocan 

Que Nuevas nos traéis?

 

Recogido tu recurso 

donde vas querido Rhino?

Voy a Llevar al dojo

Argon, Galio y Circuitos

 

Ceres, nos vamos a Ceres

Que los Grineer te tocan

Que Nuevas nos traéis?

 

Campana sobre campana

y sobre campana dos

Asómate a la ventana

veras al hijo de Vor

 

Ceres, nos vamos a Ceres

Que los Grineer te tocan

Que Nuevas nos traéis?

 

Caminante a medianoche

Hacia donde vas Frost?

le llevo al niño Que NACE

nieve, hielo y congelación

 

 Ceres, nos vamos a Ceres

Que los Grineer te tocan 

Que Nuevas nos traéis?

 

Ceres, nos vamos a Ceres

Que los Grineer te tocan 

Que Nuevas nos traéis?

Edited December 10, 2014 by (PS4)sergestus83

[(XBOX)Dr Mr Ms Mrs]

Up On The Housetop.

Original Song:

Up on the Dojo

walkers pause.

Out jumps bad old Stalker Clause.

Bleeding all his enemies

with dread and despair.

"Your actions have consequences",

better prepare.

No, No, No!

I hope he doesn't show!

No, No, No!

I hope he doesn't show!

Up on the Dojo.

WAIT!, No!, SH#T! (CLICK, CLICK, CLICK)

Bleeding all his enemies

with Stalker Nick.

Edited December 10, 2014 by (XB1)Dr Mr Ms Mrs

[monagan]

It's beginning to look a lot like christmas

 

Rewritten as

"Operator just got a small white Kubrow"

As sung by Ordis.

 

 

Operator just got a small white Kubrow

Her fur is soft and fair

He found her when she was an egg

Now she's helping to hunt down Vay Hek

She's lean and mean and Grineer better beware

 

Operator just got a small white Kubrow

It's a sight you could adore

BUT ONE THING DOES NOT COMPUTE

THAT DASTARDLY MALAMUTE

KEEPS SCRATCHING AND SCOOTING AND POOPING ALL OVER MY FLOOR

 

HER HAIR CLOGS UP VENTS WHICH QUITE FRANKLY PRESENTS

AN ISSUE WITH OXYGEN

HER SLOBBER SHORTS WIRES WHICH THEN CAUSES FIRES

THAT JUST LEAD TO TROUBLE AND THEN

ORDIS HAS TO WAIT TO REPAIR IT UNTIL THEY GO HUNTING AGAIN

 

OPERATOR JUST GOT A SMALL WHITE KUBROW

SHE'S A PLAGUE, A REAL TEST

SHE'S A DEMON IN DISGUISE

But then she gives me her puppy eyes

What was I saying? This Kubrow is the best!

 

Operator just got a small white Kubrow

She's filthy, wild and loud

But when I see on Liset's screen

How she tears out Alad V's spleen

Even I feel proud

 

//edit: Fixed up the grammar. And spelling. And the title.

Edited December 10, 2014 by monagan

[LordSilverSwift]

The First Tenno

 

 

 

The First Tenno, the Lotus did say

Was to certain poor Corpus in ships as they lay

In ships where they lay keeping their Moas

On a cold Airless night that was so deep.

Tenno, Tenno, Tenno, Tenno

Born is the Stalker of Tenno!

 

[gAzz01]

Dashing through the void
In an Archwing open sleigh
O'er the traps we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on Tesla's ring
Making Corrupted bright
What fun it is to ride and sing
A Booben song tonight!

Tesla coils, Tesla coils,
Tesla all the way.
Oh! what fun it is to bounce
In an Archwing open sleigh.
Tesla coils, Tesla coils,
Tesla all the way;
Oh! what fun it is to bounce
In an Archwing open sleigh.

 

A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride
And soon, Miss Lotus Bright
Was seated by my side,
The Archwing was lean and lank
Bu-ugs seemed it's lot
It got into a laser trap
And then we got upsot.

(Chorus)

 

A day or two ago,
The story I must tell
I went out on Venus,
And on my back I fell;
A Frame was flying by
In an Archwing open sleigh,
He laughed as there I sprawling lie,
But quickly flew away.

(Chorus)
 

Now the ground is (hol)low'd
Go it while you're young,
Take the girls tonight
and sing this Booben song;
Just get the Hype thrusters
Two forty as their speed
Hitch them to an Archwing sleigh
And clem! you'll take the lead.

Tesla coils, Tesla coils,
Tesla all the way.
Oh! what fun it is to bounce
In an Archwing open sleigh.
Tesla coils, Tesla coils,
Tesla all the way;
Oh! what fun it is to bounce
In an Archwing open sleigh.

