(PSN)WINDMILEYNO Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 (edited) 20 minutes ago, (XB1)MK Ultra K11 said: *actually gives you decent brisket and Mac and cheese* Thanks *eats decent brisket and Mac and cheese while sighing in melancholy* Iv spent too much time in the feed back section, and now my face hurts from straining it too much Tell me: If you hypothetically were talking about a frame rework, hypothetically, and you said the rework was ok, but then listed a bunch of complaints about it while saying it was ok and then became offended when other people were really not happy with the rework, would you be not quite right in the head? Or am I the crazy one? *is sitting in mckdonalds chair talking to imaginary animals* Edited August 11, 2016 by (PS4)WINDMILEYNO Eats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted August 11, 2016 Author Share Posted August 11, 2016 1 minute ago, (PS4)WINDMILEYNO said: Thanks *eats decent brisket and Mac and cheese while sighing in melancholy* Iv spent too much time in the feed back section, and now my face hurts from straining it too much Tell me: If you hypothetically were talking about a frame rework, hypothetically, and you said the rework was ok, but then listed a bunch of complaints about it while saying it was ok and then became offended when other people were really not happy with the rework, would you be not quite right in the head? Or am I the crazy one? *is sitting in mckdonalds chair talking to imaginary animals* Uh....ok then. *pulls out radio* Metro we have an...issue at table 5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)makrisbrik Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 31 minutes ago, Skycook3y said: Do you serve books? If so I'll take a raw one please. Ah sure! Activates Nova's teleport, goes to Barnes and Noble and grabs the new "Harry Potter and the cursed child" book. Teleports back to MK Donalds and hand you the book. Ah duh! Forgot to ask you what book title you wanted? Are you gonna read it or eat it? MK!! I need a raise cause I work too hard. While Heskaroid just kills valkyrs and why do we even need a bouncer? And Spot just hides in the stock room. And how come Metro has a radio and I don't? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted August 11, 2016 Author Share Posted August 11, 2016 1 minute ago, (PS4)makrisbrik said: Ah sure! Activates Nova's teleport, goes to Barnes and Noble and grabs the new "Harry Potter and the cursed child" book. Teleports back to MK Donalds and hand you the book. Ah duh! Forgot to ask you what book title you wanted? Are you gonna read it or eat it? MK!! I need a raise cause I work too hard. While Heskaroid just kills valkyrs and why do we even need a bouncer? And Spot just hides in the stock room. And how come Metro has a radio and I don't? All right fine...metro brought it from home. What's spot doing in there anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsher Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 27 minutes ago, (PS4)makrisbrik said: Ah sure! Activates Nova's teleport, goes to Barnes and Noble and grabs the new "Harry Potter and the cursed child" book. Teleports back to MK Donalds and hand you the book. Ah duh! Forgot to ask you what book title you wanted? Are you gonna read it or eat it? MK!! I need a raise cause I work too hard. While Heskaroid just kills valkyrs and why do we even need a bouncer? And Spot just hides in the stock room. And how come Metro has a radio and I don't? Thanks *absorbs the book* Hmm, that doesn't suffice. Do you have a copy of the Necronomicon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heskaroid Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 BREAKIGN NEWS heskaroid was hospitalized after watching this video, his lungs are confirmed to be severely damaged: Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)makrisbrik Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 5 minutes ago, Skycook3y said: Thanks *absorbs the book* Hmm, that doesn't suffice. Do you have a copy of the Necronomicon? Necronomnomwhat? Okay, looked it up and yes they carry the HP Lovecraft book. Teleports and reappears with the book. Here you go, Sky! Gives you a plate of ME shepard pie on the house. ENJOY!! Do you watch Jeffrey Combs movies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 22 hours ago, (XB1)MK Ultra K11 said: You weren't supposed to drink that!!!! Your supposed to put it in your food!!! *Gets the anti poison* "Is it getting hot in here all of a sudden?" *takes clothes off* "I want ice cream. I'll go for a walk!" *crashes through the window and runs around the block* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphaPHENIX Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 (edited) This place serves fried kittens... ALRIGHT! THATS IT! I AM DONE! REPORTING YOU GUYS TO SPACE PETA!!! Edited August 12, 2016 by [DE]Taylor removed image with profanity :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted August 11, 2016 Author Share Posted August 11, 2016 18 hours ago, OverlordMcGeek said: "Is it getting hot in here all of a sudden?" *takes clothes off* "I want ice cream. I'll go for a walk!" *crashes through the window and runs around the block* What are you doing Wait!!! *chases holding the antidote* 18 hours ago, AlphaPHENIX said: This place serves fried kittens... ALRIGHT! THATS IT! I AM DONE! REPORTING YOU GUYS TO SPACE PETA!!! Uppercuts you through the ceiling on the way out. *ko* Metro put him in the freezer...with the others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidolon_Slayer Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 18 hours ago, AlphaPHENIX said: This place serves fried kittens... ALRIGHT! THATS IT! I AM DONE! REPORTING YOU GUYS TO SPACE PETA!!! It doesn't exist anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 (edited) 1 hour ago, (XB1)MK Ultra K11 said: What aw you doing Wait!!! *chases holding the antidote* Uppercuts you through the ceiling on the way out. *ko* Metro put him in the freezer...with the others. *tackle hugs you* You very good.