Doozy84 Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 You should totally write some on the fanframes someday. Assuming you ever run out of material here, of course. The last time I did one of these stories for another game, in another time, the only reason I retired the thread was because we got to a point where I could no longer tell the story because in order for it to advance it would become so vulgar and pornographic that it would break the EULA, so I put it down. But that's the kind of stuff that happens when a white trash sith lord has her run of the galaxy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GratuitousLurking Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 But that's the kind of stuff that happens when a white trash sith lord has her run of the galaxy. Kinky. I seen enough terrible slashfics to know where that was going :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG3000 Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 The last time I did one of these stories for another game, in another time, the only reason I retired the thread was because we got to a point where I could no longer tell the story because in order for it to advance it would become so vulgar and pornographic that it would break the EULA, so I put it down. But that's the kind of stuff that happens when a white trash sith lord has her run of the galaxy. Wlep, you're getting... Rather visual here already, heh. But not vulgar, to your honor. Good thing we have no sith lords around, then, although it's entirely possible that you'll have to concentrate on new frames exclusively at some point, unless you are going to trash status quo, which would be awesome, but remains to be seen. Eh. *looks at his attempts at fanfiction* it's page 25 already. I wonder, what page it will be after two weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doozy84 Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 Wlep, you're getting... Rather visual here already, heh. But not vulgar, to your honor. Good thing we have no sith lords around, then, although it's entirely possible that you'll have to concentrate on new frames exclusively at some point, unless you are going to trash status quo, which would be awesome, but remains to be seen. Eh. *looks at his attempts at fanfiction* it's page 25 already. I wonder, what page it will be after two weeks. page count is just formatting. Word count is your only god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG3000 Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 Well, considering my only way to remember where I stopped here is the page... And I consider the god to be the quality. Although, I admit, I have problems stretching one good idea into something more than that ideas description. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agung.up Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 page count is just formatting. Word count is your only god. pretty sure my college teacher said this to me when i submit my final report. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rfletcher Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 I've just spent a good 45 minutes or so scrolling through this archive, awesome read! Looking forward to hearing from Vauban and more Banshee! Now..to do that catalyst alert :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkezuli Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 Finally I can post in Forums again... Sorry if I missed any replies to me in here. Whoever said this is the most intellectually advanced being residing in the forums. Do explain. fffffffffffffffffffffffffff-*takes your gun and aims it at my head* Welp, nice knowing you guys. ;-; Might as well kill me now for all my lameness. I watched that in high school and loved it. ♥ If I can do a butchered rendition of it, sure, but other than that for Karoke, I'm screwed. x.x I can't sing. ^^^ God, please help me. I love you very much... T-T Guys... haaaallllppp! Breathe this post is brought to you by INVITE BUGS. Making void runs more difficult since 2013! lol WINNER.The door locks are the failed party invites for void runs. How did I not realize that beats me... Side note: Rushed post is rushed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doozy84 Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 Well, considering my only way to remember where I stopped here is the page... And I consider the god to be the quality. Although, I admit, I have problems stretching one good idea into something more than that ideas description. nope. Not an opinion, its empirical fact in the writing biz. Quality is an unquantifiable factor. Your work is either quality work or it isn't. The length of a story, an essay, or article is determined by word count, and payment for most journalistic work is determined by word count. Nobody gets paid by the page, they get paid by the word. When an editor comes to you for material, or when you answer an ad to do writing work, the editor will ask for X amount of words. Pages are just the nice things that words get spread out on. In the professional world, your only god is word count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalenath Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 nope. Not an opinion, its empirical fact in the writing biz. Quality is an unquantifiable factor. Your work is either quality work or it isn't. The length of a story, an essay, or article is determined by word count, and payment for most journalistic work is determined by word count. Nobody gets paid by the page, they get paid by the word. When an editor comes to you for material, or when you answer an ad to do writing work, the editor will ask for X amount of words. Pages are just the nice things that words get spread out on. In the professional world, your only god is word count. ^ this. A million times this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McVolker Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Hehehe. This seems to be going better. I shall wait patiently. And don't even try to remove me from the island, I am already in spectator mode, Doozy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin666 Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Sung to the tune of Cheers, which is another one over the head of you 90s babies. Lol..tff. Rest of the dialogue was epic as well. Interesting dynamics shall ensue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doozy84 Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Hehehe. This seems to be going better. I shall wait patiently. And don't even try to remove me from the island, I am already in spectator mode, Doozy. All nineties babies are all automatically off the island and in spectator mode anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McVolker Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 All nineties babies are all automatically off the island and in spectator mode anyways. But but but, I already know all the stuff 90's babies in here SHOULDN'T know, and just hated one thing because it was