Renegade343 Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 And for the first time, I ran out of ammo to make a joke on both sides of the matter. So, for this fix and its subsequent reaction, I will not be making any comments toward it. However, on unrelated news, the Corpus are reporting that they are now suffering much less deaths and losses on their Outposts and Europa, and thus would celebrate this positive event by cutting off the bonus life insurance from the Crewmen, since they now have less chances of dying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)The_Buggynaut Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Lol does their mod allowance go up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LascarCapable Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Moving to off topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CriticalFumble Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 I can just imagine an in-lore explanation for this: Corpus Accountant: Excuse me boss? Corpus Manager: What is it? Can't you tell I'm busy day trading? CA: Sorry sir, I was just going over some numbers, and I found something you might want to see. CM: Well make it quick, time is credits! CA: Well, sir I was going over the expense sheets today and I noticed an anomaly in the E-Gate facility. They're reporting a much higher casualty cost than excavator hijacking cost. CM: And? Does this have a point or am I going to have to reimburse myself from your paycheck? CA: I think that if we set a quota on the number of troops we deploy during Tenno incursions we could dramatically cut the expenses in that sector. CM: Give it to me strait, how much are we talking? CA: Roughly 98%, sir. CM: . . . CA: . . . Sir? CM: By Adam's aggregate Smithing profits, get it done man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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