LokiBird Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 I was messing around and came up with these lyrics to the tune of The Bohemian Rhapsody. It came to me right after my mother unplugged the WiFi while I was in the middle of a Warframe game... Ah, the struggles. Lol! :) Tell me what you think! --Unplugged Again-- Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? WiFi is un-plugged, No escape from reality. Open my eyes, Look up to the ceiling and see, I'm just a gamer girl, I need no sympathy, Because I run it fast, run it slow, Chopping high, shooting low, Anyway I kill 'em goes, doesn't really matter to me, to meeeee... Mama, unplugged WiFi, Pulled the cord and now it's dead, and I have to go to bed.. Mama, defense had just begun! But now you've gone and thrown it all awaaaay... My friends, ooooh, Didn't mean to leave you there, If I'm not back again this time tomorrow, Carry on, carry on... There was a natural disaster... It's too late, the clock has shown, The time is almost twelve, Family's wakin' early morn. Goodbye, Warframe buddies, I've got to go, Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth. Mama, ooooh (anyway I kill 'em goes), I don't wanna sleep, I wish I had more time on Warframe to play. I see a giant silhouetto of a man, Captain Vor, Captain Vor, will he do the Fandango? Thunderbolt, Voltaic Strike Killy, killy all enemieees! (He's the Sergeant) No, Nef Anyo. (No, the Sergeant!) He's NEF Anyo! He's Nef Anyo, let him die! Magnifico! I'm just a gamer girl, nobody loves me. She's just a gamer girl who plaays Warframe, Spare her a life stuck in reality! Chopping high, shooting low, will you let me play? Please, Warframe! No, we will not let you play. (Let her play!) It's Warframe! We will not let you play. (Let me play!) Warframe! We will not let you play. (Let me play!) Will not let you play. (Let me play!) Not tonight, let you play! Never let me play, oh. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let me play!) The warframe game, it has a weapon black and red for me, for me, for meee! So you think you can shoot me or split me in half? So you think you'll infest me and feast on my flesh? Oh, Grineer, Infested, Corpus, you got it wrong. You better get out, or Your sad life will stop right here. Ooh, yeah, ooh yeah. Warframe really matters, Anyone can see, Warframe really matters, Warframe really matters to meee! Anyway I kill 'em goes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plushy Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 I give this the Chinchilla Stamp of Approval. It also gets an extra star for extra amazingness! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guardian_Legion Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 queen and warframe together. This is beautiful. -hugs- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mahesvara96 Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 This is the best thing I've seen all day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wife-Prime Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 (edited) I was also working on this this after seeing Prime Time, good job!Is this my Warframe? Is it just fantasy?Caught in crouch slide, need to switch my polarityWe have no eyes, but look to the sky and squeeI have a Loki, spam invisibilityThey don't see me come, or me goWith a Glaive, I shall throwThe shade my melee weapon glowsOnly appeals to me, to me.Lotus, I just killed that man, Max Rank Bo right to the head, on the wall his brains are spread, Lotus, the mission's just begun But now my health is draining all away Lotus (oooo), didn't mean to spend that plat If you give me some more again tomorrow, I'll buy Clem, I'll buy Clem cos only noggles matter, Too late, Void trader's come, Send shivers down my spine, that prisma must be mine! Goodbye, prime components, you've got to go! Got to sell you all for ducats and buy that gun. Lotus (ooo) I don't wanna die My soma needs a team mate with a Volt! I saw those lights start to flicker over head Stalker now?! Stalker now?! I just Forma'd this Rhino! Thunderbolt on Paris nearly blew the head off me! (PLACEHOLDER I got stuck here, more later) Edited January 17, 2016 by JBoy85 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CephalonHibiya Posted January 17, 2016 Share Posted January 17, 2016 Gold star, this actually gave me a good laugh :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LokiBird Posted January 17, 2016 Author Share Posted January 17, 2016 Thank you all! :D I'm glad you liked it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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