 

[DaganEldr]

Sung in the style of Jinglebell (Beginning with what would be "Dashing through the snow"): http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/c/christmas_songs/jingle_bells.html

 

Flying through the worlds
In a schizophrenic ship,
Through the halls we run
Screaming "MY LAST CLIP!"
Tenno on Archwings fly
Hiding from Vay Hek
As he throws a fit and tries
His best to kill Frohd Bek!

[Chorus]
Shotgun shells, space cartels,
Invasions everywhere,
The Stalker's stalking me again
And I hope he drops Despair!
Tower Four, Crap, It's Vor!
I need my Soma now,
But just my luck, no bullets left.
Better run to get some more!

 

 

 

 

Well, it's not much, but I figured I'd try and turn what I could think of into something humorous. :) Hope you all enjoy a happy Holiday! :D
 

[JJKDrake]

The top winning songs should be sung on Prime Time.

[xX_LeoProZ_Xx]

Walking through the snow, to that Corpus spaceship-wreck !!
Pull my Dakra out, have fun all the way !!
My friend is joining , multiple this fun to max !!
Im gonna have the best Christmas with Warframe all day long XD!!

 

 Lyric http://www.lyricsmania.com/jinglebellslyrics.html

Thanks my friend for giving me the Dakra for free !!
Hope you have a Nice Christmas .





 

[xXI3nXx]

TENNO WONDERLAND(WINTER WONDERLAND)
Original Song :

 

Mission bells ring, Team you listening?

In the Void, Vor is glistening

A beautiful sight,

We're happy tonight.

Walking in a Tenno wonderland.

 

Gone away is the enemy,

Here to stay is a Tenno

He sings a love song,

As we go along,

Walking in a Tenno wonderland.

 

In the Void we can build a snowman,

Then pretend that he is Alad V.

 

He'll say: Interested?

We'll say: No dude,

But you can do the job

When you're with team.

 

Later on, we'll conspire,

As we dream about Ember

To face unafraid,

The plans that we've made,

Walking in a Tenno wonderland.

 

In the Void we can build a snowman,

And pretend that he's a stalker

We'll have lots of fun with mister Stalker.

Until the Tenno 's knock him down.

 

When he dies, ain't it thrilling,

Though your nose gets a chilling

We'll frolic and play, the Tenno way,

Walking in a Tenno wonderland.

Edited December 10, 2014 by xXI3nXx

[GrogBeard]

I sang some of the entries from the first pages, and then added some random footage I am now able to capture.

 

Edited December 10, 2014 by GrogBeard

[(PSN)WeirdBeard_69]

originial Tune: http://www.google.com/url?q=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3D0byH9h1ClBY&sa=U&ei=W4KIVKzVKK2wsATQpoDAAw&ved=0CBUQtwIwAA&sig2=29ILqNeIOCkDE2iAJz3FKg&usg=AFQjCNGLrd-IqM8ga4OzAJhOSE8W-H3A1w

 

You know Loki, and Limbo, and

Ash, and Excalibur,

Hydroid, and Frost, and

Ember and Banshee

But do you recall

The most famous Warframe of all

 

Volt, the red-chest plate Tenno

Had a very shiny chest plate

And if you ever saw it

You would even say it glows.

 

All of the other Warframes

Used to laugh and call him names

They never let poor Volt

Play in any Warframe games.

 

Then one foggy Tenno Eve

Limbo Prime came to say:

"Volt with your Chest so bright,

Won’t you guide my Kubrow tonight?"

 

Then all the Warframes loved him

As they shouted out with glee,

Volt the red-chest plate Tenno,

You’ll go down in history!

[KubinToJa]

LAST MISSION

 

Last mission

I gave you Braton,

but the very next day

you gave it away

this year,

to save me from Grineer,

I'll prime it and do it special

 

Original: http://www.lyrics007.com/wham!%20Lyrics/Last%20Christmas%20Lyrics.html

Edited December 10, 2014 by KubinToJa

[(PSN)Jaqi_XV20]

12 days of tenno 

 

On the 12 days of Christmas what the tenno did to me 

 

12 kunai to the face 

11 burning cuts 

10 viral whips 

9 boltor prime holes 

8 snow globes 

7 shadows of the dead 

6 tidal surges

5 cold tornados

4 Fireblast

3 soma clips

2 arrows 

And 1 team heal that didn't work

[Shylyrushed]

Original Song: "Carol of the Bells" http://youtu.be/4vNcGlM8O3I

Pluto to mars, all through the stars, 10 naga drums, christmas is come.

