Sixty5 Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Right, which is exactly when development was purported to have gone underground. The subsequent disappearance of Gabe Newell, in 2029, led to further rumors about the game's development secretly carrying on in a small studio located on an isolated island in the Pacific Ocean. Then there's the whole issue of the thousands of bottles, containing HL3 t-shirts, that washed ashore on several continents beginning in 2031... you mean in 2041... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLI-fox Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG3000 Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 (edited) Blue or Yellow? What a silly question. *prepares both kinds* Also, high-five everyone who replays half-life every time news about third pop up. Edited September 16, 2013 by GTG3000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StereoTypo Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 you mean in 2041...Sure... if you believe the government's "official reports". But we all know the earliest bottle was found in 2031 by Carl Fernandez, (on June 3rd, on Moonstone beach just outside of Cambria, CA), and the subsequent uproar his discovery caused led to massive social upheavals. The main consequence of which was the U.S. government's implementation of a massive censorship program to try and stem the tide of angry, confused gamers and their fanatical grandchildren. Don't believe everything you read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doozy84 Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ced23Ric Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Updated. As both a connoisseur and purveyor of the fine horizontal arts, I highly appreciated the outro of your recent addition. Chapeau. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACE6 Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 did you update it yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squaresphere Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 (edited) guys remember all story updates are in their own dedicated thread now That aside, nice to see Ban getting some screen time. Wonder how Ash is going to cheer up Ember. Edited September 16, 2013 by squaresphere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StereoTypo Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Boring.Hey, at least I am writing full, grammatically correct sentences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squaresphere Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Hey, at least I am writing full, grammatically correct sentences. Hey, I'm willing to write totally non topic related sentences too! Guess what, "ain't no Doozy got time for that!" Instead tell me why Ban would be interested in Nekros when there's prime Vauban meat hanging around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixty5 Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Hey, I'm willing to write totally non topic related sentences too! Guess what, "ain't no Doozy got time for that!" Instead tell me why Ban would be interested in Nekros when there's prime Vauban meat hanging around. Because Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuryEnder Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 No LokixBanshee? Okay. ._. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixty5 Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 No LokixBanshee? Okay. ._. trust me, I am just as dissapointed, buuuut.... I think I made that abundantly clear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuryEnder Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 trust me, I am just as dissapointed, buuuut....Ahh well. I guess we'll have to wait and see what Necros is like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squaresphere Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 I'm still waiting to see what Vauban is like, you know, other than being black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG3000 Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 He likes big butts and he can not lie. Well... I guess the first is true about everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishworshipper Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 He likes big butts and he can not lie. Well... I guess the first is true about everyone. I must be some sort of alien creature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixty5 Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 I must be some sort of alien creature. Shun the non-believer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RejectionOfFate Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Shun the non-believer This is no time to go to Candy Mountain, Charlie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixty5 Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 This is no time to go to Candy Mountain, Charlie. but butts..? He is mocking my Banshee, Ember and Nova with his lies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunmanRex Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Honestly, I thought Nova would hit it off with Vauban. Both being rather sophisticated frames. Now I guess Trin and Ban are stuck with the bottom of the barrel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixty5 Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Honestly, I thought Nova would hit it off with Vauban. Both being rather sophisticated frames. Now I guess Trin and Ban are stuck with the bottom of the barrel. Banshee is a strong independent woman, who would kick the &#! of anyone who messes with her. Except for Loki,. who she just beat at his own game. Smart and Tough. <3 Banshee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunmanRex Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Banshee is a strong independent woman, who would kick the &#! of anyone who messes with her. Except for Loki,. who she just beat at his own game. Smart and Tough. <3 Banshee. She quite the interesting frame, silence helps with stealth, allows for you to use Soma other loud weaponry without anyone giving a single crap. Then comes sonar, boy I got tons to say about that. Plus she has a badass crest. Makes her look like the Alien Queen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG3000 Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Shun the non-believer SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuryEnder Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Banshee is a strong independent woman, who would kick the &#! of anyone who messes with her. Except for Loki,. who she just beat at his own game. Smart and Tough. <3 Banshee. SHE'S A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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