New: Tenno Caroling Contest!

[JoeShmoe123456]

Do you wanna build a Frost?

Come on, let's go and farm

Come out the ship

It's like you've gone away

We used to be best allies

And now we're poor

I wish you would get me the parts

 

Do you wanna build a Frost?

It doesn't have to be a Frost

Do you wanna build a Frost?

Or fly our ships around the dojo?

I think some invites are overdue...

 

I've started talking to 

My kubrow in its cage

It gets a little lonely

All of this outer space

Just watching the ships fly by

Zig, Zag, Zig, Zag, Zig, Zag

 

Please, I know you're in a mission

People are asking if we're friends

They say we have courage

And i'm trying to

I'm right here waiting for you

Please let me in

 

We only have an hour

It's just a small time

What are we gonna do?

Do you wanna build a Frost?

 

 

 

 

Do you Wanna Build A Snowman (Link won't work, so i pasted a screenshot): 

 

Do You Want to Build a Snowman?
From "Frozen"

Do you want to build a snowman?
Come on, let's go and play
I never see you anymore
Come out the door
It's like you've gone away
We used to be best buddies
And now we're not
I wish you would tell me why

Do you want to buid a snowman
It doesn't have to be a snowman
Do you want to build a snowman?
Or ride our bike around the hall?
I think some company is overdue...

I've started talking to
The pictures on the walls
It gets a little lonely
All these empty rooms
Just watching the hours tick by
Tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock

Please, I know you're in there
People are asking where you've been
They say have courage
And I'm trying to
I'm right out here for you
Please let me in

We only have each other
It's just you and me
What are we gonna do?
Do you want to build a snowman?

Edited December 6, 2014 by JoeShmoe123456

[Yeselectro]

FAR OVER THE MISTY PLANETS' CORE

 

Far over, the misty planets' core,

two miles away, with freezing cold.

We must array, best gear today,

To gain some more, golden lore.

 

Jackal was spooky, on the height,

Stalker was creepy, in the dark,

The burst was loud, it spread around,

The Corpus killed, by our lord.

 

...*choir murmuring*

 

The bells were ringing, in dojo.

Master was calling, all Tenno.

We came in front, of fireplace,

We fell asleep with shining gold.

The dojo closed, at noon.

We got stuck in, our biggest doom.

Sounds came along, with horrible scream,

It was the Stalker, the killer dean.

 

Far over, the misty planets' law,

Two Grineer left, then we will go,

We must array, best gear today,

The Christmas, has came among.

 

Source: 

*Only using that part of the song (in video)

Edited December 5, 2014 by Yeselectro

[LuNick]

Their Nightmare Night.

 

Su Noche Final

No trabajan mas
Todos morirán, ni uno quedará
Mirá a los Grineer y a los Corpus

De a uno caen por Tennos como vos 
Sueñan con no estar ahi!

Su pesadilla sos vos!

Their Final Night,

Their final work

Not one to stay, They're going to die

Look at the Grineer and the Corpus
One by one they fall for you
they dream with not being there!
because you are their nightmare!

Wake up!

Tennos attack!
Despertá!

Nos matarán!

 

Original Song: Noche de Paz by Sumo 

[(PSN)Visor13]

I don't even mind if this isn't a carol, this will be done now or never.

 

YOU'RE A MEAN ONE, MR. HEK

 

Based on: You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch

 

You're a mean one, Mr. Hek

You really are a heel

You're as spongy as a Healer, you are louder than a Leaper

Mr. Vaaaaay HEK!

 

You're literally a bad banana with a...greasy black peel!

 

You're a monster, Mr. Hek

Your heart's an empty void

Your thirty-minute tirades are just something I can't avoid

Mr. Vaaaaay HEK!

 

I wouldn't care to grind for...39 days for Hydroid!

 

You're vile one, Mr. Hek

You have Maggots in your smile

No wonder Lotus likes to think that you're a coprophile

Mr. Vaaaaay HEK!

 

Between you and Captain Vor, I'd rather take that xenophile!

 

You're a foul one, Mr. Hek

You're a nasty, wasty skunk

Your brain is full of Sure Shot mods, your Terra Frame is junk

Mr. Vaaaay HEK!

 

The three words that best describe you are as follows; and I quote:

Stink! Stank! Stunk!

 

You're a rotter, Mr. Hek

You're the king of mental sores

Your face looks like a Saryn wrecked it too much with her spores

Mr. Vaaaay HEK!

