Doozy84 Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Does it mean I'm still innocent if I don't get this joke? no, it really just means you were dropped on the head as a child. But that's okay, because my torid is done in 3 hours and I bought warframe toys on the steam sale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shifa Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Actually, I don't get it either, but I'm very redundant with in game jokes until someone explains it. It's like that for me with other jokes too. :/ Dammet. Doozy, I haven't seen Neverending Story, either. Ya know, I don't want to leave the island after all the fun I've had here. I want to keep reading all of this. What have I done wrong? .-. T^T ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLI-fox Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Shifa, I'm sure you can redeem yourself. Maybe if you bust out into a musical rendition of a disney classic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin666 Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Shifa, I'm sure you can redeem yourself. Maybe if you bust out into a musical rendition of a disney classic? Shifa has to watch A Sound of Music with Banshee....Banshee's fav childhood classic, cuz she's into Sound and stuff. "Doe, a deer, a female deer.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doozy84 Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 we will be having a disney musical karaoke contest for all off the island offenders to win their way back onto the island.be warned though, I know all the villain songs by heart and I will judge you harshly if you F*** them up. I even know the villain songs from the off-disney movies, like Great Mouse Detective and Anastasia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solaurus Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 back at the bar, Cal hatches a master plan to get a free plate of hot wings. CAL: Can we ask you a really, really big favor? PDG: Huh? like whaat? MAG: You’re still pretty drunk, right? PDG: I’m fine. Why ish the room spinning? CAL: We should totally do it. MAG: I dunno Cal, that song is really offensive to Grineer. CAL: Come on, she’s cool. And she won’t remember. Besides, we can win the karaoke contest! MAG: Do you think she can even read the teleprompter? CAL: I’m gonna find out, I’ll never forgive myself if we don’t do this. It’s too perfect. Besides, the winner gets a free plate of wings. MAG: Well... the wings here are really good... CAL: Alright, I’m doing it. HEY PDG, COME WITH US, WE’RE DOING KARAOKE! PDG: F*** yesh! Let’s do it. I love you guysh! MAG: Wait, now? CAL: Yea, come on! MAG: What’s the song called again? I can’t find it in the thing. CAL: Its C2997. Busted in the Hood by Cypress Hill. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR5CK-5CftU CAL: Here’s a little story I got to tell about some thugged out tenno I know so well, It started way back when I was just low level, grinding morphics on mercury to build a kestrel. Had a little braton that could serve my needs, you can spam 1 if you want but my ulti’s for me. Ridin for my mats, put a forma in my gat, grineer are on my &#!, gotta hack this console stat. MAG: One-lonely-tenno-I-be On-mercury-I-got-no-body Gotta grind those morphics just to get my stash, and a heavy unit’s coming trying to take my cash. CAL: he said a little something, I wasn’t so impressed. ho-seeeeeee-garrr Tenno, now you’re under arrest. The braton’s in my hand, felt like a sack of bricks Heavy gunner shootin at me now I wish I was Nyx PDG: MY NAME IS CAPTAIN VOR WITH A LICENSE TO KILL. I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS, ITS TIME TO GET REAL. NOW WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE, A TENNO AND HIS GEAR? CAL: he bubbled up and tele’d up and threatened me with tears. Can’t find me? Right behind you! He said with a grin. You think the story’s over but its ready to begin. MAG: One-lonely-tenno-I-be On-mercury-I-got-no-body Gotta grind those morphics just to get my stash, and a heavy unit’s coming trying to take my cash. PDG: NOW I GOT YOUR MORPHICS AND MOST OF YOUR MODS YOU GOT A COUPLE OPTIONS FOR WHAT YOU CAN DO, YOU CAN BUY A REVIVE, OR SHOW ME TO YOUR PODS. CAL:I said I got no pod, he started lookin at me harder I said I got none, you can suck a boltor! He hit me with the fist, he hit me with his gat, he put the seeker pistol to my back. So I think I’m done, Vor’s got my gun, it isn’t lookin good and Lotus says more will come. A heavy unit shows up and she’s ready to fight, I can hear the $#*(@ screamin’ TENNO IN MY SIGHT! MAG:One-lonely-tenno-I-be On-mercury-I-got-no-body Gotta grind those morphics just to get my stash, and a heavy unit’s coming trying to take my cash. CAL:Sittin there &!$$ed cuz he didn’t drop mats, level 30 now carrying noobs with Brats. Now Vor’s lookin at me like he seen me before, says come out and face me like a true warrior! I think, yeah yo, I know this goon, he wouldn’t drop morphics for my last toon. he said your warframe makes you slow and clumsy I said come on Captain Vor you a bit too sloppy. Fool tried to stab me, got the orthos to the eye. Lancers said Flank em out! and let 2 fly. the lancers said Bravo and I hit the door headshotted with my latron they don’t move no more. Vor put his shield up and said “protect your neck” I said eat an ulti Vor, you don’t get respect. You wanna come with it any time and place, and I’ll leave your &#! in Tolstoj with a scar on your face. I put him in the hole and all the bullS#&$ stopped. when the marines came to back him up, yea they got dropped. Vor had no shield, then I dropped my load, slash-dashed him