Hyenasaurus Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Every year, thousands of innocent Scindos are put through their master's nether regions in a shameful display of domineering lust. It is truly a sad reality that we have come to accept without a second glance, to the detriment of these majestic blades. However, with the recent tactical alerts issued by DE, the act of crotch rubbing Scindos is not only tolerated, but actively encouraged. Hundreds of these weapons are being placed under the pelvic flaps of their unscrupulous Hydroid masters, condemning them to a life of fish odors and tentabulge jokes. It is time we said stop. Do your part to turn the world into a better place. Join the online petition denouncing these acts of debauchery, and become a volunteer for Anti-Crotch Rubbers United. For the small price of 99 plats a month, sponsor a crotch-rubbing survivor, and allow them to become the weapon they were not allowed to be. Do it for them. Do it for you. #Stopweaponmolesting2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouHaveShamedYoFamory Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 what Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rechot Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 what well we do treat our weapons badly. we could at least take them out to dinner first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drasiel Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 This has made me ridiculously amused. Time to take out my scindo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixty5 Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 To bad I sold my Scindo then That looks like fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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