 

Your rants are like a dozen Arc Traps, instantly making me want to rage after hearing the most deplorable rubbish imaginable, kinda like Hysteria whooooores!

 

You nauseate me, Mr. Hek

With your missiles and your shocks

You're a crippled fizzled buzzer and you drive a yellow crock

Mr. Vaaaay HEK!

 

You're a three-decker sourcrap and Phorid cheeseburger...with corrosive sauce!

 

(Will likely edit.)

Edited December 5, 2014 by (PS4)Visor13

[zombie748]

Seems awesome :D

Edited December 5, 2014 by zombie748

[zombie748]

Original Song Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer http://youtu.be/3zmnuNd5rX8

 

Lotus got run over by a Grineer

Flying home from our clan Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Volt Prime
But as for me and Tenno, we believe

She'd been spending' too much platinum 
And we'd begged her not to go
But she'd left her Medication
So she stumbled out the door into the snow

When they found her Christmas mornin'
At the scene of the mission
There were shock prints  on her forehead
And incriminatin' scratch marks on her back

Lotus got run over by a Grineer
Flying' home from our clan Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Volt Prime
But as for me and Tenno, we believe

Now were all so proud of Tenno
He's been takin' this so well
See him in there one shotting corpus 
Drinking' beer and trading' mods with cousin NYX

It's not Christmas without Lotus
All the Warframes are so sad
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?

Lotus got run over by a Grineer
Flying' home from our clan Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Volt Prime
But as for me and Tenno, we believe

Now the sword is on the table
And a shotgun made of scraps
And a blue and silver liset
That would just have matched the hair in Lotus's wig

I've warned all my warframes and archwings
Better watch out for yourselves
They should never give a license
To a alien who drives a ship and plays with guns

Lotus got run over by a grineer
flying' home from our clan, Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Volt Prime
But as for me and Tenno, we believe!

Edited December 11, 2014 by zombie748

[FrostboundFlame]

Here's my crack at this contest, with a bit of a morbid twist.

Carol of the Swords (Carol of the Bells https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ng6x0gU3u8E )

 

Hark how the Swords

Sleek silver Swords

All seem to say

"Take lives away"

 

Tenno are here

Bringing great fear

To Everyone

Off goes their guns

 

Four bloody swings

That's what they bring

With deadly force

Resisting the course

 

One seems to hear

Words of great fear

From everywhere

Filling the air

 

O, how it pounds

Alarms, they will sound

(Oh, how...)

From everywhere

Telling the tale

(deadly are their tones)

 

Deadly they ring

While Grineer sing

Songs of great fear

"The Tenno are here!"

 

Stealthy, Stealthy, Stealthy

Stealthy Tenno (x2)

 

Off on their quest

Without an end

Their deadly tone

To oppression's home.

 

[repeat once]

 

Off on their quest

Without an end

Their deadly tone

To oppression's home...

 

We, are fin-ished... here.

[Iceski13]

Okay so I couldn't find a copy of the lyrics but this is from Dr. Elmos Deck the halls with chips and beernuts(which is his redneck version of deck the halls). Took me awhile but I managed to write down the lyrics after listening to the song over and over again.

Enjoy.

 

Deck the halls with chips and beer nuts. Fa la la la la la la la la

Heck with sucking in our beer guts. Fa la la la la la la la la

 

Scrape up some roadkill dressing, Fa la la la la la la la la

While I watch re-runs of wrestling. Fa la la la la la la la la

 

Let us bow our heads, bless this possum placed before us. Fa la la la la la la la la

If we cut the cheese ignore us. Fa la la la la la la la la

 

We give thanks for all our blessings, Fa la la la la la la la la

Cept what they’ll be repossessin. Fa la la la la la la la la

 

Grandmas all wrapped up in flannel, Fa la la la la la la la la

Swearing at the shopping channel. Fa la la la la la la la la

 

Tv trays for hers and his and, Fa la la la la la la la la

Juniors coming straight from prison. Fa la la la la la la la la

(I’m back)

Sissies boyfriend is a hot one, Fa la la la la la la la la

Scuse me while I load my shotgun. Fa la la la la la la la la

 

Cudder craving for confection. Fa la la la la la la la la

(Mmm pickles and Ice cream)

Indicate defined conception. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

 

Deck the halls with keys and prime parts. Fa la la la la la la la la
Heck with holding in our teslas. Fa la la la la la la la la

