WolfmanX9 Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 A hell na *no pressy* You can play that instrument that you wanted to get good at but You must be on a drug of any kind to be able to play said instrument. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
321agemo Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 Sure. Painkillers are a drug. You are in fallout 4. But you are human. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolfmanX9 Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 At least I can get a once in a lifetime experience, quite literally *press* You can have a warframe of your choice in real life but You must take the consequence of being infected by the technocyte virus to use said warframe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibliothekar Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 That's a price I'm willing to pay. *press* Every day, you'll live a (different) dream. The "but" is already built in - nightmares are dreams, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 Given I tell when I am dreaming and begin butchering everything once I realize it, sure. It gives you an enema but free food for a year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 (edited) No. You are chased by Shia Labeouf But You are you in a brand new Lamborghini Edited December 28, 2015 by Trailgamer5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Kyubey- Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 No. Don't care much for that car. You have an immense amount of power but you're a witch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 Do I get to be a Virgin as well? Either way, yes You are chased by Shia Labeouf with a hatchet But You also have itsy bitsy pocket knife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
321agemo Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 just do it? you become a moderator but it only last for a day and other mods may pass judgement on you after you revert back to a norm user. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 Sure. I can break their bank accounts if they do anyway. It gives you 5 million dollars for each year for the rest of your life(tax exempt) but you can only listen to 2 Justin Bieber songs and see 1 Justing Bieber music video for that entire year for your entertainment and in passing(like rando walk across a restaurant that has the game on and it will immediately change to the music video) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibliothekar Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 I've always wanted to know how hard I have to push to permanently rupture my tympanic membrane. Nope... You'll live in the Mass Effect universe. but You're on Horizon, one week before the Collector attack. You know what's going to happen and you have no way to leave the planet until it's over - if you survive, that is. (And anyone you're trying to tell will think you're nuts. I mean, come on...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 Given that I gave up on Mass Effect no. It gives you a gold ingot but you need to dig up michael jacksons body Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SigweardStoneFist Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 Given that I gave up on Mass Effect no. It gives you a gold ingot but you need to dig up michael jacksons body I would press the button. ------ Would you press the button? It gives you an opportunity to live forever. But You will be possessed for eternity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 (edited) It can be exorcised? ----- It gives you a quintuple baconator but... You must share it with 5 people who are obviously starving while still taking your share. Edited December 29, 2015 by OverlordMcGeek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SigweardStoneFist Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 It can be exorcised? ----- It gives you a quintuple baconator but... You must share it with 5 people who are obviously starving while still taking your share. Eternity means forever :p I would press the button ----- It gives you a x-ray vision ability But Every time you use it, your death comes closer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibliothekar Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 (edited) Given that I gave up on Mass Effect :O ... but ... why? :( Every time you use it, your death comes closer. Just like it does every second ... buuuut, having just watched Despicable Me 2 again ... nah, I don't really see the point in X-ray vision. You will live forever. but You will continue to age (although at a much slower pace). Edited December 29, 2015 by Bibliothekar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolfmanX9 Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 Pretty much like the hulk? Maybe.....and on the second thought, how about no. You get two levers that can do anything that you want but One of them is always the bad one, causing a negative thing to happen to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
321agemo Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Sounds like fun. *press* You become immortal and are immune to supernatural powers. But you have to go around bestowing the power of the king as you wish to ultimately end your life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SigweardStoneFist Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Sounds like fun. *press* You become immortal and are immune to supernatural powers. But you have to go around bestowing the power of the king as you wish to ultimately end your life. Would press it, who doesn't want to die ultimately? ------ It brings you the world leadership But People will hate you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardianshotable43 Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Nah, i'll pass Your internet runs at 10 Gbps but It stops working every weekend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SigweardStoneFist Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Nah, i'll pass Your internet runs at 10 Gbps but It stops working every weekend I would press it, gives me more time to admire the silence and the death upon graveyards ( darkish stuff, sorry ) ---- It grants you mere silence But Gothics will be your only friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Done. Pressing it 5 times. It removes the existence of suicide but world peace can never be achieved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SigweardStoneFist Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 I don't press the button. You will be hypnotised but No signs of life would be seen around you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sappinmahsentry Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 I don't press the button. You will be hypnotised but No signs of life would be seen around you. Upside? You will get all you ever wanted. but You cannot truly press the button. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SigweardStoneFist Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Upside? You will get all you ever wanted. but You cannot truly press the button. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Upside of hypnosis is relaxation. -------- I am not pressing the button It grants you the ability to see with the speed of light. but Everything would be boring as it goes in slow motion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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