Kasumi- Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 You get sodomized I insert a vending machine You get a box containing.... ...the vending machine. I insert Obama. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 You get Kim Jong Un I insert a Blue-Eyes White Dragon card Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopakkiin Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 (edited) The Vending Machine summons the Blue-Eyes White Dragon and makes love to it against it's will.I insert a few condoms for it to use. Edited January 25, 2015 by NinjaDog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Out comes new born Blue-Eyes White Dragon babies. I insert Blue-Eyes White Dragon baby hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopakkiin Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 They get cut off, the Vending Machine grabs you and uses the hands to spank you all night long. I insert triflic acid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 They get cut off, the Vending Machine grabs you and uses the hands to spank you all night long. I insert triflic acid. You recieve Sulfuric Acid. I insert the shatterd dreams of impoverished Americans who have no hope for survival. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopakkiin Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 The Dreams die in the Acid. I insert some Magic Acid ;D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 You receive an enchanted dildo that breathes fire I insert an I insert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopakkiin Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Your I insert insert is now gone, the acid took care of it. You get to visit the next hospital. I insert a coat, a duck, a lotus flower, a piece of ginger, a horsehead, a fear of something and a .gif of Excalibur twerking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Your I insert insert is now gone, the acid took care of it. You get to visit the next hospital. I insert a coat, a duck, a lotus flower, a piece of ginger, a horsehead, a fear of something and a .gif of Excalibur twerking. You get arrested by the FBI. I insert the NSA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopakkiin Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 You get slapped in the Faze with Obama bin Laden's dead body. I insert lots of C4 to blow this vending Machine up. + I bark *woof* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 You get slapped in the Faze with Obama bin Laden's dead body. I insert lots of C4 to blow this vending Machine up. + I bark *woof* You get lots of C5. I insert [REDACTED] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Out comes 2 more vending machines. I insert a penny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Out comes 2 more vending machines. I insert a penny. You get a bag of MLG Dorritos and MLG Mountain Dew. I insert Grate Prime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopakkiin Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 You get an Mk-1 Rhino. I insert a dogecoin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 You get an Mk-1 Rhino. I insert a dogecoin. You get MK-1 AkLato. I insert Verdict's left leg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Out comes my leg. Give that back! I insert Kaic's head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Out comes my leg. Give that back! I insert Kaic's head. You fool, AI have no head. You get nothing. I insert Verdict and Stalker Lotus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 You fool, AI have no head. You get nothing. I insert Verdict and Stalker Lotus. Out comes Verdict Stalkr Lotus Hybrid.What have you done? I insert myself back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasumi- Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Out comes Verdict Stalkr Lotus Hybrid. What have you done? I insert myself back. You get Utarious. Again. I insert Stalker Verdict and Utarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 You get Utarious. Again. I insert Stalker Verdict and Utarious. Out comes a weasel. I insert Uterus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
painovoimaton Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Some ant/matter comes out and everyth/ng /n a k/lometer's rad/us gets ann/h/lated. /thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Out comes /. I insert /. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldnacpeek Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 (edited) You get eternal happiness. I insert a list of the most common first world problems. Edited January 26, 2015 by LazerSkink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 You get a box of used tampons I put in a ha' penny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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