 

Scrape up some rare resources, Fa la la la la la la la la

While I do re-runs of missions. Fa la la la la la la la la

 

Let us bow our heads, bless this key placed before us. Fa la la la la la la la la
If we cut the beast ignore us. Fa la la la la la la la

 

We give thanks for all our blessings, Fa la la la la la la la la
Cept what RNG be reholding. Fa la la la la la la la la

 

Valkyrs all wrapped up in anger, Fa la la la la la la la la
at the Corpus banker. Fa la la la la la la la la

 

Archwings for hers and his frames, Fa la la la la la la la la
Fomorians coming straight from pluto. Fa la la la la la la la la
[in Hek's voice] (Their back)

 

Kela's boyfriend is a hot one, Fa la la la la la la la la
Scuse me while I load my shotgun. Fa la la la la la la la la

 

Tenno craving for those frames. Fa la la la la la la la la
[in our voices] (Hey, parts and mods)
Indicate defined contraption. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Edited December 8, 2014 by Iceski13

[Razzburiez]

Don't be a Ruk 

(Parody of Don't be a Jerk:

)

 

Attention tenno, its Lotus.

Christmas means dojo and Liset decorating,

warframe and weapon skins.

So during this most festive season, please,

 

Don't be a Ruk...

 

Bring peace to the system, it's what your for

Or at least according to lore

Don't be a Ruk... (don't be a Ruk)

It's Christmas!

 

This mission should take 20 minutes-ish

So don't bring a frame that will squish

Don't be a Ruk... (don't be a Ruk)

It's Christmas!

 

Be good to captives and sentinels, kubrows too

Cause in the end they follow you

Use the chat, don't banish me

Wait its survival, why are you Banshee?! 

 

Use absorb where it won't wind up in the way

No, you cant desecrate that osprey

Don't be a Ruk... (don't be a Ruk)

It's Christmas!

 

It's Christmas!

 

When we are trading don't go offline

You let the squad down, so don't you whine

Good job you soloed Ven'kra tel and Sprag

But it's time for Christmas and not time to brag!(time to brag) 

 

Don't drink straight greedy milk for Lotus's sake

It's from Ruk so you know its fake

Don't be a Ruk... (don't be a Ruk)

It's Christmas!

 

Your friend got almost everything for his blueprint

Help him farm for what he didn't

Don't be a Ruk... (don't be a Ruk)

It's Christmas!

 

It's Christmas

 

Don't be a Ruk... (don't be a Ruk)

It's Christmas!

Don't be a Ruk... (don't be a Ruk)

It's Christmas!

 

I hope you enjoy this carol tenno. I would sing this except I have no clue how to post it, no means or recording it, and a horrible singing voice!

But none the less seasons greetings, and happy holidays!

Edited December 5, 2014 by Razzburiez

[HnK_Yoshiya]

Presenting you a song inspired by Chepalon Suda's love for knowledge! Let me know

Original song: Let it snow - http://www.metrolyrics.com/let-it-snow-lyrics-christmas-carols.html

 

Oh the space outside is mysterious

But the knowledge it's so delightful

And since we've knowledge to get

Let me know! Let me know! Let me know!

 

It doesn't show signs of ending

And i've brought some orokin data for scanning

The stars are tuned way down low

Let me know! Let me know! Let me know!

 

When we finally will have it all

How i'll hate getting no information!

But if you really scan it for me

All the codex will be known

 

The file are slowly ending

And my tenno we're still searching

But as long as you search with me

Let me know! Let me know! Let me know!

[sarmixo]

I saw Lotus kissing suda Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
She didn't see me invis
down the stairs to have a peep;
She thought that I was tucked
up in my Liset in cryo sleep.

Then, I saw Lotus tickle suda claus
Underneath her cube so neon and white;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If ordis had only seen
lotus kissing suda Claus last night

[(XBOX)liamliv2012]

Jingle bells,jingle bells ember smells of ash. Oh what fun it is to ride on archwing this holiday oh. Jingle bells,jingle bells ember smells of ash.oh what fun it is to ride in an arcwing this holiday. Dashing through void with a kubrow on my back through the doors we go running all ahaha.The lights on the lazers are bright oh what fun it is to ride an archwing on this very night oh. Based on jingle bells

[CityOfTrees]

Original lyrics

 

"Mutalists from the realm of glory" -Revision H (true final)

 

Tenno, from the void of glory.

