StevesEvilTwin Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 I have finally returned! Haha! You thought you left me for dead back when you left me tied to a giant icicle back in Yukon in 03' ? Well, it turns out that ice melts! Should have checked the date before you left huh? I though I was a goner too, but after 12 days, the was the spring equinox brought with the warming winds of North Pacific current, and the ice melted enough for my bonds to be loosened! As exhausted as I was, this new wave of epinephrine brought on by the refreshing taste of freedom gave me enough energy to hunt down a pack of wolves with my barehands for food and clothing. Slowly but surely I began to wander outside of that frozen wasteland, wrestling with the beasts of the north over scraps of carrion, and killing them for food when there were none. Finally, on the 7th day I found a cache of fermented puffin, and waited there so I could get the native to lead me back to society when then came. I couldn't stomach any of it though, disgusting stuff. The natives were very helpful and let me stay there until the next truck would come in 5 years. I had almost grown fond of living there before the sweet sound of civilization that emanated from the supply truck's radio called me back. They dropped me off in Prince George, and there I began to rebuild my life. You had to delete all of my bank accounts to didn't you? And then I brooded and plotted my revenge. Miss me, brother? Seriously though, I'm actually making this account as an alt to my PS4 one so I can give feedback without my enemies flaming my threads for no reason. I never made an Introduction thread for that account so I guess this counts for it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archistopheles Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 6/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OokamiDamashi Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 I assuming you spent quite a bit of time typing all that up for which I applaude you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 How do I readscope? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiet_Time1 Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 You don't snydrex....*sniff*.....you don't..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemagorVC Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 (edited) The joke's on you- Steve has no twin! He's an only child! Edited February 13, 2015 by DemagorVC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonsterBunnie Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 That`s a lot to read @.@" . I`ll skip it and I`ll say "Nice to meet you" ^^". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSldsnke Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 I really enjoyed reading that, welcome back and enjoy Warframe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwiftPotato12 Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 (edited) Welcome! You can kill steve with us if U16 doesnt arrive soontm :P Edited February 13, 2015 by SwiftPotato12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoonTM Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Welcome! You can kill steve with us if U16 doesnt arrive soontm :P But what does steve kill U16 with if soontm arrives? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSldsnke Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Give Steve a chance, he's trying to make us happy by giving us a good update. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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