trashy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromonger2100 Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 ha! Not off the island automatically! Yippee! Good episode by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLI-fox Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Does it count if you grew up with the old tapes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doozy84 Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 Does it count if you grew up with the old tapes? yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyorogatx Posted July 25, 2013 Share Posted July 25, 2013 (edited) back at the bar, Cal hatches a master plan to get a free plate of hot wings. CAL: Can we ask you a really, really big favor? PDG: Huh? like whaat? MAG: You’re still pretty drunk, right? PDG: I’m fine. Why ish the room spinning? CAL: We should totally do it. MAG: I dunno Cal, that song is really offensive to Grineer. CAL: Come on, she’s cool. And she won’t remember. Besides, we can win the karaoke contest! MAG: Do you think she can even read the teleprompter? CAL: I’m gonna find out, I’ll never forgive myself if we don’t do this. It’s too perfect. Besides, the winner gets a free plate of wings. MAG: Well... the wings here are really good... CAL: Alright, I’m doing it. HEY PDG, COME WITH US, WE’RE DOING KARAOKE! PDG: F*** yesh! Let’s do it. I love you guysh! MAG: Wait, now? CAL: Yea, come on! MAG: What’s the song called again? I can’t find it in the thing. CAL: Its C2997. Busted in the Hood by Cypress Hill. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR5CK-5CftU CAL: Here’s a little story I got to tell about some thugged out tenno I know so well, It started way back when I was just low level, grinding morphics on mercury to build a kestrel. Had a little braton that could serve my needs, you can spam 1 if you want but my ulti’s for me. Ridin for my mats, put a forma in my gat, grineer are on my &#!, gotta hack this console stat. MAG: One-lonely-tenno-I-be On-mercury-I-got-no-body Gotta grind those morphics just to get my stash, and a heavy unit’s coming trying to take my cash. CAL: he said a little something, I wasn’t so impressed. ho-seeeeeee-garrr Tenno, now you’re under arrest. The braton’s in my hand, felt like a sack of bricks Heavy gunner shootin at me now I wish I was Nyx PDG: MY NAME IS CAPTAIN VOR WITH A LICENSE TO KILL. I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS, ITS TIME TO GET REAL. NOW WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE, A TENNO AND HIS GEAR? CAL: he bubbled up and tele’d up and threatened me with tears. Can’t find me? Right behind you! He said with a grin. You think the story’s over but its ready to begin. MAG: One-lonely-tenno-I-be On-mercury-I-got-no-body Gotta grind those morphics just to get my stash, and a heavy unit’s coming trying to take my cash. PDG: NOW I GOT YOUR MORPHICS AND MOST OF YOUR MODS YOU GOT A COUPLE OPTIONS FOR WHAT YOU CAN DO, YOU CAN BUY A REVIVE, OR SHOW ME TO YOUR PODS. CAL:I said I got no pod, he started lookin at me harder I said I got none, you can suck a boltor! He hit me with the fist, he hit me with his gat, he put the seeker pistol to my back. So I think I’m done, Vor’s got my gun, it isn’t lookin good and Lotus says more will come. A heavy unit shows up and she’s ready to fight, I can hear the $#*(@ screamin’ TENNO IN MY SIGHT! MAG:One-lonely-tenno-I-be On-mercury-I-got-no-body Gotta grind those morphics just to get my stash, and a heavy unit’s coming trying to take my cash. CAL:Sittin there &!$$ed cuz he didn’t drop mats, level 30 now carrying noobs with Brats. Now Vor’s lookin at me like he seen me before, says come out and face me like a true warrior! I think, yeah yo, I know this goon, he wouldn’t drop morphics for my last toon. he said your warframe makes you slow and clumsy I said come on Captain Vor you a bit too sloppy. Fool tried to stab me, got the orthos to the eye. Lancers said Flank em out! and let 2 fly. the lancers said Bravo and I hit the door headshotted with my latron they don’t move no more. Vor put his shield up and said “protect your neck” I said eat an ulti Vor, you don’t get respect. You wanna come with it any time and place, and I’ll leave your &#! in Tolstoj with a scar on your face. I put him in the hole and all the bullS#&$ stopped. when the marines came to back him up, yea they got dropped. Vor had no shield, then I dropped my load, slash-dashed him in the face and the morphics flowed. MAG:One-lonely-tenno-I-be On-mercury-I-got-no-body Gotta grind those morphics just to get my stash, and a heavy unit’s coming trying to take my cash. One-lonely-tenno-I-be On-mercury-I-got-no-body Gotta grind those morphics just to get my stash, and a heavy unit’s coming trying to take my cash. If you don't know who Cypress Hill is... That's right, off the island, you miserable 90s babies. you know I'm a 90"s baby (well i was born in 1989 so yeah)and know what that is.. and yes i have seen never endeding story and starship toopers the first one is awesome doozy this is just great ... now I'm going back to being quiet on the forums Edited July 25, 2013 by Hyorogatx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin666 Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 In the next episode...Rhinoguido blasting this in his truck..with sloshed Trinity, Ember, and Ash screaming bloody murder at him, as they head for the beach at breakneck speed :o http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSgEL1wOd3A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirMalervk Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 I always saw Rhino more like macho-man Randy Savage than guido, funny either way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin666 Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 I always saw Rhino more like macho-man Randy Savage than guido, funny either way. Rhino is a strong instigator of T-Shirt Time. His character has been developed by Doozy84 as such over the course of this thread. Rhinoguido is here to stay man, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLI-fox Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 (edited) I can't help but think that Excalibur is the kinda guy who would imagine putting a warframe into a 2 story tall warframe to fight an equally tall 2 story golem. He just seems like a robot fanboy to me (what with his robocop thing) Edited July 26, 2013 by SLI-fox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doozy84 Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 Any Archer youtube clips are automatically fair game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLI-fox Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 in that case, Ash is Krieger http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7MSq20IMrQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ler110 Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 Ahhh the return of The one true Rhino in all the caps lock guido glory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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