Archwing o'er all of space;

Ye who sang the Lotus's story,

Now proclaim Alad's grace:

 

Join the venture, join the venture

Worship Alad, the reborn King.

 

Troopers, in the 'morians abiding,

Watching o'er the Earth by night,

Alad with Grineer is now residing,

Yonder shines the toxic light:

 

Join the venture, join the venture.

Worship Alad, the reborn King.

 

Corpus, leave your machinations,

Evolving creatures swarm ahead;

Embrace the purifier of nations,

Ye have seen his slimy dread:

 

Join the venture, join the venture.

Worship Alad, the reborn King.

 

'Rokin, wrung with true repentance,

Doomed for guilt to endless pains,

Vengeance now revokes the sentence,

Alad calls you—break your chains:

 

Join the venture, join the venture.

Worship Alad, the reborn King.

 

Though a madman we have viewed him,

He shall fill the system's throne,

Gather all the factions to him;

Every being shall then bow down:

 

Join the venture, join the venture.

Worship Alad, the reborn King.

 

Abominations, join in praising

Tenno, Corpus, Grineer - now Infested

Evermore united, voices raising,

To eternal Alad, never bested.

 

Join the venture, join the venture.

Worship Alad, the reborn King.

 

Edited December 7, 2014 by BeeOverlord

[karaki]

Rudolf the red-nose reindeer, Warframe Rendition!

 

To the tune of 

 

Loki, the stealthy Tenno

Had a very special skill

And if you could detect him,

You would be surely killed!

And all of the other Tenno,

Used to laugh and say "no fun"!

They never let poor Loki,

Join in any void key runs!

 

Then on a tier 4 void key,

Vor came to say hi,

Three of the Tenno went down,

Surely needed quick revives.

 

Then how the Tenno loved him,

As they shouted out with glee,

Loki the stealthy Tenno,

Thanks to invisibility!

 

Edited December 5, 2014 by karaki

[-JHL-]

Original lyric page - http://www.metrolyrics.com/12-days-of-christmas-lyrics-christmas-song.html

 

My Twelve Days of Warframe:

 

On my first day of Warframe

I got something from it

A Braton with a Lato

 

On my second day of Warframe

I got something from it

2 Morphics

And a Braton with a Lato

 

On the third day of Warframe

I got something from it

3 Rare Mods

2 Morphics

And a Braton with a Lato

 

On my fourth day of Warframe

I got something from it

4 Stalker Marks

3 Rare Mods

2 Morphics

And a Braton with a Lato

 

On my fifth day of Warframe

I got something from it

5 GOLD POTATOES

4 Stalker Marks

3 Rare Mods

2 Morphics

And a Braton with a Lato

 

On my sixth day of Warframe

I got something from it

6 Brakk Receivers

5 GOLD POTATOES

4 Stalker Marks

3 Rare Mods

2 Morphics

And a Braton with a Lato

 

On my seventh day of Warframe

I got something from it

7 Warframe blueprints

6 Brakk Receivers

5 GOLD POTATOES

4 Stalker Marks

3 Rare Mods

2 Morphics

And a Braton with a Lato

 

On my eighth day of Warframe

I got something from it

8 Kubrow milkshakes

7 Warframe blueprints

6 Brakk Receivers

5 GOLD POTATOES

4 Stalker Marks

3 Rare Mods

2 Morphics

And a Braton with a Lato

 

On my ninth day of Warframe

I got something from it

9 Shiny Fomae

8 Kubrow milkshakes

7 Warframe blueprints

6 Brakk Receivers

5 GOLD POTATOES

4 Stalker Marks

3 Rare Mods

2 Morphics

And a Braton with a Lato

 

On my tenth day of Warframe

I got something from it

10 Vauban Systems

9 Shiny Fomae

8 Kubrow milkshakes

7 Warframe blueprints

6 Brakk Receivers

5 GOLD POTATOES

4 Stalker Marks

3 Rare Mods

2 Morphics

And a Braton with a Lato

 

On my eleventh day of Warframe

I got something from it

11 Annoying Ordis

10 Vauban Systems

9 Shiny Fomae

8 Kubrow milkshakes

7 Warframe blueprints

6 Brakk Receivers

5 GOLD POTATOES

4 Stalker Marks

3 Rare Mods

2 Morphics

And a Braton with a Lato

 

On my twelfth day of Warframe

I got something from it

Several Dread bp drops

11 Annoying Ordis

10 Vauban Systems

9 Shiny Fomae

8 Kubrow milkshakes

7 Warframe blueprints

6 Brakk Receivers

5 GOLD POTATOES

4 Stalker Marks

3 Rare Mods

2 Morphics

And I'm never gonna get Despairs!