*slurs speech* Love love...you can...stuck furniture... *squeezes you with all my strength* Edited August 11, 2016 by OverlordMcGeek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.corvon. Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 1 hour ago, (XB1)MK Ultra K11 said: Uppercuts you through the ceiling on the way out. *ko* Metro put him in the freezer...with the others. YES DARK L- boss! *snaps ap's neck with überfabulous combine prosthetic battle leg thingamaboop and drags him to the walk-in freeze, tossing him in and locking the 4in steel vault door behind* *walks to table 5 and flips it* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)sikk ii ghost Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 21 minutes ago, TheMetrocop said: YES DARK L- boss! *snaps ap's neck with überfabulous combine prosthetic battle leg thingamaboop and drags him to the walk-in freeze, tossing him in and locking the 4in steel vault door behind* *walks to table 5 and flips it* I still need my mostly dead rats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted August 11, 2016 Author Share Posted August 11, 2016 1 hour ago, OverlordMcGeek said: *tackle hugs you* You very good.*slurs speech* Love love...you can...stuck furniture... *squeezes you with all my strength* *is being crushed* *pulls out the antidote* Hey look more mystery drink!!! *starts waving it in front of your face* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Solargeo Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 (edited) 52 minutes ago, TheMetrocop said: YES DARK L- boss! *snaps ap's neck with überfabulous combine prosthetic battle leg thingamaboop and drags him to the walk-in freeze, tossing him in and locking the 4in steel vault door behind* *walks to table 5 and flips it* bad no flipping tables * disappears * * reappars* I just opened up a joint * disappears back to my place * Edited August 11, 2016 by (XB1)Solargeo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsher Posted August 11, 2016 Share Posted August 11, 2016 3 hours ago, (PS4)makrisbrik said: Necronomnomwhat? Okay, looked it up and yes they carry the HP Lovecraft book. Teleports and reappears with the book. Here you go, Sky! Gives you a plate of ME shepard pie on the house. ENJOY!! Do you watch Jeffrey Combs movies? *absorbs* thanks, do you also have the original by Abdul Alhazred? I'd like an original copy because I only have a 2nd edition copy in my library. *tries to eat the pie but can't because I have no mouth* No I don't watch his movies, should I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted August 12, 2016 Author Share Posted August 12, 2016 2 hours ago, (XB1)Solargeo said: bad no flipping tables * disappears * * reappars* I just opened up a joint * disappears back to my place * K, then. Strange way to teleport. *still struggling with McGeek* *waves antidote around* look more mystery drink!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)WINDMILEYNO Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 Looks at metro dragging a body behind the counter and a naked person struggling with the McDonald's manager on the sidewalk covered in broken glass Well this place is just fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.corvon. Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 8 hours ago, (PS4)makrisbrik said: deformed purple horse *takes out shotgun* chk-chk 19 minutes ago, (PS4)WINDMILEYNO said: Looks at metro dragging a body behind the counter and a naked person struggling with the McDonald's manager on the sidewalk covered in broken glass Well this place is just fine. *screams and without any cause bangs head against wall once and returns to dragging bodies into the freezer* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted August 12, 2016 Author Share Posted August 12, 2016 24 minutes ago, (PS4)WINDMILEYNO said: Looks at metro dragging a body behind the counter and a naked person struggling with the McDonald's manager on the sidewalk covered in broken glass Well this place is just fine. Its MKdonalds not Mcdonalds Get it right!!! *still struggling trying to make Mcgeek drink the antidote* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)WINDMILEYNO Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 7 minutes ago, TheMetrocop said: *takes out shotgun* chk-chk *screams and without any cause bangs head against wall once and returns to dragging bodies into the freezer* Hides under counter with last surviving Valkyr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphaPHENIX Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 11 hours ago, (XB1)MK Ultra K11 said: Uppercuts you through the ceiling on the way out. *ko* Metro put him in the freezer...with the others. If you are reading this message, then you have uppercutted a Poisonous Decoy and have 46 hours before the poison kills you. Side Note: There is no antidote, so good luck making one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted August 12, 2016 Author Share Posted August 12, 2016 44 minutes ago, AlphaPHENIX said: If you are reading this message, then you have uppercutted a Poisonous Decoy and have 46 hours before the poison kills you. Side Note: There is no antidote, so good luck making one. *reads message* *Think: This guys does know im immortal right?* Oh well *crumples up message and throws it in the trash* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heskaroid Posted August 12, 2016 Share Posted August 12, 2016 (edited) BREAKING NEWS our homicidal mesa reporter known only as heskaroid has being found dead in he....hi...their house, currently investigating the cause of death Edited August 12, 2016 by heskaroid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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