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I am SO requesting to join this clan. I bring to the table: And extra 1% of undiluted awesome, allowing your clan to be able to claim

301% SUPERIORITY

How did I get this 1%, do you ask?

I'm the reason Steve wore pink shorts.

Also, I want to jam to epic TS3 sexy saxified goodness.

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I have to admit...I have no freaken idea what message you were trying to convey...

 

It was a small contribution to the cause of awesomeness. Explosions and laser sharks! Really, though, I just felt that over-the-topness was relevant due to the context of the thread. So mostly my message was "this stuff is cool"!

 

I definitely look forward to weaving sweaters made of pure win! Especially if that is a metaphor for Warframes (because they are definitely sweateresque, and Rubedo could be considered 'pure win'). And I have lots of energy and enthusiasm! 

 

Mostly, though, I want to join so I can lounge around the Flojo, and because this clan is not only the most amusing one I have read about, but also the most interesting and generally promising. I really didn't expect people to be so... serious. It's not even like Planetside, where PvP (and thus Clan v Clan) is the norm! It's astounding! 

 

EDIT: When do I receive my FOUR KEY PRIME? Do I have to pay an inordinate amount of money beforehand (disguised with perks! Overpricing is okay when it's SHINY!) or does it have to be crafted?

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I'm fairly new to this game and have...well no clue what to do other than what end of the gun to point at the guys who aren't me.  I have bungled my way to Mars solo play and I'm pretty sure I should stop being solo because...*glares at the sky* Moas....  Anyways I'd like to join this awesome clan because your advertising and product placement has won me over.  I'd be super happy to join =O

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Wow...

 

You sir have melted my heart.

 

I will totally shoot you an invite so we can save you from those Moa scum!

 

This is the second time EVER I have heard 2ply has a heart. I always thought he had an antimatter/matter fission reactor that pumped him full of enery, allowing his biological systems to work around the clock and sleep 2 hours every 3 days...

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would appreciate an invite =). fairly new to the game, finally managed to craft my first item, a paris, only to realize it doesnt suit my excalibur too much especially with a Lato secondary =S. so im hoping to join a clan so i can be forewarned abt stuff like that and well with ure advertising, i dont see any other choice =P

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O hai, can I join the clan?? IGN: Yumatusaku

 

 

Wow bro that backpack is like.... the bomb!

 

A representative will be with you shortly to help you shave and do something about that hair.

 

Your attire is not exactly fitting of our dress code but I will allow it as it appears you are way too sexy to go without it....

 

And NO....this CLAN is not a sandwitch you cannot haz it.

 

Good luck to you in your attempts at World Domination within our ranks!

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I'm currently on my daily "real money mission" perhaps one of the FLOW staff of exceptional super friends can kindly shoot you an invitation along with the official  instructional manual titled "4-key Prime and You"  and our audio book series "300% Hotter: From not bad to best!"

 

Please be patient and a representative will shoot you.

 

Dat real life, always coming in the way of more important things.

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Yo I got the balls of steel for this clan, recruit me in the clan, will carry you all. In game name is Rainbr0  , cuz im a total bro

 

We just can't get enough Bro's. As a matter of fact there is like a great Bro recession....

 

Its like as if another clans are sytematically drawing in all who walk the path of a Bro and claim to be of Bro kin.

 

If there is one thing we need more of in Flow clan is balls of steel....due to the outsourcing of steel production to China many of our members have had to resort to using less reliable substances as a matter of fact and I hate to admit this...I have balls of recycled plastic.

 

And finally I do enjoy a good pony ride on a Bro....and I'm sure there are others in the clan that need a good pony ride around the dojo.

 

Look forward to seeing you in clan!

 

Please be patient and a recruiter will shoot you an invite, ensure you keep your contacts clear of pending clan invites and leave any clan you are currently with in order to receive your baptism in Awesome Sauce.

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Greetings, fine people/peoplettes/things!

 

I would need a boost in hotness (and also my girlfriend is in here too), so... Can I get in please?

In game name is Nosehole

I got dis one, 2ply. He's a buddy, and I'll make sure he's put to work in the elderly porn dungeon llama kitchen.

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