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      HOW TO: Claim Livestream Platinum Prizes   31/03/16

      Hello fellow Tenno! Decided to make this guide after receiving multiple private messages and seeing multiple threads on how to claim plat prizes during official Warframe streams. Please remember to refer to the images in the spoilers for more information. Please Note: To be entered into a Platinum give-away on the Warframe Twitch Channel, all you have to do is log into Twitch and watch the stream. Despite what you may see in chat, there is NO requirement to post anything in chat. 
      Step 1:
      If your Twitch name is called out on a official Warframe livestream (Xbox 1 @ 1 / PS4 @ 4 / Primetime / Devstream), you will need to message the Warframe channel with your in-game alias and the platform you play on (PC, XB1, or PS4). To send a message select the "gear" icon at the bottom left, just under the stream window:
      Step 2: 
      Once you have selected the gear icon as shown above, click "message" to open up the editor:
      Step 3:
      Send a nice message to DE with your in-game alias and the platform you play on. Once you've done that click "send":
      Step 4:
      Be patient, once the message has been sent all you need to do is wait patiently and give [DE] "Ember Prime Ginga Ninja" Megan time to dish out the goods. You should have your plat within 24 hours provided there are no emergency issues at DE. If you believe you have been forgotten and it has been 3-4 plat-less days, then it might be a good idea to contact [DE]Megan on the Forums for an update on the situation since no one likes having platinum in limbo.
      Step 5: 
      Enjoy your winnings, Tenno!     [written by Community Moderator / Senior Guide NovusNova]
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We Three Kings by John Henry Hopkins Jr.

We Three Frames of Planets Afar

Please look at the version with lyrics adjusted for music under the normal version =D

Image links are from the Warframe Wiki

Spoiler

We three frames of planets afar
Bearing plat from Maroo's Bazaar
[Flow] and [Forma]
[Transient Fortitude]
improving ability 

Oh, excavation, survival
Spy of stealthy ninja's might
Junctions leading
Quest completing
Bring us to your fearsome fight

Protector of Cetus's plain
We adorn a syandana
Focus farming ending not at all
advancing mastery

Oh, [Narrow Minded], [Constitution]
Use for a duration long
[Steel Fiber]
[Vitality]
Construct us the strongest frame

An [Orokin Catalyst] blue
Give your frame a reactor too
Level raising, prime part appraising
Watching the DE crew

Oh, [Maiming Strike] and [Body Count] be
Mods impossible to find
[Drifting Contact]
Substitution
For the mods that are OP

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We Three Frames of Planets Afar (lyrics adjusted for music)

("triplets" are in parenthesis)

Weee three fraaames of (pla-nets afar)
Beeear-ing plaaat from (Ma-roo's Ba)zaar
[Flooow] and [Fooor-ma]
[Traaan-sient (For-ti-tude)]
(im-pro-ving) abiii-li-tyyy 

Oooh, eeex-ca-vaaa-tion, suuur-vi-vaaal
Spyyy of steeeal-thy niiin-ja's miiight
Juuun-ctions leeead-ing
Queeest com-pleee-ting
Briiing us tooo your feeear-some fiiight

Prooo-tec-tooor of (Ce-tus-'s) plaaain
Weee a-dooorn a (sy-an-da)-naaa
Fooo-cus faaar-ming eeen-ding (not at all)
(ad-van-cing) maaa-ster-yyy

Oh, [Naaar-row Miiin-ded], [Cooon-sti-tuuu-tion]
Uuuse for aaa dur-aaa-tion looong
[Steeee-l Fiii-ber]
[Viii-ta-liii-ty]
Cooon-struct uuus the strooon-gest fraaame

Aaan [O-rooo-kin (Ca-ta-lyst)] blue
Giiive your fraaame a (re-ac-tor) too
Leee-vel raaai-sing, priiime part (a-pprais-ing)
(Wa-tching the) Dee E creeew

Oh, [Maaai-ming Striiike] and [Booo-dy Cooount] be
Mooods im-poooss-i-bleee to fiiind
[Driiif-ting Cooon-tact]
Suuub-sti-tuuu-tion
Fooor the mooods that aaare O-Ppp

 

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(Info at Bottom)

 

You know

Hydroid and

Gara and

Loki and

Rhino

 

Nidus and

Sayrn and

Valkyr and

Nova

 

But do you recall…

The most famous warframe of all

 

Mirage the illusionist

Always up to her tricks

She’s always up to no good

Especially with her eclipse

All of the other warframes

Used to laugh and call her lame

She was mainly made fun of

For having no prime warframe

 

Then one foggy Christmas day

Developers came to say

“Mirage on December 12th

You’ll get a prime just for yourself!”

