BraverLeech37 Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 Hello warframe off topic community I have been in love with this game for quiet some time but now I am cheating on warframe with another game Black Desert Online. I bought the most expensive package which came with three guest passes but since I have no friends I want to give one away here and on the 4chan but not for free I lack real friends in real life therefore I demand your most funny,sad,amazing life stories real or fake make me laugh hard feel or wonder surprise me the contest ends March 2nd Friend me ingame or on steam for so I can send you your winning details http://steamcommunity.com/id/eviltenno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidolon_Slayer Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 I got stuck in a durable cardboard box once. Also have 2 guest passes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deshiel Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 If you can toss one my way I will be realy grateful. I might even make you a song :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BraverLeech37 Posted February 23, 2016 Author Share Posted February 23, 2016 I demand stories sir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deshiel Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 It was a rainy day on a rainy day. It rained rain so rainy that it rained all day all night. It was the day I cursed at the sky, telling it to stop raining. My body was wet, soaked wet and so was my spirit. Needless to say I catched cold from that encounter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BraverLeech37 Posted February 23, 2016 Author Share Posted February 23, 2016 keep going... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crimsonspartan1 Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 I once dropped my toothbrush in the toilet and attempted to get it out, got my hand stuck in the toilet and since i was the only one in the house that time i couldn't call for help and i also wasn't near any mobile phones and such. I then spent hours shouting for help at the top of my lungs and after about 5 or 6 hours someone actually heard me from my house and called for help, since then i have learnt not to try and reach too far into the toilet to get something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordOfScrugging Posted February 23, 2016 Share Posted February 23, 2016 Not sure if it's a good story or not, but once i was eating some pizza, chilling on the floor of my room, and my dog came in, wanting some of the pepperoni. i love this little arsehole to death, mind you, but i gave him all the pepperoni and he decides, I'm gonna sit on the pizza.....i had to throw it out :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BraverLeech37 Posted February 24, 2016 Author Share Posted February 24, 2016 33 minutes ago, crimsonspartan1 said: I once dropped my toothbrush in the toilet and attempted to get it out, got my hand stuck in the toilet and since i was the only one in the house that time i couldn't call for help and i also wasn't near any mobile phones and such. I then spent hours shouting for help at the top of my lungs and after about 5 or 6 hours someone actually heard me from my house and called for help, since then i have learnt not to try and reach too far into the toilet to get something. 30 minutes ago, LordOfScrugging said: Not sure if it's a good story or not, but once i was eating some pizza, chilling on the floor of my room, and my dog came in, wanting some of the pepperoni. i love this little arsehole to death, mind you, but i gave him all the pepperoni and he decides, I'm gonna sit on the pizza.....i had to throw it out :( your tales tickle my fancy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 I just got headbutted by a unicorn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordOfScrugging Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 6 minutes ago, OverlordMcGeek said: I just got headbutted by a unicorn. shhhh don't kiss and tell ;D lol jk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 2 minutes ago, LordOfScrugging said: shhhh don't kiss and tell ;D lol jk Well I'm not. An actual unicorn made me bleed...of course it was a steel unicorn from a wind-chime while I was running full speed at it..but still. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordOfScrugging Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 1 minute ago, OverlordMcGeek said: Well I'm not. An actual unicorn made me bleed...of course it was a steel unicorn from a wind-chime while I was running full speed at it..but still. how did you manage that? did you make sure to clean it and treat it properly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 (edited) 5 minutes ago, LordOfScrugging said: how did you manage that? did you make sure to clean it and treat it properly? Pad dried it. Then washed with soap. Dried again. Penicillin applied and air dry. Was rushing to get the house phone. Edited February 24, 2016 by OverlordMcGeek F*** you reason for edit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BraverLeech37 Posted February 24, 2016 Author Share Posted February 24, 2016 25 minutes ago, OverlordMcGeek said: I just got headbutted by a unicorn. 15 minutes ago, OverlordMcGeek said: Well I'm not. An actual unicorn made me bleed...of course it was a steel unicorn from a wind-chime while I was running full speed at it..but still. 8 minutes ago, OverlordMcGeek said: Pad dried it. Then washed with soap. Dried again. Penicillin applied and air dry. Was rushing to get the house phone. your tale of woe makes me giggle like little school girl comrad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 2 minutes ago, BraverLeech37 said: your tale of woe makes me giggle like little school girl comrad Yay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordOfScrugging Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 30 minutes ago, OverlordMcGeek said: Pad dried it. Then washed with soap. Dried again. Penicillin applied and air dry. Was rushing to get the house phone. as long as you're alright, you need to be careful, unicorns are dangerous creatures Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 7 minutes ago, LordOfScrugging said: as long as you're alright, you need to be careful, unicorns are dangerous creatures Gnomes are bloody worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordOfScrugging Posted February 24, 2016 Share Posted February 24, 2016 Just now, OverlordMcGeek said: Gnomes are bloody worse. don't worry about them. just lemme know and i'll punt them out of your yard ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BraverLeech37 Posted February 24, 2016 Author Share Posted February 24, 2016 do not more people want this key to play a fun game this could be yours for the price Of sharing a good story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordOfScrugging Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 (edited) This is one from a long time ago. (my mom was reminding me of it the other day) Apparently one of my older brother's friends was over, they (him and my older brother) were goofing off on the family computer. My brother's friend would always mess with me for some reason. I was a really shy, quiet kid. never really spoke outside my house to anyone, never swore or talked badly to anyone. (this was around middle school i think) I always had trouble speaking to girls back then and that was the main subject of his teasing of me. so i passed by and the friend was messing with me saying "Do you have a girlfriend? can you even get a girlfriend?" with a dead serious look on my face, i look him in the eye and said "yea, you're mom" then left. His jaw dropped and my mom who heard it was dying of laughter. Edited February 25, 2016 by LordOfScrugging Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BraverLeech37 Posted February 25, 2016 Author Share Posted February 25, 2016 2 hours ago, LordOfScrugging said: This is one from a long time ago. (my mom was reminding me of it the other day) Apparently one of my older brother's friends was over, they (him and my older brother) were goofing off on the family computer. My brother's friend would always mess with me for some reason. I was a really shy, quiet kid. never really spoke outside my house to anyone, never swore or talked badly to anyone. (this was around middle school i think) I always had trouble speaking to girls back then and that was the main subject of his teasing of me. so i passed by and the friend was messing with me saying "Do you have a girlfriend? can you even get a girlfriend?" with a dead serious look on my face, i look him in the eye and said "yea, you're mom" then left. His jaw dropped and my mom who heard it was dying of laughter. hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordOfScrugging Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 guess this isn't as lively as intended? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Oh right I finally send you a friend request. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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