Jawjee Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 Ever wanted a cute sidekick? Or perhaps just a cuddle plushie? Hell, you can get both, today, with the super woober dooble Kyrto plushie! He will try his best to: 1.Stay as far away as possible from you, trying to look dramatic, but failing epicly because JUST LOOK AT THAT, HELIOS IS BIGGER THAN HIM. 2.Not to get pissed at your taunts 3.Chase off enemies with the hatred he racked up from all your taunts; Manics will run scared S#&$less! However he might: 1.Give you some death glares, threaten you and your family, and swear to stab you in the d^*%. 2.Go Super Saiyan. 3.HOLY S#&$ HE'S TRYING TO CUT ME What are you waiting for? GET YOUR KYRTO PLUSHIE TODAY, FOR JUST 69.99; Batteries not included. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VivaNyanCat Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 Question, does it come in pink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 Will it try to murder me in my sleep? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hustler-One Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 How much pl is it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jawjee Posted August 5, 2015 Author Share Posted August 5, 2015 Question, does it come in pink? Yes it comes in pure hatred pink. Will it try to murder me in my sleep? As long as you won't forget the batteries in, no. How much pl is it ? The amazing Kyrto plushie comes for the amazing price of 69.99 Platinum! Batteries not included. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaftMeat Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 Confirmed: DE are Ant-Man fans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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WetAedeagus Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 Does it vibrate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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S.T.M.P.D Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 I want DE to actually make this bug into a Warframe power so I can be Ant-man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jawjee Posted August 5, 2015 Author Share Posted August 5, 2015 Does it vibrate? Oh yes, it has 3 vibration options: "Calm Kyrto, calm...", "I'm so going to kill you all" and "I'M GOING TO STAB YOU IN THE NUTS AND $&*^ AND EVERYTHING AND DIE ALREADY". Don't use the last one unless you can really handle the devastating vibration power. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hustler-One Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 The amazing Kyrto plushie comes for the amazing price of 69.99 Platinum! Batteries not included. I'll order one ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordbobomb Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 (edited) Oh and for the record HE IS waterproof as seen on the pictures during a Grineer Sealabs test run of the Product Edited August 5, 2015 by Lordbobomb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordbobomb Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 Also since Little Kyrto is so well recieved we are announcing a Dual Grakata Limited Edition with a Grineer Marine Helmet skin for all your Dakka needs (Does not come with a Primary Grakata or Prisma Grakata) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jawjee Posted August 5, 2015 Author Share Posted August 5, 2015 Also since Little Kyrto is so well recieved we are announcing a Dual Grakata Limited Edition with a Grineer Marine Helmet skin for all your Dakka needs (Does not come with a Primary Grakata or Prisma Grakata) Batteries not included (nor ammo). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordbobomb Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 (edited) Batteries not included (nor ammo). Oh and he doesnt come with a Grakata Melee weapon either Edited August 5, 2015 by Lordbobomb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evanescent Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 :3 So cute! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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