Datasaur Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 The thing that doesn't exist is unleashed! Stalker has somehow infiltrated the system and can take control of your game! Like agent Smith from The Matrix the stalker has broken free. Just now he hacked my game and didn't let me leave loading screen. Who knows what else he is capable of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Worira Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 You shall not load this level! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadishia Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 He using new methods! OMG Everyone RUN FOR YA LIVES! Is this what DE_Steven been laughing about? Or DE_Rebecca been planning for us...trolls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renathy Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 I laughed so hard at this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pisirk Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 Can someone make a screen saver with all the stalker lines? It would be awesome to use with a prank : ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GratuitousLurking Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 GODDAMN IT STALKER WHAT ARE YOU DOING STALKER NO GET OUT OF HERE STALKER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inglu Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 Oh my gods... Anywhere but the loading screen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LunarWind Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 I've had him appear during a defense mission once. Right after wave 5 ... Needless to say, we were all stuck at the "Leave or continue" screen while he happily hacked us into tiny bits. Having voice chat lead to some hilarious death-screams and pleas for mercy while it happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mir. Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 STALKER QUIT PLAYING COD. GOD DARN IT CAMPERS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katakuna Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 This is truly the definition of evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notso Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 (edited) Obvious Photoshop is obvious, everyone knows there's no such thing as the stalker. Edited May 5, 2013 by Notso Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePresident777 Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 Quick, play yakky sax! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greene Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 Stalker no stalking! Stalker no stalking! STALKER, NO, STALKING!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeomanry Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 Obvious Photoshop is obvious, everyone knows there's no such thing as the stalker. A Founder? lol. You havent seen the more than 5% of the Game mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renathy Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 A Founder? lol. You havent seen the more than 5% of the Game mate. It was a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EversorMetus Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 So red pill or blue pill? I cant decide... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhantomWay Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 Obvious Photoshop is obvious, everyone knows there's no such thing as the stalker. A Founder? lol. You havent seen the more than 5% of the Game mate. he's joking... -.- The thing that doesn't exist is unleashed! Stalker has somehow infiltrated the system and can take control of your game! Like agent Smith from The Matrix the stalker has broken free. Just now he hacked my game and didn't let me leave loading screen. Who knows what else he is capable of? This was hillarious ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sambarpowder Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 YOOOOUUUUUU.... SHALL NOT... PAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BETAOPTICS Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 Hmm... so he met Freddy Kreuger. Next night he will hunt in your dreams as well >=) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RubickG Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 trolled by the stalker. We are all doomed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AscendantWyvern Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 Well..he's not wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notso Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 A Founder? lol. You havent seen the more than 5% of the Game mate. If you'd been playing Warframe as long as I have, you'd know it's a joke that in every livestream the devs deny the existence of the Stalker, if they're asked about him. Also, you might have had the sense to check my post count, or even how long I've been registered, before letting an obvious joke go flying over your head at Mach 6. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainHugeKatana Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 What's Stalker problem by the way >.<? Here you go basta...ups...pvp lovers,fight against Stalker now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muflon Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 Guys, next time your phone rings, DO NOT ANSWER IT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrostWolf Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 So this what he meant by getting around his nerf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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