[MidnightDuelist]

winter wonderland- "I'm out of farming land!"

 

Gun shots ring, I'm not listening!

Snow tile set, snow is glistening!

A beautiful sight, I'm happy tonight!

Mesa earned I'm out of farming land!

 

Gone away are my beacons...

Finally done, it felt like eons...

Death puddle swallows them up!

As I fill up my cup.

Hydroid gained I'm out of framing land!

 

Over in the void we can build a frost prime!

All shiny and new, took a long time!

When people say "nice colours what palette man?"

I'll smile and say "It's twilight"

Buy it for 75 plaaaaat!

 

Later on, when we desire:

Ember prime for world on fire!

Once the farming is done.

The songs that I've sung.

Ember obtained I'm out of framing land!

 

Over in the void we can build a frost prime!

We can pretend he is Santa Claus!

We'll have lots of fun with festive frost prime!

Until heavy gunners go and shoot him down!

 

With snow globe, isn't it thrilling?

Just relax, time for chilling.

Just sit down and play, shoot faces all day!

Frost prime built I'm out of farming land!

 

Dakra here I'm out of farming land!

Reaper done I'm out of farming land!!!!

 

[(PSN)Malfunction-3000]

Barely anyone made anything for the Lotus, so here's mine for the best helper

 

Frosty the Snowman

 

Rewritten Version:

Lotus the helper, she's a jolly Tenno guide.

With a Lotus helmet and a Lotus symbol, saying "Yeah I'm on your side."

 

Lotus the helper, says that "Tenno is the way."

With a few words out, making the Tenno run about, she'd make all the enemies pay.

 

She saves a lot of lives by taking them out from their pod.

 

She would tell you what's incoming like: "Oh look, a Grineer squad!"

 

Oh, Lotus the helper, she's as good as she can be.

She can get you stuff and with a bit of luck your things can be OP.

 

Hackity hack, hack, hackity hack hack- "Look how the Tennos flow."

Hackity hack, hack, hackity hack hack- "There's the Grineer, let's go!"

 

Lotus the helper, "She can guide you to the light," they say.

"she would help you out- no problem, no doubt, so you can see the light of day"

 

Back to your ship, where you can be really free

She would send you stuff or maybe a buff so you'd be better than that "A. V" (Alad V)

 

She'd give you time to spend some dimes so you can fill your cup. (my way of saying "powering up")

The time depends on when the Lotus says "An alert is up!"

 

Oh, Lotus the helper, she would stay with you all day.

She can stay as long as the battle goes or until you're done for today.

 

Hackity hack, hack, hackity hack hack- "Look how the Tennos flow."

Hackity hack, hack, hackity hack hack- "There's the Grineer, let's go!"

 

[i'm only editing because of some words that I want to fix... Only minor mistakes]

Edited December 5, 2014 by (PS4)Malfunction-3000

[(PSN)Incognito_A13]

Done to the tune of "We Three Kings"  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/We_Three_Kings

 

We G3 are coming your way

Sent to you from counselor Vay

Leekter, Shik and Vem Tabook

Are brakk'ing you up today

 

[Chorus]

O Doctor Tegnus, set us free

Let us kill Grineer with glee

You can't hide our fratricide

Spare us from our agony

 

We are three the Tenno must fear

flashing lights tell you we're near

Tenno catching and bolt attaching

A punishment severe

[SnarlyDigIt]

  Deck the Missions (Deck the Halls)

 

___

 

Deck the missions with festive greetings

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

'Tis the season for no more beatings

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

On the Grineer and the Corpus

Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la

Unless they come charging towards us

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

 

See the raging Kickbot warn us

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

As we all spam the merry chorus

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Then Lotus tries to tell us

Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la

That Vay Hek is getting jealous

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

 

We exchange gifts and drink coffee

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

When we hear a voice so salty

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Vay Hek has come to join us

Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la

I wonder if he'll sing this with us

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

 

___

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS9LvziuWVg - Deck the Halls (Lyrics + Music)

[Tim0thy]

"LOKI THE MASTER TROLL FRAME"
original song "rudolph the red nose reindeer"
link: http://www.metrolyrics.com/rudolph-the-red-nosed-reindeer-lyrics-christmas-carols.html
 

You know Limbo and Nekros and Ember and Hydroid, 

You know the primes that came from the void, 

But do you recall? 

