New: Tenno Caroling Contest!

Cail · December 5, 2014

The 12 Days of Tennomas

On the first day of Tennomas

The Lotus sent to me:

A Rhino on a MOA Tree

On the second day of Tennomas

The Lotus sent to me:

Two Limbo Rifts

and a Rhino on a MOA Tree

On the third day of Tennomas

The Lotus sent to me:

Three Snow Globes

Two Limbo Rifts

and a Rhino on a MOA Tree

On the fourth day of Tennomas

The Lotus sent to me:

Four Hallowed Grounds

Three Snow Globes

Two Limbo Rifts

and a Rhino on a MOA Tree

On the fifth day of Tennomas

The Lotus sent to me:

Five Golden Primes

Four Hallowed Grounds

Three Snow Globes

Two Limbo Rifts

and a Rhino on a MOA Tree

On the sixth day of Tennomas

The Lotus sent to me:

Six Volts Overloading

Five Golden Primes

Four Hallowed Grounds

Three Snow Globes

Two Limbo Rifts

and a Rhino on a MOA Tree

On the seventh day of Tennomas

The Lotus sent to me:

Seven Nyxs Absorbing

Six Volts Overloading

Five Golden Primes

Four Hallowed Grounds

Three Snow Globes

Two Limbo Rifts

and a Rhino on a MOA Tree

On the eighth day of Tennomas

The Lotus sent to me:

Eight Mags a Pulling

Seven Nyxs Absorbing

Six Volts Overloading

Five Golden Primes

Four Hallowed Grounds

Three Snow Globes

Two Limbo Rifts

and a Rhino on a MOA Tree

On the ninth day of Tennomas

The Lotus sent to me:

Nine Valkyrs Screaming

Eight Mags a Pulling

Seven Nyxs Absorbing

Six Volts Overloading

Five Golden Primes

Four Hallowed Grounds

Three Snow Globes

Two Limbo Rifts

and a Rhino on a MOA Tree

On the tenth day of Tennomas

The Lotus sent to me:

Ten Zephyrs a Jumping

Nine Valkyrs Screaming

Eight Mags a Pulling

Seven Nyxs Absorbing

Six Volts Overloading

Five Golden Primes

Four Hallowed Grounds

Three Snow Globes

Two Limbo Rifts

and a Rhino on a MOA Tree

On the eleventh day of Tennomas

The Lotus sent to me:

Eleven Trinitys Blessing

Ten Zephyrs a Jumping

Nine Valkyrs Screaming

Eight Mags a Pulling

Seven Nyxs Absorbing

Six Volts Overloading

Five Golden Primes

Four Hallowed Grounds

Three Snow Globes

Two Limbo Rifts

and a Rhino on a MOA Tree

On the twelfth day of Tennomas

The Lotus sent to me:

Twelve Mirages Dancing

Eleven Trinitys Blessing

Ten Zephyrs Jumping

Nine Valkyrs Screaming

Eight Mags a Pulling

Seven Nyxs Absorbing

Six Volts Overloading

Five Golden Primes

Four Hallowed Grounds

Three Snow Globes

Two Limbo Rifts

and a Rhino on a MOA Tree

Krotalon · December 5, 2014

Can't wait to hear someone from DE singing some of these.

- - -

Ah, here's my entry.

Which is a traditional Corpus song.

Title: Titjpe Tepp Toyk

Original song:

Titjpe tepp, titjpe tepp, titjpe tepp toyk

Titjpe teppy yjitj atp titjpe teppy titj

Ytojitj atp tpojitj uk tuykepy ot tut

Toj pke titjpe kok kay tejut

Titjpe tepp, titjpe tepp, titjpe tepp toyk

Titjpe teppy ykise it titjpe tepp pise

Patyitj atp ktatyitj it titjpe tepp ykjate

It pke ttoypy ait.

Jkap a ttijkp pise, ipy pke tijkp pise

Po toyk pke tijkp ajay

Titjpe tepp pise iy a yjepp pise
Po jo jpipitj it a ote-kotye ypeijk

Jippy-uk titjpe kotye, kiyk uk yout teep

Titjpe atoutp pke ypoyk

Sik atp a-sitjpe it pke titjpitj teep

Pkapy pke titjpe tepp

Pkapy pke titjpe tepp toyk!

Original lyrics:

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring
Snowing and blowing up bushels of fun
Now the jingle hop has begun

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time
Dancing and prancing in Jingle Bell Square
In the frosty air.

What a bright time, it's the right time
To rock the night away

Jingle bell time is a swell time
To go gliding in a one-horse sleigh
Giddy-up jingle horse, pick up your feet
Jingle around the clock

Mix and a-mingle in the jingling feet
That's the jingle bell,
That's the jingle bell,
That's the jingle bell rock

Everything's written according to these info. There could be a few mistakes, but I hope not.

