Vending Machine [Forum Game]

[Noxramus]

So, this is a game taken from another forum I used to lurk on. Basically, how this works is you post how much you insert into the vending machine. Before that, however, you tell the person above you what they got from the vending machine. (EG, The post above me inserts 50 cents. I then post and say they recieve an atomic bomb. I then insert 300 $. This continues so on and so forth. Anything can come from the vending machine.)

I'll start.

I insert 50 cents.

Edited January 23, 2015 by Noxramus

[Hopakkiin]

You received a pound of weed.

I insert 5$.

[Noxramus]

You receive a large package containing 5 Grineer Heavy Gunners.

I insert $2.

Edited January 23, 2015 by Noxramus

[BenzinNinJa]

You get the bottom half of a hamburger

 

I insert 2 Danish Kroner.

[Noxramus]

You receive an annoyingly loud fire alarm that has no off button.

I insert $50

Edited January 23, 2015 by Noxramus

[Hopakkiin]

You get completely torn apart by a raging pack of Kubrow puppies on steroids...

I insert 10€.

[MegpoidBeetle]

You receive a forma blueprint

 

I insert a fake 5 dollar bill

Edited January 23, 2015 by YOUR_MOTHER_HAVE_BANDAIDS

[Spikey844]

You get a cute puppy

 

 

I insert £10

 

Edit: how to image?

 

Edit edit: nevermind

Edited January 23, 2015 by Spikey844

[Noxramus]

You receive 300 used steam cards.

I insert 500 Yen.

Edited January 23, 2015 by Noxramus

[(PSN)Legolegend144]

You get a rabid drahk.

I insert $1

[Hopakkiin]

You recieve the latest Justin Bieber album.

I insert a bunch of selfmade paper money.

[Noxramus]

You get a live grenade.

I insert 2,358 Cents.

Edited January 23, 2015 by Noxramus

[MegpoidBeetle]

 

I insert 20 dollars

[Hopakkiin]

The Vending Machine spits out the Embolist and forces you to use it.

I insert a broken TV and 3 cents.

[BenzinNinJa]

You get the top half of Noxramus' burger.

You guys should become friends now.

 

I insert 500£ I found on the street.

[Noxramus]

You get the guy who lost 500£.

I insert BenzinNinja.

Edited January 23, 2015 by Noxramus

[Hopakkiin]

You receive a free trip. Actually only a trip on Acid but whatever..

I insert slippers made from the skin of unborn pandas and 9P.

[Noxramus]

You get 3 unborn polar bears and a very angry mother.

I insert a maxed Narrow-Minded.

Edited January 23, 2015 by Noxramus

[MegpoidBeetle]

You get a nano spore

 

I insert my willy

[locojuan]

you get a bandaid for your willy

i insert a pair of used socks and 20 cents.

[Hopakkiin]

You get 5p and all available Assassins spawn multiple times because of your death marks.

I insert a fifty forma Aklato and a letter to the Vending Machine Operator asking what this vending machine is.

[MegpoidBeetle]

The Operator replied, all he said was SCP-294 + you get a cup of warm coffee

 

I insert 2 girls

[Noxramus]

You receive an ice cream truck driven by a psychopath and a hint to the origins of the vending machine that you seek.

I insert a collage professor.

(I was waiting for someone to say something involving SCP-294 or SCP-261. 261 is one of my favorite SCPs.)

Edited January 23, 2015 by Noxramus

[Hopakkiin]

You receive the information, that the vending machine was build to defeat the sentients but turned against it's makers.

I insert a few Bottles of Scotch and Glen's Horsemask.

[Noxramus]

You receive a copy of the song "One More Bottle" by Hollywood Undead and some glue.

I insert SCP-682.

Edited January 23, 2015 by Noxramus