-Vane- Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Today, Tenno... While playing Warhammer 40k Dark Crusade, a sinister idea risen from the deepest corner of my mind... That Stalker, IS A HERETIC. Proof: Stalker never farms, he hoards loot and never shares. Stalker was too lazy to farm and he created his own weapons. Stalker is using black/red color combo, favourite to the Chaos Legions. Stalker is killing Tenno even tho he looks like one. Stalker is the utilization of RNG. Stalker obviously never misses, leading many people to believe he is the living utilization of aimbot. Therefor Tenno, don't forget farm, farm and farm or you will end up like Stalker. Yes, this is a joke thread. Waiting for it to get locked already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.corvon. Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 INB4 DA LOCK KIDS! sorreh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoboticApplesWithLasers Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 this is off topic, why would it get locked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flareux Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morec0 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 FOR THE LOTUS! FOR THE LOTUS THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Vane- Posted July 10, 2015 Author Share Posted July 10, 2015 FOR THE LOTUS! FOR THE LOTUS THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plushy Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Clearly DE doesn't want this secret getting out. Sleep with a Galatine under your pillow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KlarVyvern Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 (edited) FOR THE LOTUS! FOR THE LOTUS THRONE! SPEHSS TEHNOW! Edited July 10, 2015 by KlarVyvern Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Void-Shyrok Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Praise me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KlarVyvern Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Praise me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morec0 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 SPEHSS TEHNOW! And somewhere in the universe, Vay Hek's like: "Look, Tengus: Rhinos. RHIIINOOOOOS! OUR ENEMIES HIDE IN METAL BOXES!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Vane- Posted July 10, 2015 Author Share Posted July 10, 2015 I was waiting for this. Big fan of S.TA.L.K.E.R. series. Praise me HERESY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalvorax Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 heh, that or the stalker is the IG's Assassin :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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