Lights flashing red, fill us with dread.
Bells start to ring, your reckoning.

Smoke clouds appear, filling the air.
Noobs full of fear, pros barely care.

Full of good cheer, snow everywhere. No need to fear, stalker is here.

Weapons and mods and gear, snowmen everywhere, spreading christmas cheer everywhere. Merry merry merry merry christmas, merry merry merry merry christmas.

Farming for prints, scythes made of mints, mobile defense, all so intense.

Cool dojo duels, rail PVP, so many bugs, streams with DE.

Prime access ends, new one begins. Farm nova prime, oh what a grind.

Merry merry merry merry christmas. Merry merry merry merry christmas time.

Edited December 10, 2014 by RexNightfire

[Gerbilattack]

To the tune of  Carol of the Bells:

 

Excalibro slashes through,

 

Nyx controls the setup crew,

 

(she hopes Vor will come too),

 

Rhino sits upon the tree,

 

Iron skin shines merrily,

 

(Zephyr put him there you see),

 

Ash  is helping  everywhere,

 

(Blade storm is so unfair).

 

Ding dong ding dong

 

Hydroid hit the bells

 

As the music swells

 

Banshee loves to sing.

 

Trinity hides far from here

 

Lights the tree every year

 

With Loki, ‘nog, and beer

 

No dates happened here.

 

Zanuka sleeps on G3’s bed,

 

Phorid at the foot instead,

 

Stalker begins to plan ahead,

 

His gift: nobody will be dead..

 

Gaily bells ring

 

while people sing

 

songs of good cheer,

 

Christmas is here.

 

Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas,

 

Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas.

 

The clock nears the time,

 

So twelve time to chime,

 

Santa will be here

 

The time is near!

 

Ding dong ding... dong!

 

 

 

[Due to insufficient lines, the song repeats with more lines]

[set 2]

 

 

 

Frost brought some snow,

 

Limbo had to go,

 

Ghosts kept him up you know,

 

Made Mesa  sad  though,

 

Ember lights the candles,

 

While Vauban makes gambles,

 

Volt hits the lights,

 

Saryn was quite surprised.

 

Ding dong ding dong

 

Mag waits with baited breath,

 

Mirage hopes she’s been the best.

 

Nova is upset.

 

Down through the chimney

 

Pops Nekos (bearing gifts you see)

 

Valkyr knocks him off his feet

 

(Oberon is rather pleased)

 

Infested show up,

 

Eris is tough,

 

Sadly for them,

 

It’s Oro again,

 

Grinner praise the queens,

 

Corpus dream of money,

 

Gifts there for all.

 

All heard the call  

 

Christmas is here.

 

Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas,

 

Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas.

 

On on they send,

 

on without end,

 

their joyful tone

 

to every home.

 

Ding dong ding... dong!

 

http://www.carols.org.uk/carol-of-the-bells.htm

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ng6x0gU3u8E

[Shaden73]

Frosty the Warframe

Frosty the Warframe,

Was a jolly happy frame,
With a long thick coat

And a pointy horn, and

No sense of time.

Frosty the Warframe,

Is a fairytale, they say.
He was made of snow,

But the tenno know

How came to life one day.

There must have been some magic

In that old skana blade they found,
For when they placed it in his hand,

He began to dance around!

Oh, Frosty, the Warframe,

Was alive as he could be;
And the tenno say

He could shoot and play,
Just the same as you and me.

Frosty the Warframe,

Knew the target is getting away,
So he said, "Let's run,

And we'll have some fun

Now before the snow globe melts away."

Down to the Ship core,

With a boltor in his hand,
Gunning here and there,

All around the square,
sayin', "I'll get you when I can."

He led them down the ship corridor,

Right to the main core;
And only paused a moment, when

He heard him holler, "Rare!"

Frosty, the Warframe,

Had to hurry back,
But he waved goodbye, sayin'

"Don't cry, We'll get you next time."

 

original name : Frosty the Snowman

Lyrics:http://www.41051.com/xmaslyrics/frosty.html 

[jonik01]

(im not sure if i posted one already, if i did, it was by mistake, i pressed something and it went blank so idk) I tried to make one, 

Frost the Snowlord, was a jolly freezing soul, with really cold hands and a tenno heart.(??) And two eyes of snow. Frost the Snowlord, is a tennotale, they say. He was made of pure tenno spirit. But the tenno knew he'd come out of his snowglobe one day.