The frame that annoys them all?

 

Loki the master troll frame,

Had some very shiny horns,

And if you ever saw them,

He'd be babbling about adorns.

All of the other warframes,

Used to hate and kick him from games,

They never let poor Loki,

Join in any Orokin Raids.

 

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,

Lotus came to say,

Loki with your horns so bright,

Won't you be a prime tonight?

 

Then all the other warframes,

Dropped their guns and gasped loudly,

Loki the master troll frame,

You'll go down in history.

(made by me and my friend/bro.)

[tigerroche]

THE STALKER IS COMING TO TOWN (SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN)

 

 

You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not slouch
I'm telling you why
The Stalker is coming to town

He's making a list
And checking it twice
Gonna hunt down the naughty, not nice
The Stalker is coming to town

He sees you when you’re busy
He knows when to attack
He knows what time is worst for you
So you better watch your back!

O! The blood of Vor
Is on your hands
Better log off
And change your pants
The Stalker is coming to town
The Stalker is coming to town

[(PSN)SuperRaySonic]

All I want for Christmas is you (Original song)

A conclave fight! (Tenno carol)

 

I don’t have a lot of Warframes, there is just one suit I need.

And I don’t care about the other Tennos, As long as my Skana is with me.

Oh! My glaive I will surely throw, just like Hayden shooting my Lato.

Baby don’t test me, we can do a conclave it will prove.

 

So you brought along your Nyx, with a Cronus that Vor used to use.

You had all your abilities, but I had all mine too.

No! You use absorb on me, I simply landed a crit.

No use you were screwed no revives left for a noob.

 

Then I held my hand towards you, being ever so polite.

The conclave had ended, and we stood there that night.

Under the mistletoe with a kiss, that is how it goes.

We ended our feud, now a baby Kubrow is part of us too.

Tooo uo uo Baby!!

 

 

 

 

 

Because I love Christmas and FithHarmony

Edited December 5, 2014 by (PS4)SuperRaySonic

[-InV-Skitz0]

You know Ash and Loki and Frost and Valkyr,

You know Nova and Ember and Limbo and Zephyr,

But Do you recall?

The most new WarFrame of all?

 

Mesa The Gunslinger WarFrame

Had Two Very Shiny Guns

And if you ever saw them

You would even turn away and run

All the other WarFrames

Use to Laugh and call her names

They Wouldn't let per Mesa

Play in any Tenno Games.

 

Then one dark Derelict key,

Lotus came to say

Mesa with your gun so bright,

Wont you kill some Infested tonight?

 

Then all the Tenno loved her.

As they did the Narita with glee.

Mesa the gunslinger WarFrame,

Wont you please come Res me.

[nexus25]

O Captain Vor, O Captain Vor.
Your Janus key so annoying.
It shining bright when it's activated.
Yet for the beam are so complicated.
O Captain Vor, O Captain Vor.
Your Janus key so annoying.

O Captain Vor, O Captain Vor.
Forever bound to the void.
Your corruption are such a haste
Those nothing more but bunch of waste.
O Captain Vor, O Captain Vor.
Forever bound to the void.

O Captain Vor, O Captain Vor.
Was cut in half by Tenno.
His Janus key reviving him.
Whilst his mind are starting to dim.
O Captain Vor, O Captain Vor.
Was cut in half by Tenno.

Based of: O. Christmas Tree

[.Ant.]

http://www.the-north-pole.com/carols/rudolph.html

 

You know Rhino and Nova and Ember and Banshee, Vauban and Nekros and Limbo and Hydroid

But do you recall?

The most famous warframe of all?

 

Loki with Essence helmet

Had a very distinct shape

And if you ever saw it (saw it) 

You would even say duct tape (what?) 

And all of the other Tenno (Tenno)

Used to laugh and call him names (Like submarine)

They never let poor Loki (Loki)

Join in any warframe farms (Like for Mag Prime)

 

Then one little update came 

DE came to say (ho ho ho)

Loki has now got a prime

Won't you go and spend some time?

 

Then all the Tenno farmed him (farmed him)

And they shouted "RNG" (Help me)

Loki the new prime warframe (warframe)

You'll be locked inside the Void (Like Frost Prime)