Arkardu Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 (edited) Okay. So I start making up a Warframe story. They guy under me will then continue from where I left off, and then the next guy and so on. Let's keep it at max 3 lines per person! You can write whatever you want, as long as it connects to the previous part, funny, serious, romantic. Anything! Remember to Quote where you continued from Story start: Excalibur gazed into the endless dark space, from the cockpit of his Liset. Sadness and anger had corrupted him to the inner core of his soul. For 6 whole months had he been farming Fusion cores, in hope of finally maxing the last 2 ranks in his Serration mod. He knew from the start that this task would be hard. But never did he imagine this kind of terror... Edited March 11, 2015 by GoldBot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Then, she stepped out from the shadows and embraced him from behind. "Come back to bed, honey" said Nyx in the most voluptuous way possible. "In a while, my love" replied Excalibur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-CM-Tiffany Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Then he woke up, and remembered how lonely he was. As he was lost in thought, Ordis informed him that he has new mail, Excalibur opened it quicklly, and it read: "Dear Excalibro, DID YOU REALLY BELIEVE IT WAS GOING TO BE THIS EASY DUFHJSFHGDUHFRUHFKJDFUUFRH Sincerely Yours, Legate Steveus Primeus, Overlord of The Universe and Stuff." In a fit of rage, Excalibur burst out at his ship, punching walls and things. He accidentally punched a button and before he knew it he was on the deserts of Phobos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 He had called it off with mag weeks ago. Yet when he reached for his gun cleaning kit he saw it. A box of her stuff she had left behind. He lamented on seeing her again, he was filled with joy, and exhaustion. He will see her again. Be near her. Ask her to forgive him for what he had done. He ran every conceivable scenario in his head to repent for being with a skank that clearly had manipulated his mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 ((Definitely should quote where we continued from to avoid confusions, or we could go with a Choose Your Own Adventure flow :P)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dummifighter Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 (edited) But he had to continue, as the darkness fell, excalibur tried to find a shelter. Comms were down, so he couldn't contact Lotus about his status. After avoiding a couple of desert skates, he found himself a nice house carved out of the rocks. A couple of hours later, a grineer commander and a napalm were discussing about cpt. Vor's new intelligence source. Excalibro, the hero like he always is, had to find out more and went searching. And just when he thought that all was for nothing, he saw them. Vor... and he was talking to someone, Excalibur tried to see who it was, he putted his head around the corner and saw... Edited March 11, 2015 by dummifighter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaviar Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 But he had to continue, as the darkness fell, excalibur tried to find a shelter. Comms were down, so he couldn't contact Lotus about his status. After avoiding a couple of desert skates, he found himself a nice house carved out of the rocks. A couple of hours later, a grineer commander and a napalm were discussing about cpt. Vor's new intelligence source. Excalibro, the hero like he always is, had to find out more and went searching. And just when he thought that all was for nothing, he saw them. Vor... and he was talking to someone, Excalibur tried to see who it was, he putted his head around the corner and saw... ...Lt. Lech Krill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 ...Lt. Lech Krill. Then Lt. Kril and Excalibro had a 1v1 MLG noscopes tournament. Excalibro won, and his victory speech was 3 words: "Gatorade me, b1tch!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.ToastForPresident Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 20 years have passed since the incedent, and Excalibro now had a nice family back at home in which he dearly loved. All was well until the fire nation attacked. Ember was ferocious about Excalibro cheating on her for Senpai, and it was not long before Excalibro's children were held hostage by her. Excalibro pleaded for mercy, but Ember would not give in. She said to him," Meet me in the place where Death only resides", before vanishing in a ball of flames leaving Excalibro all alone in his used to be home. Thus began the adventures of Excalibro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 At once ember sent out one of his generals called horseradish. Unbeknown to excalibro that horseradish was his brother and that he come from the sentient line of cat people world destroyers... would have explained his cat like ears he has always had. Horesradish crashes on the ruins of earth in his hexagonal spacecraft and fights one of his frenemies piccoloki... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 The end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-.SP.-G43riel Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 ....or maybe just the beginning... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snydrex Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Of the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrisDragoon Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 -of the prologue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 So vote Booben for president now! We are now back to the show. Meanwhile somewhere out there, Councellor Vay Hek was once more committing his severe addiction of smoking Tenno Weed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Contrary to popular belief, Vay Hek does meth. Blue meth... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 (edited) Contrary to popular belief, Vay Hek does meth. Blue meth... As Excalibur ponders where Vay Hek may have obtain such a large cache of blue meth, he seems to turn his attention towards Darvo. Thus he had Ordis set the coordinates to the Larunda Relay, where he intends to beat Darvo into submission and force him to reveal his stash of blue meth as he intends to use it for himself in hopes of being able to cure the void in him after losing his family. Meanwhile, little did Excalibur knew his real name was in fact Kakarocalibur. Edited March 12, 2015 by YOUR_MOTHER_HAVE_BANDAIDS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sappinmahsentry Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 As Excalibro approached Darvo's room, Baro Ki'teer arrived, making Excalibro forget about everything. But Excalibro was furious when he saw that Barry was selling... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Prisma Lato. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dummifighter Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Excalibro was so astonished of the stats that that gun had... With just a simple mod setup, he could reach over 3000 puncture damage, had red-crit territory and a 100%status chance... Then he asked Barry about the price of it. Barry simply replied: " this is a one of a kind, many tenno have tried to purchase it, but none actually had the 10 000 ducats needed" Excalibro, who had spend all his ducats on the last rotation, saw that barry was laughing at him, while he was holding the lato in his hand aiming at him, "buy or leave" he said. But excalibro was furious, with his powerfull skana, he chopped of barry's head, took the lato and shot him in the head... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Then he wondered why did I decapitate him, then shoot him in the head? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 (edited) Though it is not an unusual act nor was he the first Tenno that did this. Loki once started violating a Grineer Ballista's corpse with his Phage, and even had Nekros recorded the whole thing to upload it on pornframe.com. Edited March 13, 2015 by YOUR_MOTHER_HAVE_BANDAIDS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dummifighter Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 (edited) Nekros, traumatized because of what he's done, lost his mind completely. After going on a rampage on those poor corpus crewman, he started tearing appart their robotics. After a while, he got bored and started tricking other tenno's with him, some old and never found allies got killed by him, and who knows what he did to them before their last breath... Edited March 12, 2015 by dummifighter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Nyx reading Nekros mind, seeing what cannot be unseen threw up in her helmet and began to suffocate. Volt speeded to her and removed her warframe from her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.T.M.P.D Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 And then Volt was all like, "Kinky!", and then Nekros was all like, "You're into that sorta stuff?" and everyone thought that was really weird. Back in the present, Excalibur successfully pushed the terrible image of Loki with a Phage out of his mind and entered Darvo's shop to beat the living daylights out of him - only to find Darvo chatting it up with Uncle Hek, Vay Hek's former stand-in bodyguard until U13. Hek saw Excalibur immediately - excited, he hopped over to the Tenno and hugged him in a fit of passion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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