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drunken? °-°

Don't worry Shiro...

 

Just let it happen...

 

It'll all be over...

 

...Soon...

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Don't'cha just want to cuddle with him all day?

Nah, you're the one for cuddling. Shiro, I want to consume in the most lewd and erotic way possible.

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Don't worry Shiro...

 

Just let it happen...

 

It'll all be over...

 

...Soon...

GEqIY9P.jpg

Nah, you're the one for cuddling. Shiro, I want to consume in the most lewd and erotic way possible.

>////>

And that pic is far funnier than it should be.

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THE ONLY PERSON I'D EVER CUDDLE WITH IS MY CAT, OK?

 

...

 

NOT IN THAT WAY!

 

NO!

Viva, Viva, Viva...

 

You misunderstand my dear...

 

We don't cuddle with the Shiro...

 

We do lewd and erotic things to the Shiro...

 

We consume the Shiro...

 

The only cuddling ever done is with the Noamuth...

 

She is soft like a Bunny Wabbit...

 

While the Shiro...

 

He is strong...

 

Hard...

 

So hard...

 

Like...

 

Like...bull

 

Yes...

 

So hard...

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Viva, Viva, Viva...

 

You misunderstand my dear...

 

We don't cuddle with the Shiro...

 

We do lewd and erotic things to the Shiro...

 

We consume the Shiro...

 

The only cuddling ever done is with the Noamuth...

 

She is soft like a Bunny Wabbit...

 

While the Shiro...

 

He is strong...

 

Hard...

 

So hard...

 

Like...

 

Like...bull

 

Yes...

 

So hard...

*Clutches head*

 

INTERNET OVERDOSE...

 

INTERNET OVERDOSE.......

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Viva, Viva, Viva...

 

You misunderstand my dear...

 

We don't cuddle with the Shiro...

 

We do lewd and erotic things to the Shiro...

 

We consume the Shiro...

 

The only cuddling ever done is with the Noamuth...

 

She is soft like a Bunny Wabbit...

 

While the Shiro...

 

He is strong...

 

Hard...

 

So hard...

 

Like...

 

Like...bull

 

Yes...

 

So hard...

Well, that took an interesting turn.

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yus.

 

because this is creepy, according to some people.

 

and pasta.

 

because noamuth is a flying pasta monster.

Hear that, Noa?

 

You're a cuddly flying spaghetti monster.

 

Not only are you meant to be cuddled, you are also the spawn of the true lord and saviour, The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

 

Hail Noa, Full of grace, the noodle is with you

Blessed art thou amongst pasta

And blessed art the fruit of thine oven, Italian foods

Holy Noa, Cuddly rabbit, pray for us sinners

Now and at the hour of our dinner

Amen

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Hear that, Noa?

 

You're a cuddly flying spaghetti monster.

 

Not only are you meant to be cuddled, you are also the spawn of the true lord and saviour, The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

 

Hail Noa, Full of grace, the noodle is with you

Blessed art thou amongst pasta

And blessed art the fruit of thine oven, Italian foods

Holy Noa, Cuddly rabbit, pray for us sinners

Now and at the hour of our dinner

Amen

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can't tell if drunkenbagel is a man or a woman

 

 

 

 

too afraid to ask now D:

I am neither man nor woman

 

I am not of thine realm, mortal

 

I am of the dough

 

of the alcohol

 

I am...

 

Drunkenbagel

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And I make stupid jokes and cross many lines that are probably not supposed to be crossed but I do it anyway because why not I shizpost because ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and I hope you read all of this in one breath because that is how this was meant to be read you saucy minx.

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I am neither man nor woman

 

I am not of thine realm, mortal

 

I am of the dough

 

of the alcohol

 

I am...

 

Drunkenbagel

 

And I make stupid jokes and cross many lines that are probably not supposed to be crossed but I do it anyway because why not I shizpost because ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and I hope you read all of this in one breath because that is how this was meant to be read you saucy minx.

I hereby declare you.

 

Drunkendonut.

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Jut noticed this thread and I got to say, the only person who truly loves noa is the LPW thread...which isn't really a person...more like a digital piece of code/data that exists only on the internet and no where else....eh...close enough to a person

 

TL:dr: Noa and the last post wins thread are OTP

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I hereby declare you.

 

Drunkendonut.

THE DONUTS

 

 

FOR CENTURIES OUR CLANS HAVE WARRED. MUCH DOUGH HAD BEEN RENT. MUCH ALCOHOL SHED. IT WAS ONLY THROUGH THE USE OF THE "UBW" WAS THIS CHAOS ABLE TO END.

 

BUT...

 

THEY CAME BACK...

 

THOSE THAT WE THOUGHT WERE DEAD...

 

THEY RETURNED FROM THEIR GRAVES....

 

BUT IF I MUST...

 

I WILL COMMIT TO THE "UBW ONCE MORE....

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