 

 

Then how the warframes loved them

For his Mirage release

Mirage the illusionists

Will go down in history

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Original: Rudolph the Red-nosed reindeer

Writer: TyRox415

 

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Tigris roars. Based on Jingle Bells - James Lord Pierpont

Tigris roars, as well as Boars

Carnage all the way

Oh what fun it is to slay

Corpus every day....hey!

 

Ember Prime, she is so fine

And Rhino stomps the line

Oh the things that I could do

Just wielding an Anku

 

Infested at the front

Team mates at the rear

Let us go and kill them all

the end is very near

 

Oh....Tigris roars, as well as Boars

Carnage all the way

Oh what fun it is to slay

Corpus......every......daaaaaayyyyyyy!!!!!!!

 

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Argone Crystals (Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas - Judy Garland)

 

Spoiler

Farm yourself a lot of Argon Crystals
Let your mods be maxed
From now on,
your kubrow or kavat can find

Farm yourself a lot of Argon Crystals
Make the void be gay
From now on,
RNGesus will be miles away

Here we are, in the void we stay
Grinding all the way with hope
Tenno Friends who are dear to us
Suffer here with us once more..

It's been years We still have no crystals
how our fates grow worse
invite your friends and go through another void
And Farm yourself a lot of Argon Crystals now.

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Original song, Jingle Bells, written by James S. Pierpont

Maiming Strike

[Verse 1]
Spinning through the foe
So that I can get my pay
Not in sight a woe
Perish and make way

Striking with red crits
Winning instantly
Making Nef Anyo cry in heaps
Shaming him completely

[Chorus]
Maiming Strike, Maiming Strike
Maiming all the way
Oh what fun it is to strike
With the Atterax today, hey
Maiming Strike, Maiming Strike
Maiming all the way
Oh what fun it is to strike
With the Atterax today

[Verse 2]
A day or two ago
I couldn't one shot, see
And soon the Acolytes
Were sent for Alad V

I needed to hunt down
The Violence Acolyte
He was wearing a flashy gown
But fainted to our might

[Chorus]
Maiming Strike, Maiming Strike
Maiming all the way
Oh what fun it is to strike
With the Atterax today, hey
Maiming Strike, Maiming Strike
Maiming all the way
Oh what fun it is to strike
With the Atterax today

[Verse 3]
A day or two ago
The story I must tell
Of how I found the foe
After going through hell

My great clan offered help
And they didn't ask for pay
I thought about it saying "Welp!"
And "No" I couldn't say

[Chorus]
Maiming Strike, Maiming Strike
Maiming all the way
Oh what fun it is to strike
With the Atterax today, hey
Maiming Strike, Maiming Strike
Maiming all the way
Oh what fun it is to strike
With the Atterax today

[Verse 4]
Got it finally
The great melee mod
Picked it happily
Equipped it with a nod

With this beauty, I may
Commence my massacre
I can spin and slash away
One-shotting I am sure

[Chorus]
Maiming Strike, Maiming Strike
Maiming all the way
Oh what fun it is to strike
With the Atterax today, hey
Maiming Strike, Maiming Strike
Maiming all the way
Oh what fun it is to strike
With the Atterax today

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Jingle Bells - James Lord Pierpont
(Orokin Cells)



Fashion frame is all I know
Catch me flexing when I'm doing plague
I like to use Rhino
So can you use Ember today?
I'll supply Archwing's
To everyone in sight
Please don't stop to fish or mine
because I really need to farm tonight

OH!