in the face and the morphics flowed. MAG:One-lonely-tenno-I-be On-mercury-I-got-no-body Gotta grind those morphics just to get my stash, and a heavy unit’s coming trying to take my cash. One-lonely-tenno-I-be On-mercury-I-got-no-body Gotta grind those morphics just to get my stash, and a heavy unit’s coming trying to take my cash. If you don't know who Cypress Hill is... That's right, off the island, you miserable 90s babies. My god........ can we like....bromance a bit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sambarpowder Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 (edited) ...Wowf***, you are good Edited July 22, 2013 by Crossflip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustAnotherRougeAI Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 For some reason, I really want to see Steve, Rebecca, and some other DE members sing this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskaMatej Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 (edited) For some reason, I really want to see Steve, Rebecca, and some other DE members sing this. and Sheldon! I mean, drunk bald Lucy. Edited July 22, 2013 by KaskaMatej Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mythrex Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Best part of my day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin666 Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 If you don't know who Cypress Hill is... That's right, off the island, you miserable 90s babies. Word..awwww yeaaa boi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shifa Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 we will be having a disney musical karaoke contest for all off the island offenders to win their way back onto the island. be warned though, I know all the villain songs by heart and I will judge you harshly if you F*** them up. I even know the villain songs from the off-disney movies, like Great Mouse Detective and Anastasia. fffffffffffffffffffffffffff-*takes your gun and aims it at my head* Welp, nice knowing you guys. ;-; Might as well kill me now for all my lameness. Shifa has to watch A Sound of Music with Banshee....Banshee's fav childhood classic, cuz she's into Sound and stuff. "Doe, a deer, a female deer.." I watched that in high school and loved it. ♥ Shifa, I'm sure you can redeem yourself. Maybe if you bust out into a musical rendition of a disney classic? If I can do a butchered rendition of it, sure, but other than that for Karoke, I'm screwed. x.x I can't sing. ^^^ God, please help me. I love you very much... T-T Guys... haaaallllppp! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLI-fox Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Maybe a duet would work? "Let's get down to business to Kill, the Grineer!" Or maybe "Gotta stay, one jump ahead of the Corpus One swing, ahead of the Prod I steal BPs I can't afford" Any of these workin' for ya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doozy84 Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Maybe a duet would work? "Let's get down to business to Kill, the Grineer!" You're unsuited for the rage of Vor so pack up go home you're through! how could I grind BPs at rank 2? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixty5 Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 LOOOOOOKIIIIIII!!!!! (I hope) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLI-fox Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 You're unsuited for the rage of Vor so pack up go home you're through! how could I grind BPs at rank 2? Be Warframes! Be as swift as a rushing Loki Be Warframes! As tough as a roid-rage Rhino Be Warframes! With the force of World On Fire Mysterious as the Mistress LO-TUUUUUUS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McVolker Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Loki trolling, as usual. Or Frost is breaking the controls with his icy grip. But we would already know that, if it was something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Extinction_Engine Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Someone's not a good host... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doozy84 Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Someone's not a good host... WINNER. The door locks are the failed party invites for void runs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ler110 Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Look at all of you failing to read the non-colored text. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
100SadPandas Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 I just marathoned the entire thread for like an hour and a half, i'm a fan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordMidnightX Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 somebody should take all the posts of the story and put them together, with spoilers of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromonger2100 Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 I think there should be a retired old corpus man who beats Loki with a Prova! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GratuitousLurking Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 I think there should be a retired old corpus man who beats Loki with a Prova! Mall security guard, starts talking to the cameras all day. Makes perfect sense! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG3000 Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 You should totally write some on the fanframes someday. Assuming you ever run out of material here, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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