Doozy84 Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Slaanesh has sort of a one-track mind as well. Go for Malice.slaanesh is a patron of artists and musicians. Shim appreciates the finer things, you don't have to be a noise marine, but it helps. And Malice is just an A****** that will slam a car door on your fingers and act like he's getting you back for something. Hail to the Dark Prince, if you're not down with the 3rd legion then get the F*** outta my face, loyalist corpse worshiping weaklings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG3000 Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Yeaaaaaaaah, artists and musicians. You're mixing it with uncle Sheo. And malice is that dude who supports the lone wolves (and is the most powerfull chaos god, actually). Anyway, tzeench is teh best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doozy84 Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Yeaaaaaaaah, artists and musicians. You're mixing it with uncle Sheo.And malice is that dude who supports the lone wolves (and is the most powerfull chaos god, actually).Anyway, tzeench is teh best. If by most powerful you mean, "completely unrepresented in the fluff and rules for the last 20 years and has not been mentioned except for one crappy little CSM warband." Then sure, he's the most powerful. And by that i mean, he's not. He's a redheaded stepchild in the &#! end of the warhammer universe, like the bolter barbies and the dogs of war and all the other sad afterthoughts in the franchise that have 15 year old pewter models. This isn't a philosophical debate. This is a Slaanesh thread. You can venerate the dark prince, or you can leave, and take your boring lesser gods with you, heathen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admrlpiett Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Dat Beat be gettin deep. miss his work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixty5 Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 RNG_God is the only God for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
premoril Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 RNG_God is the only God for me. Nuffle will F*** you up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG3000 Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 If by most powerful you mean, "completely unrepresented in the fluff and rules for the last 20 years and has not been mentioned except for one crappy little CSM warband." Then sure, he's the most powerful. And by that i mean, he's not. He's a redheaded stepchild in the &#! end of the warhammer universe, like the bolter barbies and the dogs of war and all the other sad afterthoughts in the franchise that have 15 year old pewter models. This isn't a philosophical debate. This is a Slaanesh thread. You can venerate the dark prince, or you can leave, and take your boring lesser gods with you, heathen. Well, last time I came within artillery reach of local WH40k community, I heard he was getting brought back under a new name that doesn't infringe no copyright lawsuits. I could be wrong on that. And alright, I'll hail the dark prince if you'll explain why there are no daemonettes in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doozy84 Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Well, last time I came within artillery reach of local WH40k community, I heard he was getting brought back under a new name that doesn't infringe no copyright lawsuits. I could be wrong on that.And alright, I'll hail the dark prince if you'll explain why there are no daemonettes in this thread. Wishful thinking. and all Slaanesh demons have an exposed right breast. So none of that here. Pg13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalenath Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 slaanesh is a patron of artists and musicians. Shim appreciates the finer things, you don't have to be a noise marine, but it helps. And Malice is just an A****** that will slam a car door on your fingers and act like he's getting you back for something. Hail to the Dark Prince, if you're not down with the 3rd legion then get the F*** outta my face, loyalist corpse worshiping weaklings. Ah, you frail humans minds have fallen to darkness and depravity. Typical. The Greater Good has it's way of dealing with you madmen. *Broadside Battlesuit takes aim* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG3000 Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Wishful thinking. and all Slaanesh demons have an exposed right breast. So none of that here. Pg13. Aww. And awright, everyone hail the pg13 dark prince! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slorch Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 like we haven't already crossed that river Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyxcha Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 kaela mensha khaine > slaanesh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG3000 Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 You can cross same river a few times, assuming that river is named Ankh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spikey844 Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Ah, you frail humans minds have fallen to darkness and depravity. Typical. The Greater Good has it's way of dealing with you madmen. *Broadside Battlesuit takes aim* The truth in a few words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doozy84 Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 The truth in a few words. Screamerstar beat tau in the last major tournament. Tau can't handle demons. True facts. Also you're gonna want to cut down on riptide spam because the new marine book destroys that stuff. Gravcannons are legit. Your tyranny will be short lived, space commies. The meta has caught up to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KF5AQX Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 You're all talking about table top gaming. And I'm just sitting here carving through Orks with a Chainsword. This game is awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG3000 Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 You mean the Space Marine game? Wasn't it officially accepted to be an "alternative continuity"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doozy84 Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 40k videogames are for scrubs who dont paint their models. Real gamers roll dice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG3000 Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 You gotta do something while you're waiting for new models to be delivered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KF5AQX Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 You can say that, but it doesn't change that I'm having a blast decimating thousands of squishy Orkz with a sword. And an axe. And sometimes a hammer. And high explosive automatic rifles. And plasma pistols. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slorch Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 (edited) Ah, you frail humans minds have fallen to darkness and depravity. Typical. The Greater Good has it's way of dealing with you madmen. *Broadside Battlesuit takes aim* no we need riptides and mantas and maybe orbital bombardment Edited October 6, 2013 by Slorch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalenath Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 no we need riptides an mantas and maybe orbital bombardment Nah, just markerlights. Lots and LOTS of markerlights... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slorch Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 Screamerstar beat tau in the last major tournament. Tau can't handle demons. True facts. Also you're gonna want to cut down on riptide spam because the new marine book destroys that stuff. Gravcannons are legit. Your tyranny will be short lived, space commies. The meta has caught up to you. haven't played the new space marine dex how is it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GratuitousLurking Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 And alas, I still can't get onto this island, except for quoting terrible terrible Soulstorm dubs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG3000 Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 "BEHOLD! THE IMMOLATOR TANK! BURNING GLORY!" Whole DoW was worth it just for that phrase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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