squaresphere Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 whew finally got to the end of the thread. Awesome writing all around Doozy. Really loving how you set Nova up as the one to force the resolution and for Rhino to point out that the whole break up could be really "weird" for the rest of the team. Sucks I missed out the Q&A section but I'm hoping there will be another one soon. oh a side note, do you know what's wrong with your laptop or is it a case of it shorted out due to the water? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLI-fox Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 (edited) FISTBUMP! Rhino proves once again he is the classiest tenno around. edit: I like the island too much to get off. I even made myself a nice tiki hut lounge. Edited August 9, 2013 by SLI-fox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doozy84 Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 oh a side note, do you know what's wrong with your laptop or is it a case of it shorted out due to the water? It's just gone the way of the dinosaurs. It got water on it, and even though I reacted fast, turned it over, turned it off, and swabbed it out, it was still doomed. One of the biggest problems was naturally that it was a mac, and macs all have these ridiculous bulletproof cases that the customer isn't supposed to open, and if you do pop the shell on a mac, you void the ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT MACS, the warranty. I wasn't going to do that because the warranty had actually saved my &#! once over the life of the computer, so that wasn't gonna happen, but more importantly, it meant that once water actually got inside of it, I wasn't just "water in the laptop boned" I was "water in those @(*()$ ridiculous tamper-proof hipster garbage technology mac shells" boned. Yea I actually hate macs. I only had it because it was a gift from my parents. Naturally I just partitioned and bootcamped the whole drive and ran it as a PC. The logic circuits were corroded to hell and when I took it in to the mac store to have them look at it, they told me it would run $800 to gut the damaged parts and replace them. Not only could I not afford that, but it would have been pointless- My machine was an 09 Macbook Pro, for 800 bucks I could just switch back to the glorious PC master race and get a new machine with updated tech without paying a Mac mark up. Also we're not going to talk anymore about that. I hate macs, the end. We're not going to have a whole mac vs PC thing in my thread, PC wins, go home, shut up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doozy84 Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 (edited) <unsafe gif deleted> Just because. Also, FISTBUMP! Rhino proves once again he is the classiest tenno around. pretty sure you need to delete that before Ced sees it, it has an uncensored swear word in it and that will EULA you off the forums faster than I can kick you off the island. Edited August 9, 2013 by Doozy84 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLI-fox Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 So Doozy, is Rhino all for open relationships or monogamous? Because I can already see a Rhino+Trinity+Nova thing going on now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doozy84 Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 So Doozy, is Rhino all for open relationships or monogamous? Because I can already see a Rhino+Trinity+Nova thing going on now. a better question is, "Is Nova?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLI-fox Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 Here's hoping she is. Also, someone needs to be educated on who Rhino is https://forums.warframe.com/index.php?/topic/92311-what-if-each-warframe-was-characterized/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doozy84 Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 I can't be mad at anything that involves Arnold Schwarzenegger, he's one of my personal heroes.And Burt Reynolds as Vauban is just so good I wish I had thought of it. Too bad I already have plans for Vobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLI-fox Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 But it doesn't have Jason Statham as Ash. And Nova's a blank faced twit. (In fact, all the female frames cept Halle Berry Banshee) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixty5 Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 I wonder what Banshee did before she was Tenno? Maybe a member of a band, a guitarist perhaps? Probably enjoys good music too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polarthief Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 (edited) I wonder what Banshee did before she was Tenno? Maybe a member of a band, a guitarist perhaps? What are you, crazy? She was the stereotypical viking lady in every opera. ... Or a siren of the sea. Take your pick. Edited August 9, 2013 by Polarthief Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doozy84 Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 Not a siren. Sirens are aggressive and malicious, banshees are benign gaurdian spirits. All the major ancestral irish clans have their own associated banshee, her job is to direct the bereaved to the funeral site of the deceased. They also forecasted great tragedy and were often observed washing the bloody garments of slain heroes in a river, like the time cuchulain killed his own son, but as a rule their primary job was to direct relatives to funerals, she might foreshadow bad news but wasn't malicious like red caps or the rusalka or nuckelavee. Her wailing moan was haunting but wasn't "weaponized" until she became a d&d monster. So pre-tenno banshee is an irish funeral director. Damn. Would have made a better goth than saryn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lZerul Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 I knew Rhino was the biggest bro in this story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agung.up Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 Not a siren. Sirens are aggressive and malicious, banshees are benign gaurdian spirits. All the major ancestral irish clans have their own associated banshee, her job is to direct the bereaved to the funeral site of the deceased. They also forecasted great tragedy and were often observed washing the bloody garments of slain heroes in a river, like the time cuchulain killed his own son, but as a rule their primary job was to direct relatives to funerals, she might foreshadow bad news but wasn't malicious like red caps or the rusalka or nuckelavee. Her wailing moan was haunting but wasn't "weaponized" until she became a d&d monster. So pre-tenno banshee is an irish funeral director. Damn. Would have made a better goth than saryn. how about make her have tragedy in her past life? just suggestion :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixty5 Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 Not a siren. Sirens are aggressive and malicious, banshees are benign gaurdian spirits. All the major ancestral irish clans have their own associated banshee, her job is to direct the bereaved to the funeral site of the deceased. They also forecasted great tragedy and were often observed washing the bloody garments of slain heroes in a river, like the time cuchulain killed his own son, but as a rule their primary job was to direct relatives to funerals, she might foreshadow bad news but wasn't malicious like red caps or the rusalka or nuckelavee. Her wailing moan was haunting but wasn't "weaponized" until she became a d&d monster. So pre-tenno banshee is an irish funeral director. Damn. Would have made a better goth than saryn. Knowing that can I get a rock guitarist or singer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sambarpowder Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 gaurdian irish saryn The phone again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doozy84 Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 Deal with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG3000 Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 I wonder if Trinity will turn out to be a violent person, who is trying to redeem herself in her eyes by helping others now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sambarpowder Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 Deal with it. I'm just going to sit here and try to imagine the look I know you had on your face when you wrote that. Then I'm going out for lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuryEnder Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 Or perhaps, Vauban loves Trinity but she doesn't love him back and both Trinity and Banshee love Loki. That way, not everyone is paired together and it isn't some "happily ever after" themed story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ced23Ric Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 pretty sure you need to delete that before Ced sees it, it has an uncensored swear word in it and that will EULA you off the forums faster than I can kick you off the island. edit: I like the island too much to get off. I even made myself a nice tiki hut lounge. That's a smart Tenno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tatcher Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 Loved this, nice work Doozy84 :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YuriTesla Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 Fox if you wanna visit the Tiki Bar let me know, I could go for a good MaiTai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkezuli Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 ..."YO THE RHINO DOESN’T LIKE GIRLS. THE RHINO LIKES WOMEN. YOU GOTTA HAVE CONFIDENCE AND SELF ESTEEM, ITS LIKE THAT PRINCE SONG. ACT YOUR AGE, NOT YOUR SHOE SIZE.” Rhino said. “Do any of the other girls actually know how charming you are?” Nova asked. “MOST OF THE OTHER GIRLS ARE JUST GIRLS. THEY’RE HOT, BUT RHINO DOESN’T NEED THAT.” Rhino insisted. “ARE YOU A GIRL OR A WOMAN?” “I’m all woman.” Nova smiled. “Come over here and check.”... *Fangirly Screams* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YuriTesla Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 To be a bit corny Doozy makes me jump for joy at points... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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