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From: My favorite games are the Kirby series, RE4, LoZ series, Dead space 1 and 2, Super Smash Bros. series, Metroid series, and everything else Nintendo makes.

 

 

To: "Favorite game Weapon violence, blood, blood vessels, Zelda Nintendo dead space is good,but easily 1,2,Kirby

 

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Example (original text from the 7th commandment of the Bible):

"You must not commit adultery"

...35 translations later Bing gives us:

"Thoust needs potato"

 

Welp, i's in the Bible you guys.

Edited by Mcl_BlueMadness
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Original text:


"You take my life but i take yours too, you fire a musket but i run you through"


...33 translations later, Yandex gives us:


"You are my life, but I can't draw, but I"


 


Sorry i had to add this 


Original text:


"You take my life but i take yours too, you fire a musket but i run you through"


...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:


"Sand my life, but I don't want to write, but "


XD


Edited by Dwolfknight
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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

 

Results after 43 pulses(oh boy what do you call heresy of the heresy?):

 

The blood, the blood God, skulls, I'm the king!!!

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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

Results after 43 pulses(oh boy what do you call heresy of the heresy?):

The blood, the blood God, skulls, I'm the king!!!

No ur not.

After 43 hells. "Not found"

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"Potatoes contain potassium but also taste good."

...22 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Contents yeah, as much potassium as a man of good taste."

Also,

Original text:

"We are the Borg. Assimilate, or be destroyed."

...22 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"We screw up, damaged or destroyed. "

Edited by Commander_Pancakes
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