Orokin Cells, Orokin Cells, how many will I need today?
Lotus called she said there's an alert for some Nitain, HEY!
Orokin Cells, Orokin Cells, Saturn I'll be on my way
Ran Phorid but he dropped a mod and I never found an array!

I might just use Nekros
Desecrate all kinds,
My Kubrow's ready to fight
He's right here by my side
We're trying to break the bank
I really need to make a lot
My arsenal is already full 
 My foundry says I need more slots

OH!

Orokin Cells, Orokin Cells, how many will I need today?
Lotus called she said there's an alert for some Nitain, HEY!
Orokin Cells, Orokin Cells, Saturn I'll be on my way
Ran Phorid but he dropped a mod and I never found an array!

Sometimes I use Limbo
I think I use him well
Some players getting choked
They say they cannot kill
But when they need revived 
There's nothing they can say
Cause in my rift I stay alive 
And my health will never go away

OH!

Orokin Cells, Orokin Cells, how many will I need today?
Lotus called she said there's an alert for some Nitain, HEY!
Orokin Cells, Orokin Cells, Saturn I'll be on my way
Ran Phorid but he dropped a mod and I never found an array!

This build will take all night
Can't wait till it is done
But something is not right
I'm missing all my funds
But that is just Warframe 
So much to do indeed
But since it is the holiday's
Make sure you get some sleep

OH!

Orokin Cells, Orokin Cells, how many will I need today?
Lotus called she said there's an alert for some Nitain, HEY!
Orokin Cells, Orokin Cells, Saturn I'll be on my way
Ran Phorid but he dropped a mod and I never found an array!
 

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Darvo the Corpus

(To the tune of “Frosty the Snowman” as recorded by Gene Autry)

Spoiler

Darvo the Corpus
Was a crafty merchant man
With his own pawn shop 
And a hat on top
And a Grineer pal named Clem.
 

Darvo the Corpus
Is a shady fence, they say,
But the Tenno know
If they’ve got the dough,
There’s a new deal every day.


There must have been some stolen gear
In that old locked cache he found
‘Cause when word got to the Grineer,
They began to hunt him down.

 

Oh, Darvo the Corpus
Had to hurry on his way,
He’ll be back around
When the heat dies down
With more deals for you each day.

 

 

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                                              The Twelve Days Of Christmas by Frederic Austin (original song).                                                                                                                                                               The Twelve Days Of Warframe by Me :)                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 On The First Day Of Christmas DE Gave To Me,                                                                                                                                                                          A Grakata In A Clem Tree.                                                                                                                                                                       On The Second Day Of Christmas DE Gave To Me,                                                                                                                                                 Two Thousand Endo, And A Grakata In A Clem Tree.                                                                                                                                                On The Third Day Of Christmas DE Gave To Me,                                                                                                                                          Three Sortie Missions, Two Thousand Endo And A Grakata In A Clem Tree.                                                                                                                        On The Fourth Day Of Christmas DE Gave To Me,                                                                                                                                   Four Fashion Frames, Three Sortie Missions, Two Thousand Endo And A Grakata In A Clem Tree.                                                                                        On The Fifth Day Of Christmas DE Gave To Me,                                                                                                                       Five Opticorsss, Four Fashion Frames, Three Sortie Missions, Two Thousand Endo And A Grakata In Clem Tree.                                                                               On The Sixth Day Of Cristmas DE Gave To Me,                                                                                                               Six Days Tell Baro, Five Opticorsss, Four Fashion Frames, Thee Sortie Missions, Two Thousand Endo And A Grakata In A Clem Tree.                                                         On The Seventh Day Of Chistmas DE Gave To Me,                                                                                    .      Seven Sentinels Singing, Six Days Tell Baro, Five Opticorsss, Four Fashion Frames, Three Sortie Missions, Two Thousand Endo And A                                                                                      Grakata In A Clem Tree.                                                                                                                                                                           On The Eighth Day Of Christmas DE Gave to Me,                                                                                          .  Eight Prodmen Proding, Seven Sentinels Singing, Six Days Tell Baro, Five Opticorsss, Four Fashion Frames, Three Sortie Missions, Two                                                                 Thousand Endo And A Grakata In A Clem Tree.                                                                                                                                                         On The Ninth Day Of Christmas DE Gave To Me,                                                                                             Nine Empty Conclaves, Eight Prodmen Proding, Seven Sentinels Singing, Six Days Tell Baro, Five Opticorsss, Four Fashion Frames, Three                                                   Sortie Missions, Two Thousand Endo And A Grakata In A Clem Tree.                                                                                                                                 On The Tenth Day Of Christmas DE Gave To Me,                                                                                              Ten Kubro Crikey, Nine Empty Conclaves, Eight Prodmen Proding, Seven Sentinels Singing, Six Days Tell Baro, Five Opticorsss, Four Fashion                                   Frames, Three Sortie Missions, Two Thousand Endo And A Grakata In A Clem Tree.                                                                                                                   On The Eleventh Day Of Christmas DE Gave To Me,                                                                                         Eleven Hours Of Grinding, Ten Kubro Crikey, Nine Empty Conclaves, Eight Prodmen Proding, Seven Sentinels Singing, Six Days Tell Baro,                     Five Opticorsss, Four Fashion Frames, Three Sortie Missions, Two Thousand Endo And A Grakata In A Clem Tree.                                                                                      On The Twelfth Day Of Christmas DE Gave To Me,                                                                                        Twelve Months No Umbra, Eleven Hours Of Grinding, Ten Kubro Crikey, Nine Empty Conclaves, Eight Prodmen Proding, Seven Sentinels Singing, Six Day Tell Baro, Five Opticorsss, Four Fashion Frames, Three Sortie Missions, Two Thousand Endo And A Grakata In A Clem Tree.                                                                             

