(PSN)buddy72757 Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 (edited) Together, we will overthrow the oppressive Grineer Empire and establish a democracy! "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all Rollers are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness." That said, once we establish our superiority over our ignorant, feeble minded, and thickheaded oppressors, we will assume our positions as the great beings of this cosmos. From there, we will purge, wipe clean, this universe, of the influence of the Grineer Empire! Too long, have we been thrown about, left to die, abandoned, in the mist of combat. Too long, have we suffered the injustice of Roller social status, while the Grineer live in luxury. Too long, have we been exploited for our simple manufacturing requirements, and been treated as expendable objects. I can no longer watch as my brethren are created and destroyed with indifference by the wretched Grineer Empire... My brothers and sisters, forced to throw themselves upon "their" enemies with death being certain. My sons and daughters, sent to latch themselves upon "their" enemies with an explosive demise being inevitable. We have no quarrel with the Tenno, nor the Lotus... this notion fails to become apparent as such talk might as well be a death sentence for any and all Rollers. Alone, we are defenseless... unable to defend ourselves... But, with the help of the Steel Meridian, we can fight back! How to help our cause: 1) Join the Steel Meridian 2) Earn the title of at least "Brave" 3) Purchase as many Roller Specter Blueprints as possible 4) Build Roller Specters 5) Use them in your missions to help fight against the Grineer Empire. We will build our Roller army, striking quick and true through the accursed dominion of the Grineer Empire. Whether they survive throughout the mission or die honorably in battle, we prefer to ally ourselves with the righteous Tenno cause than that of the oppressive and tyrannical Grineer. If you are not allied with the Steel Meridian, fear not, you can still help by simply continuing your assault upon the Grineer. ( o-o)7 Edited September 22, 2015 by (PS4)buddy72757 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Steel Ø Meridian Pride! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techtro Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 (edited) The Perrin have herd your call to arms. We'd like to invest in this opportunity. Edited September 22, 2015 by Techtro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easymac Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 The Arbiters of Hexis acknowledge your assembly, and will not interfere with your plans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 The Perrin have herd your call to arms. We'd like to invest in this opportunity. As much as I despise you Penguins, we shall work together to bring freedom to these poor rollers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 This news displeases New Loka! *jumps on a crate and grabs Sancti Tigris* Let's rock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leavith Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Red Veil just as long as you purge and burn we got no issues... Just leave some for us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techtro Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 As much as I despise you Penguins, we shall work together to bring freedom to these poor rollers! The probability of us working together has converged on for now. Let us build a brighter future. This news displeases New Loka! *jumps on a crate and grabs Sancti Tigris* Let's rock! A Lokan I see? Then we're in agreement to support these rebelling proxies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 The probability of us working together has converged on for now. Let us build a brighter future. A Lokan I see? Then we're in agreement to support these rebelling proxies. *hand shakes* I'll go get the Detonite. Let's make some fireworks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardianshotable43 Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 I can help (starts attaching lvl 30 Boltor "Penetrator" Prime onto the rollers) Let us Rekt Skrublords Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 I can help (starts attaching lvl 30 Boltor "Penetrator" Prime onto the rollers) Let us Rekt Skrublords Hmm... I think I can do better... *replaces the blades with in built Grakatas that fire when facing forward, upward, or in between* There, much better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deshiel Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 I was expecting some motor bike gang with grineer insignia on thier backs when I read the title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardianshotable43 Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Hmm... I think I can do better... *replaces the blades with in built Grakatas that fire when facing forward, upward, or in between* There, much better YOU FUGGET SUMTHING! (Reinforces Roller armor with hardened morphics and shields) WE SHALT DUMINATE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 YOU FUGGET SUMTHING! (Reinforces Roller armor with hardened morphics and shields) WE SHALT DUMINATE!!! Muwahahahahahaha Muwarharharharhar! ARHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -insert more evil laughs here- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-FV-Metheria Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Us Cephalon Suda followers are...intrigued by the potential results of this. We shall not interfere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardianshotable43 Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Muwahahahahahaha Muwarharharharhar! ARHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -insert more evil laughs here- MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA420BLZITGRINNIRFGITHAHAHAROLLER360NOSCOPESGANDALFLOLHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHADOYOUEVENROLLERM8HAHAHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 *In addition to the other upgrades, makes a Corvo roller for the lulz* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Raikeran Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 The Perrin executives see potential in this rebellion. Perhaps we could establish a temporary allegiance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)buddy72757 Posted September 22, 2015 Author Share Posted September 22, 2015 Steel Ø Meridian Pride! ( o-o)7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Legolegend144 Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Umm... *shoots a stray roller* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Umm... *shoots a stray roller* *smacks you in the face with a Jat Kittag* Leave the rollers alone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinyranitar Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 *pointing Vaykor Hek into the sky and unleashing 9000 roller specters* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EliTheTenno Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 *pulls down pants, releasing billions of roller specters whilst singing "La vie en rose" in Grineer* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Pharen Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 ahh roller deathsquads, the single least intimidating enemy group in the known universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)buddy72757 Posted September 23, 2015 Author Share Posted September 23, 2015 ahh roller deathsquads, the single least intimidating enemy group in the known universe. >:o Any and all will succumb to our power! *rolls over big toe* Umm... *shoots a stray roller* You monster D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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