meIody- Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 (edited) "Due to popular demand, we will be extending Operation Oxium Espionage for 9 more days." Edited February 6, 2014 by MorteTacere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakontis Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 We need an Aquaman warframe now that can summon sharks. Special combo with Zephyr when both use their ults at once -> Sharknado I once asked an Ash player for help, he said "Sure-I-can". Ember sure is a hot little Fireball. I have to say, when Volt uses his skills, it's quite shocking. Sometimes it Overloads my senses. Oberon can be a pretty uplifting 'Frame to play, especially for the enemy.I have to admit, Mag is one of the most attractive Warframes, and her personality is certainly magnetic. Frost is a pretty chill guy to be around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaveCricket48 Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 How do you know when Tenno are happy? When they Grineer to ear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IIJetfireII Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 Excalibur- " Hey stalker, how are ya doing " Stalker- " what do you mean by how am i doing, I came here for my revenge because you dated nyx yesterday " * Stalker slaps excalibur and goes away, as he breaks his friendly relationship with him * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Mandachordian-Tenno- Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 post U12A Loki, A Vauban and a Frost goes into a T3 Def Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegpoidBeetle Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Rhino: Hey Nyx, why not I Rhino Charge my Brokk into Uranus and you Absorb the incoming damage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altey Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Excalibur- " Hey stalker, how are ya doing " Stalker- " what do you mean by how am i doing, I came here for my revenge because you dated nyx yesterday " * Stalker slaps excalibur and goes away, as he breaks his friendly relationship with him * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakontis Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Excalibur- " Hey stalker, how are ya doing " Stalker- " what do you mean by how am i doing, I came here for my revenge because you dated nyx yesterday " * Stalker slaps excalibur and goes away, as he breaks his friendly relationship with him * Looks like the Stalker is just like "TADAAA!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AhziDahaka Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 (edited) Yo mamma so fat, Frost just makes her sit on the cryopod. Yo mamma so ugly, the Infestation think she's one of them. Yo mamma so dumb, she's surprised when the Lotus says it's the Grineer. Yo mamma so ugly, Tyr Regor thinks Halloween is back. Yo mamma so fat, her extraction ship is the Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile. Yo mamma so dumb, she thinks the Void has nothing in it. Yo mamma so lazy, when they opened her cryopod she tried to close it again. Yo mamma so dumb, she went to Hobby Lobby to buy a warframe. Yo mamma so ugly, even the Stalker won't go near her. Yo mamma so fat, her warframe is a fomorian. Yo mamma so dumb, she keeps trying to put her forma together to form a picture. Yo mamma so fat she got invaded by the Grineer. (Apparently I got beat to this one, oh well) Yo mamma so ugly, the game crashes when it tries to render her. Yo mamma so fat, when the Lotus sees her coming down the hall she shouts, "There's a heavy unit approaching!" Edited February 11, 2014 by AhziDahaka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychedelicSnake Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 PsychedelicSnake. Get it? I'm the joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komatoast Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 (edited) - How many Grineer does it take to screw in a light bulb? All of them - What do you call a Corpus who works IT? Corpus Tech - Which Grineer is best at pacing themselves? Regulator - What do Tenno drink when they want to party? Zanuka - What transports injured Tenno to the hospital? The Ambulas What do you call a group of 11 horses? Bronco Prime - I dropped my Detron and it Burston the floor. - What weapon do Tenno fear using? Dread - How much does a Galatine weight? About a Gram Edited February 11, 2014 by Komatoast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirakid Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Has anybody got the bug were Nova explodes when you fully level her up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirakid Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 I think somebody may have made this joke already but "What do you get when you cross A horde of Infestation and Ember? The answer is Ash." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)truelight4u Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 (edited) -Loki, Rhino and Lotus walk into a Corpus bar. Rhino turns to Loki and says, "Oh, shi-- Loki?" Hey, at least I've tried... Edited February 18, 2014 by (PS4)truelight4u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)truelight4u Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 (edited) Lotus entered Vakyr and Trinity’s room. Valkyr was sitting on the floor and Trinity was hanging by her feet. Lotus asked Valkyr what she was doing, and Valkyr replied, "Cant you see I'm sawing this wood in half?" Lotus asked what Trinity was doing. Valkyr replied, "Oh she’s my friend, but she's a little crazy. She thinks she's a lightbulb." Lotus notices that Trinity’s face is going all red. The Lotus replied, "If she's your friend, shouldn’t you get her down before she hurts herself?" Vakyr replied, "What? And work in the dark?" Edited February 18, 2014 by (PS4)truelight4u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OkamiMilo Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 Nekros is so ugly, than he can kill enemies only with stand in front of them. (? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)its-JAAHHHHHHHNN Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Why did the rebudo go to the doctor? He didn't ferrite. (Feel right.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalimir Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Here's a joke: Crewman 1: "I keat Nef Anyo iy ote ot out yptotjeyp tijkpety." Crewman 2: "......." Crewman 1: "Ha! I's kippitj, ke yuyky apsoyp ay suyk ay pke Grineer pojy." Try and figure it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vastaren Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Warframe jokes? Nef Anyo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeleton.with.Root.Beer Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 After Ember and Frost have argument. Ember: "I guess we should COOL down after HEATED argument. Get it?" Frost: "..." Ember: "And you were like STEAMING, ha ha!" Frost: "..." Ember: "And I were like literally on FIRE! Mwahahaha..." *rolled on floor, laughing at own jokes that she just made* Frost: "..." Ember: *Seeing unamused Frost is unamused* "Oh...Not funny, huh..." Random Warframe walking by: "I think he's giving you a cold shoulder." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrA1 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 some are so bad they are funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mamaswan Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 The Grustrag Three were formerly regular Grineer marines who (while aboard a troop transport) suddenly slaughtered their comrades, claiming that they were growing "impatient for the killing". After being committed to the Grustrag Reconditioning Facility, Facility Director Dr. Tengus discovered that the marines suffer from a rare mutation brought about by cloning, vastly increasing their combat potential at the cost of deteriorating mental faculties. ''Don't blame us for friendly firing, blame radiation proc'' -Shik Tal, captain of the Grustrang Three Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smithf Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 "Ninjas play free" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mamaswan Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 (edited) ''The Sentients had won. They had turned our weapons, our technology, against us'' I laugh whenever I mow down Lech Kril with a Gorgon Edited April 12, 2015 by mamaswan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mamaswan Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 After torturing Valkyrie in an underground Grineer facility, Captain Vor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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