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Loki's Knife song

Stab, Stab, Look whos here rap tap tap here comes Harrow Dance Dance until Octovia come Run run run who is going be its goddamn @(*()$ Loki

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the night before tenomas

twas the night befor tenomas, when all thro' the ship

not a creature was stirring, not even kuaka;

the stocking were hung by the engine with care,

in hope that St. Nicholas soon would be there; 

The teno were nestled all snug in their pods,

While visions of new shiny warframes danced in their heads

 

And Lotus in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap

Had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap-

When out on the ship there arose such a clatter

I sprang from the pod to see what was the matter.

Away to the window I flew like a flash,

Tore open the shutters, and threw up the sash.

the moon on the breast of the new fallen snow,

Gave the luster of mid-day to objects below;

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

But a miniature ship, and eight tiny kubrow,

With a little old driver, so lively and quick,

I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick 

More rapid than kavat his courser they came,

And he whistled and shouted, and call'd them by name

"Now! Fuffy, now! Sparky

now! Rose and Doge,

"On! Neo on! Noodles on!

Slobber and Chopper;

"To the top of the hull! To the

top of the wall!

"Now dash away! Dash away!

Dash away all!"

As dry leaves that before the

wild hurricane fly,

So up to the ship-top the coursers they flew,

With the ship full of toys-and St.Nicholas too:

And then in a twinkling, i heard on the hull

the diging and scratching of each little paw

As I drew in my head, and was turning around,

up the engine St. Nicholas came with a bound 

He was dress'd all in fur from head to his foot,

And his clothes were all tarnish'd with ashes and soot;

A bundle of toys was flung on his back,

And he look'd like a peddler just opening his pack:

His eyes-how they twinkled!

His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry;

His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,

And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow;

The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,

And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.

He was chubby and plump,a right jolly old elf,

And I laugh'd when I saw him spite of myself;

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head

Soon gave me nothing to dread.

He spoke not a word,but went straight to his work,

And fill'd all the stockings; then turn'd with a jerk,

And laying his finger aside of his nose

And giving a nod, down the engine he fell.

He sprung to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,

And away they all flew, like the down of a thistle:

But i heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight-

 

 Happy Tenomas to all, and to all a good night.  

 

 

 

ps this was all typed up on xbox one one letter at a time 

 

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Last Tenno (Last Christmas by Wham!)

