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7 minutes ago, (PS4)makrisbrik said:

Good cat them. Teach him to jog with you. Or maybe swim?

I doubt he'd ever even touch a pool hue, he barely likes staring at the rain.

2 minutes ago, Skycook3y said:
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Good thing the mods aren't in off-topic that much though as we'd probably all be banned already for making jokes.

 

Oh my, probably many would get trouble for that...

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6 minutes ago, (PS4)makrisbrik said:
You sound like Ahnold from the terminator. I'm thinking you could do great Arnold impersonations.
I'm off to lunch and I'll be like Garfield and savor my lasagna with garlic bread. 

I dunno, though he was Austrian so oh well 

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8 minutes ago, (PS4)makrisbrik said:
You sound like Ahnold from the terminator. I'm thinking you could do great Arnold impersonations.
I'm off to lunch and I'll be like Garfield and savor my lasagna with garlic bread. 

drools a little

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JOKE: 
Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope.
The judge says, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time.I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of th
e evils of drug use.I'll see you back in court Monday".

On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, "How did you do over the weekend"?
1st Guy: "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever".
Judge: " 17 people? That's wonderful. How did you do it"?

1st Guy: "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: Oo. Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs".

Judge: "That's admirable", Then he turns to the second guy," And how did you do"?

2nd Guy: "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever".

Judge: "Wow! 156 people! How did you manage to do that"?

2nd Guy: "Well, I used a similar diagram, I drew two circles like this: oO. Then I pointed to the little circle and said,"This is your A****** before going to prison!"

I totally did not steal this...

I'm going to Hawaii for the weekend...

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46 minutes ago, Noamuth said:

drools a little

Large portion, I only finished half. It was very good. 

47 minutes ago, Skycook3y said:

I dunno, though he was Austrian so oh well 

I thought Austrians speak german? Sorry, I assumed you can copy Arnold's accent.

Speaking of accents, I like spanish accents, brittish, australian, or maybe even south african accents. Sounds sexy. 

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Just now, (PS4)makrisbrik said:

Large portion, I only finished half. It was very good. 

I thought Austrians speak german? Sorry, I assumed you can copy Arnold's accent.

Yes they do. I mean I could hypothetically but I doubt I could copy it well.

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