TheErebus. Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Pfft, I can top all of these. Please do so High Lord of the Forums. i got home from school and threw my bag on the floor and stared at myself in the mirror for an hour maybe a boy will fall in love with me even though im UGLY probably not tho. my name is debbi "im so excited for the one direction concert tonight" i say to no one " im gonna have one erECTOIN" lol hahah i laugh with myself i get to the concert after 2 housr of gettin dressed "i look so ugly lol" i say to my friend who i'm with my friend who im with is beatufil her name is mexicana she is hispanic and beatfiul boys love her i am not pretty bottom line the music starts and i black out as the boys walk onto the stage ********************V*V*V*V*V*V*V*V*V*V*V*V**V********************** okay i just woke up and oMGZ im backstage and the boys r all lookin at me "sorry" i say lol "r u okay harry says as he walks over and strokes my hear lovingly yes am fine thank you hazza lol i love your music' "i love U' says harry "oh harry.... ive always love you" we mekd love like sandwich and sausge +++++++++++++++CCC+++++++++++++CCC++++++++++++ the next day me and harry be in a nandos holdin hands and eating... chicken. "harry i have to tell you something.......... im....... preg" "oh noes" harry say "harry u okay" harry punched me in the stomach and got up and left ______________DSDKSJHFIOH____________________FKJHDSKHKSJH____________ it is an hour later and i am with fabulouis we are watching PROJECT RUNWAY "LOUIS I LOST THE BABY" I SAY TOO LOUIS sorry caps "omg what u talkin bout" louis asked... voice full of that trademark sass "harry punched my stom" i admit "i always knew he wasnt right 4 u" lousi sayed, eyes full of sexy sexual dominance "louis what are you saying are you saying youre right for me are you saying we should get marry are you saying youre pregnant with my baby are you sayig you want a divorce" "lol calm down im saying that i lov you" "omg" i excalm we kiss with tongue he licks my mouth all over he licks my uvuala he licks my tongue he licks my teeth he has a thick tongue he strong "louis i cant be with you" i tell him after we touch each others butts "why not?!?!?!?!?" louis whispers "i love niall not you" "oh ok im gnna go to stb im meeting elenar" "sweet cya" ()()()()()(()))(()()()(()()()()()()()())()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()( i teleport to nialls house "hello niall" i say sexily and huskily what does huskily mean who knos "i have to tell you something debby" "niall my name is spelled debbi" "oh sorro. i have to tell u st debbi" "what nail" "i..... i...... ilove.....you" niall stuttueres "whaaaa?" I say because surprized "i love yOU" niall repates "i love you 2" i lie we mek out n then break up lol $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ i go to zayns apartment because i relize now that he is the one "hey zayn what up" "just ridin the rollercoaster that is life haha x:)" say zayn "lets be togteher for ever zayn" "ok hah :D" we hav sex for 3 hours he is sexy and good at sex "zayn" "yes debbi" "i think im ugly do ou think that too" "yes says zayn "nooo" i cry in the bathroom and then go have sex again "zayn i think we need to break up" "why debbi" "becuz i have feelings for liam now because he tweeted and i was like wow liam youre so sexy" "i guess that is life ahah :(" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 11/10 giggled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kthal Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Not sure why this is a thing, but you need to try harder. This was still a better love story than Twilight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted March 18, 2015 Author Share Posted March 18, 2015 Not sure why this is a thing, but you need to try harder. This was still a better love story than Twilight. I still have 3 chapters of this. I cannot post the whole thing out of fear of destroying everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kthal Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 I still have 3 chapters of this. I cannot post the whole thing out of fear of destroying everything. [size=7]Do it.[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4MostlyHarmless2 Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Needs more lewd, not lewd enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeloxale Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 My eyes /Grammar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted March 18, 2015 Author Share Posted March 18, 2015 Do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogefighter Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 I still have 3 chapters of this. I cannot post the whole thing out of fear of destroying everything. POST IT. This made me want to kill myself, let's see if the other 2 can make it happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Contentration Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Do it. I would have challenged you to do it too, but I knew you would and to be honest I was scared of what you would do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted March 18, 2015 Author Share Posted March 18, 2015 POST IT. This made me want to kill myself, let's see if the other 2 can make it happen Out of pressure, I'll do just that. One chapter. At. A. TIME. "nile stop it" i say upset becuase niall burped in my mouth "hey debbi how about u die slowly in a whole far away from every1 you love" niall zings me "lol niall you always kno how to push my buttons!you should be a stand up comedian!!1!" niall and me are mekking out with tongue beczu im cheating on liam lolol we's at nialls house. his bed is shaped like a heart becuase hes sensitive and probably writes poetry. "ok niall lets have sex or whatevr i want to go home" kk niall answers lovingly +#_()R%))*&(#$_%()*#$**&%#()*($@%^%(#*($#*(%^ i am home "i wish there were more boys in one direction for me to lov on but there are 5 so i will start over i gess" ithink to myself for the benefit of the reader 80088008800880088008800880088008800880088008800880088008 hello harry i say with a deep breathingy tone becaus i kno how to be sexual "wow thats very sexual of you debbi" harry says stating the obvious "i kno" "so neway why r you at my house tho" harry asks "i probably am in love with you now" i respond with sexuality "its a good thing the writer decided not to write anymore about that baby you had or else you'd be totally neglecting it rn" harry says boring me "what does that even mean ugh shut up lets get a divorc3" "we are nt marreid" BUTTSBUTTSBUTTSBUTTSBUTTSBUTTSBUTTSBUTTSBUTTSBUTTSBUTTS i decide to go for a drive to sort out my thoughts who do i love i do not know oops i