 

Last Christmas,

I gave you my prime,
But the very next trade,
You sold it away,
This year,
To save me from tears,
I'm just keeping my platinum

Once Tenno and now I'm a girl,
I'm sitting with Ordis,
But you still Invite me, why?
Tell me Tenno,
Do you recognise me?
Well it's been a patch!
I've got my brand new prime!
(Merry Lotus!) I built it in Cetus!
With a DM saying "GiTGuD scrub" I meant it.
Now I know what a N00b I've been,
But if you traded now,
I Know i'd be N00b again
 

Last Christmas,

I gave you my prime,
But the very next trade,
You sold it away,
This year,
To save me from tears,
I'm just keeping my platinum

#tennowhamageddon

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 Jingle Bells (One Horse Open Sleigh) by James Lord Pierpont (via my memories of Barbara Streisand's Christmas collection)

Stug-er Balls (On the Plains of Eidolon) by Thorn Brier

 

Spoiler

 

[Verse 1]

Dashing through the grass

On the plains of Eidolon

O'er the fields we go

Slaying all the way (ho ho ho ho)

Bells and alarms ring

Making Grineer fright

What fun it is to glide and shing

A slaying song tonight

 

[Chorus]

Stug-er balls, Stug-er balls

Stug-er on and on

Oh what fun it is to goo

On the plains of Eidolon, hey

Stug-er balls, Stug-er balls

Stug-er on and on

Oh what fun it is to goo

On the plains of Eidolon

 

[Verse 2]

A day or two ago

I thought I'd take a slide

And soon, wisp Vomvalyst

Were gliding by my side

The blast was mean and stank

Misfortune seemed my lot

We got into a drifting fight

And then he got up shot (up shot?)

 

[Chorus]

Stug-er balls, Stug-er balls

Stug-er on and on

Oh what fun it is to goo

On the plains of Eidolon, hey

Stug-er balls, Stug-er balls

Stug-er on and on

Oh what fun it is to goo

On the plains of Eidolon

 

[Verse 3]

A day or two ago

The story I must tell

I went out on the lake

And on my back I fell

An ancient running by

On the plains of Eidolon

He roared as there I sprawling lie

But quickly blew away (That's stug for ya)

 

[Chorus]

Stug-er balls, Stug-er balls

Stug-er on and on

Oh what fun it is to goo

On the plains of Eidolon, hey

Stug-er balls, Stug-er balls

Stug-er on and on

Oh what fun it is to goo

On the plains of Eidolon

 

[Verse 4]

Now the ground is red

With all the blood I spilt

Take the Tyrs tonight

And sing this slaying song

Just get a Lure all charged

Tie it down to speed

Hitch him to a patch of grass

And crack his limbs with greed

 

[Chorus]

Ooooooh,

Stug-er balls, Stug-er balls

Stug-er on and on

Oh what fun it is to goo

On the plains of Eidolon, hey

Stug-er balls, Stug-er balls

Stug-er on and on

Oh what fun it is to goo

On the plains, of, Ei, do, looooon!

 

 

Edited by Thornbrier
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"Carol of the Bells" 

(composer Mykola Lentovych, lyrics by Peter j. Wilhousky)

 

"Carol of the Primes"

Hark! how the primes

Sweet shiny primes

All seem to say,

"Throw cares away."

Frost prime is here

Bringing good cheer

To Ash and Volt

Mag, Oberon

 

Exalted Blade

And Nova slow

With Valkyr’s cries

Enemies dies

One seems to hear

Banshee’s good cheer

From everywhere

Filling the air

 

Oh how they pound,

Raising the sound,

World is on fire,

In Aber’s lair,

Vauban’s Bastille

Trinity’s Link

Loki’s Decoy

Nyx’s Mind Control

Merry, merry, merry, merry Hall of Mirrors

Merry, merry, merry, merry Hall of Mirrors

 

On, Desecrate

On without end

Tentacle Swarm

To ev'ry home


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54 minutes ago, (Xbox One)NecroGaming0906 said:

