Ghengis_Khan Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Hi, can I have one of everything? I can't pay you, but I can get you lots of exposure, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crimsonspartan1 Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 (edited) Can I have... *evil voice* YOUR SOUL!!! *throws a punch at mk which goes through him before pulling out his soul (off topic logic heh?)* Edited January 28, 2016 by crimsonspartan1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Solargeo Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Oi Mk sup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted January 28, 2016 Author Share Posted January 28, 2016 Can I have... *evil voice* YOUR SOUL!!! *throws a punch at mk which goes through him before pulling out his soul (off topic logic heh?)* *sntaches it out of your hand and shoves it back into me* No, sorry we stopped selling those when we got complaints from customers seeing ghosts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 "I'll take beaver soup with some artichoke" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)makrisbrik Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 I'll have 1 balut. What do you mean you don't have any? Yes...its the duck egg with the chick inside that you see in Fear Factor. Make it medium so the fluids inside is like a soup. Make it 18 so I can give to all my warframe new recruits. Thanks. Reached in the bag, cracked the top of the egg with a plastic spoon, sees the chick embryo and suddenly SHOOTS OUT an exorcist size vomit at MK! So sorry! Just give me mc chicken feet instead. Takes a bite of the rubbery skin, and SHOOTS Off another exorcist size vomit at MK! I'll just take a... MK throws me out from his joint and left me crying on the sidewalk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted January 28, 2016 Author Share Posted January 28, 2016 I'll have 1 balut. What do you mean you don't have any? Yes...its the duck egg with the chick inside that you see in Fear Factor. Make it medium so the fluids inside is like a soup. Make it 18 so I can give to all my warframe new recruits. Thanks. Reached in the bag, cracked the top of the egg with a plastic spoon, sees the chick embryo and suddenly SHOOTS OUT an exorcist size vomit at MK! So sorry! Just give me mc chicken feet instead. Takes a bite of the rubbery skin, and SHOOTS Off another exorcist size vomit at MK! I'll just take a... MK throws me out from his joint and left me crying on the sidewalk. .....with all of the other sick costumers that actually ate the food.Did someone order a salad!!? i.imgur.com/hSOUr1e.png Did someone order a salad!!? i.imgur.com/hSOUr1e.png Did someone order a salad!!? i.imgur.com/hSOUr1e.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Grihaly Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 I need a double cheesburger and hold the lettuce. Don't be frontin' son no seeds on a bun. We be up in this drive thru order for two. I gots a craving for a number 9 like my shoe. We need some chicken up here, in this dizzle. For rizzle my nizzle extra salt on the frizzle. Doctor Pepper my brother and another for your mother. Double double super size and don't forget the FRIES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n00b_m0m0 Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 (edited) Y'know, It'd be really mean if someone took you out for kfc in your birthday and then when you order your chicken and then take a sizable bite into it, and realize that it's actually the raisins from from that porridge that grandpa spat out earlier which was then collected then carefully inserted inside a thin layer of fried chicken skin. Edited January 28, 2016 by n00b_m0m0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crimsonspartan1 Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 *sntaches it out of your hand and shoves it back into me* No, sorry we stopped selling those when we got complaints from customers seeing ghosts. Hard luck man *takes mk's soul again* I already ordered what I wanted so I'm outta here *flys into the distance, leaving a hole in the ceiling* Wait a minute.... *flys back down to macdonalds leaving ANOTHER hole in the ceiling* can I have some fries too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolfmanX9 Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 I would like to the double chicken burger with extra cheese and medium coke A Mcwrap with.....a small 7-up A cheese burger with onion rings and medium coke And finally, a bag of cheese sticks with medium coke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
321agemo Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Can i get like 60 packs of ketchup and an empty cup? Thanks. *pours ketchup into cup and drinks it in front of you* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted January 29, 2016 Author Share Posted January 29, 2016 Hard luck man *takes mk's soul again* I already ordered what I wanted so I'm outta here *flys into the distance, leaving a hole in the ceiling* Wait a minute.... *flys back down to macdonalds leaving ANOTHER hole in the ceiling* can I have some fries too? *the souls flies back to me and wont leave me again* You never paid..... Would you like some fries with that sal.....actually nevermind that joke is terrible. Can i get like 60 packs of ketchup and an empty cup? Thanks. *pours ketchup into cup and drinks it in front of you* Iv'e seen worse in here, you should see what hydroid does in the break room. Hard luck man *takes mk's soul again* I already ordered what I wanted so I'm outta here *flys into the distance, leaving a hole in the ceiling* Wait a minute.... *flys back down to macdonalds leaving ANOTHER hole in the ceiling* can I have some fries too? Also its not McDonalds its MKDonalds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Blaze- Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 (edited) (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ *flipping table in anger* Screaming: 'Where is my order? Do you want me to die of starvation? I should go to TFFK (Tenno's Fried Feral Kubrow) because your restaurant is just..wow... at least TFFK serves its customers! Taste or not... i get somethig between my teeth!' Edited January 29, 2016 by -Blaze- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Kyubey- Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Someone should call a health inspector. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audionic Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Give me scat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guardian_Legion Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 (edited) Are you asking me to eat da poo poo? It isn't like mcdonalds has anything else. I guess the next thing you will be asking me is "would you like an apple pie with that?" Oh wait I hear a ding, fries are done. So, I gotta run. who here actually remembers eat da poo poo? Edited January 29, 2016 by Legionofone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Uh, hi,I'd like to order-sudden death metal-THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES, THEIR STILL-FUNCTIONING ORGANS, AND THEIR BILE SERVED IN A SKULL! -Death metal ends- Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted January 29, 2016 Author Share Posted January 29, 2016 Someone should call a health inspector.* jumps over counter and puts rag over mouth* *you go unconsious and I drag you behind the counter into the unknown* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)makrisbrik Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 .....with all of the other sick costumers that actually ate the food. Did you say costumers like in cosplayer? I'm actually in my scrubs uniform with a pretty flower print. Oh, you meant customers? Grizzly exiting the door sees me and points and says "Weak stomach?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted January 29, 2016 Author Share Posted January 29, 2016 (edited) Did you say costumers like in cosplayer? I'm actually in my scrubs uniform with a pretty flower print. Oh, you meant customers? Grizzly exiting the door sees me and points and says "Weak stomach?" (customers) *How did I ever get to own a restaurant and how am I still in business!!? Edited January 29, 2016 by (XB1)MK Ultra K11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)makrisbrik Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 (customers) *How did I ever get to own a restaurant and how am I still in business!!? Through sheer will and muscles or maybe with a baseball bat? .... Or .... your "no compromise" values. The food maybe so so, but you don't cheat anybody not even a single penny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted January 29, 2016 Author Share Posted January 29, 2016 Through sheer will and muscles or maybe with a baseball bat? .... Or .... your "no compromise" values. The food maybe so so, but you don't cheat anybody not even a single penny.I think its because my competitions even worse... *there is a Burger Hek right next door* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidolon_Slayer Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 (edited) I'd like 24 cyanide induced autism-menstral-erotomanic-lycanthropic burger patties plz. Edited January 29, 2016 by RevivedEdgeLord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)makrisbrik Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 I think its because my competitions even worse... *there is a Burger Hek right next door* Walks into Burger Hek, orders the same thing. Cracks open the balut egg and shoots off an exorcist size vomit at Vay Hek. Baaaaaaaarrrrfffffbleeccch! [size=1](Disclaimer) Member don't suffer from bulimia or any other eating disorders. Vomit reference is only a parody and member advocates for healthy eating diet and regular exercise.[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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