just ran a man over the boys are all so beatiful i cannot make up my mind ugh i think this guys dead i suppose i will just follow my heart im not here to make friends im here to win CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC i go home to find liam sleeping in my bed "liam what the h e double hockey sticks are u doing in my bed" "what are u talking about i live here we live together this is our bed" "oh my god ugh liam why are u such a drama queen i decided i was broke up with u like 5 hours ago get with the picture" "oh im so sorry my fault ill get my stuff and get out of your way. do u want or need anything before i go" liam asks unhelpfully "liam u are embarrassing your self" i say very kindly "i agree with you" liam says needily "bye" "bi" XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX i go to nandos for some... chicken i see niall across the room eating sadly and alone and bumming everyone else out "oh hey niall i am very suprised to see u here everyone knos you hate nandos and rarely eat" i say aloofily "yeah idk i just was feeling like i wanted some... chickedn" "do u kno where zayn is these days? i want to hav the sexual wiith him" "but we are in a relationship arent we dont u love me debbi" niall answerves "wat" "just kidding idk probably at a tattoo parlor" "why would he be there r you an idiot niall geez you never help anything" "im just trying to eat please leave me with my... chicken" NCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD i go to the only tattoo parlor in whatever city this fic is set in and find zayn "oh hello zayn what tattoo r u gettin" "im getting a tattoo of myself getting a tattoo becaus it represents my life ahah :)x" "um cool" "ahah" ... .. "anyways hey you want to sleep together in a sex having kind of way" i ask sexually "no u sleep around too much and look i got a tattoo to remind my self not to sleep with u again it is on my forehead see?" "oh look at that it is comic sans" "yeah" "okay well bye i guess" "see ya next time life brings us together ahah x(:" ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????? i go to lous house because i am feelin down louis answers the door wearing a hot pink feather boa immediately after i knock "wanna be on top?" louis says sassily tugging his boa "what" "its time to make it hot u kno that we dont stop" louis sings mysteriously beginning to sway he begins twirling and dancing around the house "and when you get it hot you got to be on top you wanna be on top? na na na na na na, na na na na" he sings in a high soprano "stop louis i get it" "you wanna be on top? na na na na na na, na na na na you wanna be on top? na na na na na na, na na na na" "louis shut the fukc up" "DEBBI IM ALMOST DONE" he climbs atop a coffe table and leaps down as he sings the final line "you wanna be on top?" he is just being himself "i get it we're watching top model" "debbi r u a toocher or a smizer?" louis asks thoughtfully afterwe have watched tyra share her wisdom "hmmmmmmmmm.." i contemplate life after a long period of silent contemplation i have found the annswer "louis.... i know what i am... i am not like most girls, i am special... u could even call me a SNowFlAke.. i am a smizer AND a toocher" louis gasps "debbi u are on top" louis says quietly "thank u louis" i respond with tears in my eyes VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV i fly home after that serious talk with louis i have come to realize what ineed to do with my life i have sexed all the boys there is no one else left in one direction to sex i am on top if i am on top i have decided i will sex ... management CLIFFFFFF F HANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trieuazn0 Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 (edited) Nope.avi Edited March 18, 2015 by trieuazn0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Everyone Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 0_o ... Still better than 95% of fanfics I've read endured. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodSage09 Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 tl dr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunDownGrace Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 feh..i challenge scrublord to make a fanfic so cancerous it would give a tumor cancer of cancer O.o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted March 18, 2015 Author Share Posted March 18, 2015 tl dr I think this is best for everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted March 18, 2015 Author Share Posted March 18, 2015 feh..i challenge scrublord to make a fanfic so cancerous it would give a tumor cancer of cancer O.o ... Nothing in this universe can do that. Because then it would create a blackhole of cancerous cancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunDownGrace Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 ... Nothing in this universe can do that. Because then it would create a blackhole of cancerous cancer. cmon scrubulous,dont tell me your not crazier than crazy gracy here? (points to self* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted March 18, 2015 Author Share Posted March 18, 2015 cmon scrubulous,dont tell me your not crazier than crazy gracy here? (points to self* Ok then... I ISSUE A CHALLENGE TO GUNDOWNGRACE TO CREATE A FANFIC OF ANYTHING THAT IS SO CANCEROUS IT'D MAKE A CANCER GET EVEN WORSE CANCER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogefighter Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 why Please god is there a moderator anywhere god why Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted March 18, 2015 Author Share Posted March 18, 2015 why Please god is there a moderator anywhere god why NO MODERATOR CAN SAVE YOU. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-FV-Metheria Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 I don't get whats the issue here, aside from a couple grammar and spelling mistakes this piece of literature could inspire many great follow ups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted March 18, 2015 Author Share Posted March 18, 2015 I don't get whats the issue here, aside from a couple grammar and spelling mistakes this piece of literature could inspire many great follow ups. It's a masterpiece ain't it? I should win a nobel peace prize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunDownGrace Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 It's a masterpiece ain't it? I should win a nobel peace prize. fanfic in a video,i win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted March 18, 2015 Author Share Posted March 18, 2015 fanfic in a video,i win Pfft. Weak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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