                                              The Twelve Days Of Christmas by Frederic Austin (original song).                                                                                                                                                               The Twelve Days Of Warframe by Me :)                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 On The First Day Of Christmas DE Gave To Me,                                                                                                                                                                          A Grakata In A Clem Tree.                                                                                                                                                                       On The Second Day Of Christmas DE Gave To Me,                                                                                                                                                 Two Thousand Endo, And A Grakata In A Clem Tree.                                                                                                                                                On The Third Day Of Christmas DE Gave To Me,                                                                                                                                          Three Sortie Missions, Two Thousand Endo And A Grakata In A Clem Tree.                                                                                                                        On The Fourth Day Of Christmas DE Gave To Me,                                                                                                                                   Four Fashion Frames, Three Sortie Missions, Two Thousand Endo And A Grakata In A Clem Tree.                                                                                        On The Fifth Day Of Christmas DE Gave To Me,                                                                                                                       Five Opticorsss, Four Fashion Frames, Three Sortie Missions, Two Thousand Endo And A Grakata In Clem Tree.                                                                               On The Sixth Day Of Cristmas DE Gave To Me,                                                                                                               Six Days Tell Baro, Five Opticorsss, Four Fashion Frames, Thee Sortie Missions, Two Thousand Endo And A Grakata In A Clem Tree.                                                         On The Seventh Day Of Chistmas DE Gave To Me,                                                                                    .      Seven Sentinels Singing, Six Days Tell Baro, Five Opticorsss, Four Fashion Frames, Three Sortie Missions, Two Thousand Endo And A                                                                                      Grakata In A Clem Tree.                                                                                                                                                                           On The Eighth Day Of Christmas DE Gave to Me,                                                                                          .  Eight Prodmen Proding, Seven Sentinels Singing, Six Days Tell Baro, Five Opticorsss, Four Fashion Frames, Three Sortie Missions, Two                                                                 Thousand Endo And A Grakata In A Clem Tree.                                                                                                                                                         On The Ninth Day Of Christmas DE Gave To Me,                                                                                             Nine Empty Conclaves, Eight Prodmen Proding, Seven Sentinels Singing, Six Days Tell Baro, Five Opticorsss, Four Fashion Frames, Three                                                   Sortie Missions, Two Thousand Endo And A Grakata In A Clem Tree.                                                                                                                                 On The Tenth Day Of Christmas DE Gave To Me,                                                                                              Ten Kubro Crikey, Nine Empty Conclaves, Eight Prodmen Proding, Seven Sentinels Singing, Six Days Tell Baro, Five Opticorsss, Four Fashion                                   Frames, Three Sortie Missions, Two Thousand Endo And A Grakata In A Clem Tree.                                                                                                                   On The Eleventh Day Of Christmas DE Gave To Me,                                                                                         Eleven Hours Of Grinding, Ten Kubro Crikey, Nine Empty Conclaves, Eight Prodmen Proding, Seven Sentinels Singing, Six Days Tell Baro,                     Five Opticorsss, Four Fashion Frames, Three Sortie Missions, Two Thousand Endo And A Grakata In A Clem Tree.                                                                                      On The Twelfth Day Of Christmas DE Gave To Me,                                                                                        Twelve Months No Umbra, Eleven Hours Of Grinding, Ten Kubro Crikey, Nine Empty Conclaves, Eight Prodmen Proding, Seven Sentinels Singing, Six Day Tell Baro, Five Opticorsss, Four Fashion Frames, Three Sortie Missions, Two Thousand Endo And A Grakata In A Clem Tree.                                                                             

I tryed but it keeps going back to THIS :(

 

 

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5 minutes ago, (Xbox One)NecroGaming0906 said:

I tryed but it keeps going back to THIS :(

 

 

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Deck the Halls : by Thomas Oliphant (1862)

 

Deck the ship with new [Clem Noggles], Gra-ka ta ta ta ta ta ta!

Hate the corpus' Nullie Bubbles, Fa la la la la la la la!

 

 

Don we buy some new [Cosmetics] , Fa la la la la la la la la!

[Saryn]'s Vaulted where's the [Relics] , Fa la la la la la la la!

 

 

See [Hydroid]'s Access ends tomorrow , Fa la la la la la la la!