 

And that's pretty much it, Merry christmas everybody! :D (If you don't celebrate christmas have a good holiday atleast)

Edited December 10, 2014 by jonik01

[alba-mos]

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Clause : http://www.metrolyrics.com/i-saw-mommy-kissing-santa-claus-lyrics-jessica-simpson.html

 

I saw Lotus kissing Santa Frost

Underneath his ice waves last night

She didn't see me down the stairs or hear me shriek

She thought I was tucked away in my Liset fast asleep

 

Then I saw Lotus tickle Santa Frost

Underneath his globe so snowy white

What a fight it would of been 

If Captain Vor had only seen

Lotus kissing Santa Frost last night

 

I saw Lotus kissing Santa Frost

Underneath his ice waves last night

She didn't see me down the stairs or hear me shriek

She thought I was tucked away in my Liset fast asleep

 

Then I saw Lotus tickle Santa Frost

Underneath his globe so snowy white

What a fight it would of been 

If Captain Vor had only seen

Lotus kissing Santa Frost last night

 

Lotus kissing Santa Frost last night

 

 

Happy Holidays!

[Kronos115]

Stalker is Coming To Hunt

 

 

You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm tellin' you why
The Stalker is comin' to hunt

He's makin' a list
Checkin' it twice
Gonna find out who's naughty or nice
The Stalker is comin' to hunt

He sees you when you're sleepin'
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for your sake!

You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm tellin' you why
The Stalker is comin' to hunt... To hunt --

Over there
The Stalker is comin' so be prepared
Don't you cry or worry go and get your gun ready
Every little thing to do is done
Stalker's list of whos is gone the tenno the cue
And don't forget to check your inbox
Every little while
'Cause soon as you’re on a mission
Teammates will come checkin' to see if you are still breathin’
Don't be missin' any shots or he'll slashy-slash and Dread won't drop.


(Melee solo)

 

Original name: Santa Claus is Coming to Town 

Source: http://www.metrolyrics.com/santa-claus-is-coming-to-town-lyrics-christmas-song.html

[Velarixion]

Farm Alone(Original Tune: Let It Snow!)

 

Well the Universe is frightful, but our gunfire is so delightful,
And since I've got no friends to go,

I'll farm alone, farm alone, farm alone.

 

There's so many factions to be a stoppin',

Let's keep those heads a poppin'

I've got a few more bosses to go,

Guess I'll farm alone, farm alone.

[DAAPROBOSS]

Let it Snow Warframe Christmas Carol

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All the Tenno outside are frightful

But companions are so delightful

and since i have no credits to buy them

platinum platinum platinum

 

Oh Ive logged on with good timing

and I see that Loki is priming

say goodbye to saving for Soma

platinum platinum platinum

 

When we finally leave to fight

How i hate going with grineer

But if you wanna duel tonight

Oh grineer i will be here

 

Grineer are slowly dying

oh companion were still defying

but as long as you please the lotus

platinum platinum platinum

 

Oh we've finally pleased the lotus

and shes finally gonna reward us

and since weve finally defeated vor

platinum platinum platinum

Edited December 10, 2014 by DAAPROBOSS

[JDRC]

Carol of the Cells

It's getting tired, That's what Ordis said

noise everywhere, It's mad again

I need some help, Who can repair?

this thing is odd, maybe I'm too old...

Ding, dong, ding, dong, What is that sound?

Lotus is here! With all her things

those pretty lips are red tulips

That purple head, too big for her

Oh!, I love her mouth! maybe because

there's nothing more I can see there.

By THEN the sweetest voice I've ever heard

breaking the air: "Exterminate!"

Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy Holidays!

Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy Holidays!

My shields are low, detecting ice

There is a lot, maybe it was Frost

This is unfair, (but) maybe for them

Another day, Corpus are there.

Arrows ahead, some broken legs

One of the folks, put the alarm on

Ding, dong, ding, dong, that is my song

It's time for peace, Tenno is here.

I like how all those   robots explode.

What's what I hear? Lotus again!

"Tenno, good work. All targets down,

Mission complete, get out of here"

Gaily the kubrow barks, while I come back

to my Liset, "Welcome again!"

Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy Holidays!

Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy Holidays!

Lotus is gone, I miss her a lot.

here in Space I'm so alone.

Radio Grineer, I need to hear

just someone else, a song in the air.

Ding dong ding dong...

-------

Bonus: One extra verse!

I check my inbox, there is a gift

from someone red, you know who he is

Stalker is here! so thoughtful him.

Maybe a cell, an orokin thing.

Oh! I just can't   wait to meet him!

-----

Original song: Carol of the Bells:

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/c/carpenters/carol+of+the+bells_20027466.html

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[(PSN)Le_SenseiX]

Hehehe, there are some really good ones that made me grin.