I actually challenge someone to try and sing something like this, lol.

Happy christmas time everyone!

Edited December 6, 2014 by Krotalon

Yezzik · December 5, 2014

Hmm. Does my song fit the theme or do I need to redo it?

Jix839 · December 5, 2014

Jingle Bells

Infested smells

Ancient Healer laid an egg

The Kogake brawler beat the crawler

And the Tenno got away

Jingle Bells

Corpus smells

Camera's were destroyed

The MOA's were all gunned down

And the Tenno did his job

Jingle Bells

Grineer smells

Drahks all laid eggs

The Power Carrier was no barrier

And the Tenno got his loot

And the Tenno slaughtered all

And the Stalker slaughtered all

Well guys, I know it's not a classic (being based on Batman Smells -

), and I doubt it's any good, but why not :) If even one person got a chuckle out of this, then it was worth the time writing it cx Edited December 5, 2014 by Jix839

Vanwolfster · December 5, 2014

This is very great! I've been reading a few and they are all amazing. This is going to be one tough competition. :D

(NSW)Estalior · December 5, 2014

weird al yankovic "The Night Santa Went Crazy"

"The Night Alad Went Crazy"

Down in the workshop all the droids were makin' toys
For the good Gentile corpus and the Gentile robotics
When Alad V busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and nano spores on his breath
From his collar to his boots he was covered with plastids
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Councilor Vay Hek
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"

The night Alad went crazy
The night Tha V went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain

Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of broken Tenno and robotics
And he tied up his helpers and he held MESA hostage
And he ground up poor Valkyr into Tenno sausage
He got Rhino and Volt with an old infested revolver
And he slashed up Mag like the infamous stalker
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Frost
And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like toast!"

Dark0592 · December 5, 2014

Silent night, Holy night
All is calm, all is bright
Round yon Banshee, quake of sound.
Holy Oberon, regal and proud
Sleep in heavenly well of life,
Sleep in heavenly well of life.

Silent night, Holy night
Daughter of the Lotus, Mirage's prism light.
Radiant beams from thy holy sphere
With the eclipse of redeeming grace,
Loka, Leader in your pond,
Loka, Leader in your pond.

Silent night, Holy night
Banshee's quake, at the sight
Moas stream from pods above
Heavenly, hosts sing Zanuka.
Lotus the Savior is born,
Lotus the Savior is born.

Edited December 5, 2014 by Dark0592

double1 · December 5, 2014

Sliding through the snow

While the Corpus are away

Down the hills we go

While our kubrows roll and play

Alarms start to sound

Corpus are inbound

What fun it’ll be to slash and play

The Slaying Drums tonight!

Jingle bells

Vay Hek smells

My Kubrow laid an egg

Lieutenant Kril hammered my shield

And I shot his pack away

Jingle bells

Vay Hek smells

My Kubrow laid an egg

Lieutenant Kril hammered my shield

And I shot his pack away

Hey!

http://www.jingle-bells-lyrics.com/

Okay this is the best one. You win!

SorrowX7 · December 5, 2014

Original sounds like this: http://youtu.be/FGxVQBp0y-I

(Stalker)
(Flickering lights)

I'm dreaming of a flicking black light,
Just like the ones I always die in
Where Stalker taunts,
And Areas are locked down
To hear the sound of a drawn bow,

(I'm dreaming of a flickering black light,
With every boss I fight)
And may you be out of sight and deadly
When Stalker comes for you tonight.

(I'm dreaming of a flickering black light,
With every boss I fight)
May your missions be long and scary..
And may all your missions be in black lights.

Nidhdraca · December 5, 2014

Original:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQYa2epnTdo

Shift+Controlling all the way

in a Snowglobe made by Frost

O'er the Avalanche we go

Hydroid freezing all the way

Banshee Booming loud

Making Ash Prime* sigh

What fun it is to slash and shoot

With Clanmates on tonight!

Jingle Bells Nekros Smells

Ember laid an egg

The Liset lost a wing

and Derf Anyo got away!

*Pls DE

Muffle · December 5, 2014

High Level Mission To the tune of "Sleigh Ride"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4r0gR90OOI

Just hear that gunfire thundering, Grineer underlings too

Come on it’s great conditions for a high level mission with you

Outside the kubrows biting and threat of fighting just grew

After the noisy scuffle a Tenno shuffles right through

Slide attack, slide attack, slide attack downhill

Just look at Lech Krill. You froze his suit and now he’s standing still

Shoot his back, shoot his back, shoot his back, he’s dead. Fight Stalker instead.

He sent you a mail but failed and now you have a Dread.

Our shields have redirection for our protection, you see

Sometimes the maps get snowed in or explode in flaming debris

You’ve got the corpus crewman (and some inhuman) on you

After the noisy scuffle a Tenno shuffles right through

There’s some lightning firing out the key of Captain Vor

And an upside down mask on the face of Tyl Regor

We’ve be farming syndicate standing without a single stop

At the planet where we’ll watch the mods all drop, drop, drop, drop.

There’s some bosses hiding that you’ll find will take some tech

Infested Alad V and Councilman Vay Hek

You’ll need lots of coordinates so you should really try to start

Triangulate their hiding spot and get your warframe part

Triangulate their hiding spot and pray it’s the right part

Just hear that gunfire thundering, Grineer underlings too

Come on it’s great conditions for a high level mission with you

Outside the kubrows biting and threat of fighting just grew

After the noisy scuffle a Tenno shuffles right through

Slide attack, slide attack, slide attack downhill

Just look at Lech Krill. You froze his suit and now he’s standing still

Shoot his back, shoot his back, shoot his back, he’s dead. Fight Stalker instead.

He sent you a mail but failed and now you have a Dread.

Harm deflected so well protected are we

We’ve even got enough credits to max vitality

Logged in and got a maximum sale on platinum too!

Come on it’s great conditions for a high level mission with you

it’s great conditions for a high level mission with you

great conditions for a high level mission with you (x4)

Edited December 5, 2014 by Blastcut

Gx75 · December 5, 2014

Original - Let it Snow -

Let it Drop

Oh, the drop rate is awful,

But the reward is so delightful,

And since we've no other place to farm,

Let it drop, let it drop, let it drop.

It doesn't show signs of dropping,

And I brought Nekros for desecrate;

The rates have been put too low,

Let it drop, let it drop, let it drop.

When we finally try to give up,

How I'll hate leaving without the drop;

But if we really hold up a bit more,

All the effort will be rewarded.

The life support is slowly ending,

And, my squad, we're still trying,

But as long as you keep fighting.

Let it drop, let it drop, let it drop.

(XBOX)Skode · December 5, 2014

This sounds fun why not :-D. http://www.41051.com/xmaslyrics/jinglerock.html is my inspiration here

Warframe, warframe, warframe rocks

Lecta whip swings and lato bullets sing

Showing up and blowing up the infested for fun

Now the lotus call has begun

Warframe, warframe, warframe rocks

The Ceres alert chime means it rhino prime time

Slashing and wall running with out a care

In a Grineer lair!

Its the right time, for frost prime

To blow Van Hek away

Its the right time, to announce nova prime

To go riding in my arkwing today

The gunslinger frame? gained by no easy feat

Yet Mesa is here and she rocks

Come and mingle with your liset fleet

That why Warframe

Thats why Warfame

Thats why Warframe rocks

Terr4kon · December 5, 2014

I'm from germany, so you all got a german Christmassong! >:D

Ready or not, here we go! XD

Song: Lasst uns froh und munter sein -

1.) Jetz haun wir drei Waffen rein,
auch der Wächter ist dabei,
Bang boom, bang boom, Treffer Treffer Crit!
Bald ist Lotus wieder da,
Bald ist Lotus wieder da!

2.) Alle Gegner sind ein Klacks,
mit den Warframe-Mods auf max.
Bang boom, bang boom, Treffer Treffer Crit!
Bald ist Lotus wieder da,
Bald ist Lotus wieder da!

3.) Wenn ich kill dann lache ich,
selbst der Stalker besiegt mich nich.
Bang boom, bang boom, Treffer Treffer Crit!
Bald ist Lotus wieder da,
Bald ist Lotus wieder da!

4.) Die Mission nun ist vorbei,
alle Gegner sind nur noch Brei.
Bang boom, bang boom, Treffer Treffer Crit!
Bald ist Lotus wieder da,
Bald ist Lotus wieder da!

5.) Vay Hek ist ein böser Mann,
denn man nicht genug schlagen kann.
Bang boom, bang boom, Treffer Treffer Crit!
Bald ist Lotus wieder da,
Bald ist Lotus wieder da!

Juancho061229 · December 5, 2014

Valkyr, The Cat-Like Warframe,

Has Some Very Shiny Claws,

And If You Ever Saw Her,

She Would Slice Your Cake In Half.

All Of The Other Warframes,

Used To Laugh and Call Her Names,

They Never Let Poor Valkyr,

Join Any Room For Fun.

Then One Foggy Christmas Eve,

Lotus Came To Say,

Valkyr With Your Claws So Sharp,

Won`t You Guide Our Squad Tonight?

Then All The Warframes Loved Her,

And They Shouted Out With Glee,

Valkyr, The Cat-Like Warframe,

You Will Save Our Chritmas Eve!

Esguord · December 5, 2014