Joined a Raid thats full of [Harrow] , Trolo lo lo lo lo lo lo!

 

 

I can't wait for the new [Prime Access], Fa la la la la la la la!

Take my money no Excuses , Fa la la la la la la la!

 

 The Weather Systems got Updated , Fa la la la la la la la!

And i forgot that Plains Existed , Fa la la la la la la!

 

 

I got bored so I'm just Killing , Fa la la la la la la!

Space Mom told me Happy Hunting , Fa la la la la la la la

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Rudolph. the Red-Nosed Reindeer by Gene Autry

Spoiler

Nidus, the Infested Warframe

Nidus, the infested warframe
had a very shiny cyst
and if you ever met him
you would get one that grows

All of the other warframes
used to run and abort games
they never let poor Nidus
get any stacks to claim

Then one scary ODD
Stalker came to say:
"Nidus you killed Captain Vor
stay still and accept your death"

But as the Stalker killed him
he resurrected instantly
Nidus, the infested warframe
This is a good ability!
 

 

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Heya

Based on Snoopy's Christmas:

Spoiler

 

The news had come up in the Orbiter
A Fomorian ship was flying once more
Lotus and Teshin ignored all Corpus gains
And called on Tenno to do it again.

As it approached the relay, Pluto below
The Tenno went out in search of their foes
To build Disruptors, fiercely they fought
For Isotopes to bring the Grineer to naught.

Alerts call the Tenno forth
Waking from their Dreams
Seeking peace across the worlds
Solo or in Teams

The Fomorian had Orcus dead in its sights
With a fully charged Core for Vay Hek's delight
Why it didn't shoot, well, we'll never know
Or was it the call to all her Tenno.

Alerts call the Tenno forth
Waking from their Dreams
Seeking peace across the worlds
Solo or in Teams

For Grineer or Corpus, Tenno may choose
Whom to assist and thus who just might lose
The Tenno may know the reasons they fight
But each choice brings forth another relay's plight.

 

 

 

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Go away - (Based on original Jingle Bells)

Dashing through the squad,
With all my mates around,
Through hostiles going we
Laughing all the way.
There is no place to hide,
Some glitches come around,
Smoke smacks us into eyes,
Red dude has come to us!

Go away, go away, Stalker, go away!
Oh, what fun it is to hide when this guy goes insane!
Go away, go away, Stalker, go away!
Oh, what fun it is to hide when this guy goes insane!

A day or two ago, I killed Vay Hek and Vor,
And soon the Begemoth will join them in the Void;
The farm was safe and sound, everything was fine;
Red dude appeared one more time, and he wished me to die!

Go away, go away, Stalker, go away!
Oh, what fun it is to hide when this guy goes insane!
Go away, go away, Stalker, go away!
Oh, what fun it is to hide when this guy goes insane!

A day or two ago, I was farming polymeers
I heard some wierd noise on my back, here comes salty tear;
Red dude said me 'Hello; you was too naughty, man;
This must be stoped right now, you will not run away!'

Go away, go away, Stalker, go away!
Oh, what fun it is to hide when this guy goes insane!
Go away, go away, Stalker, go away!
Oh, what fun it is to hide when this guy goes insane!

And now I'm on my ship, as always gettin' chilled
But Ordis just broke calm, 'New letter in your mail!';
In cold sweat opened it, headline is question marks,
'Your actions are too bad, I'll see you soon, my chum'!

Go away, go away, Stalker, go away!
Oh, what fun it is to hide when this guy goes insane!
Go away, go away, Stalker, go away!
Oh, what fun it is to hide when this guy goes insane!

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The Babe in Bethlehem by Anonymous

The Babe in Reservoir

 

Spoiler

 

The Babe in Reservoir bed laid
In sleep heart so slow
By watchful Lotus is surveyed
Through all their dreams of woe

Ordis, Ordis
Now sing a Tenno's birth
All hail their coming back to earth
Who defends us from harm

A Tenno, villains all around
Fear, hear the wondrous word;
Let everyone hear the sound,
A Tenno, came for thou

For, not to sit on Queens' thrones
But honor to enjoy
Like the Beast of Bones
The enemy to destroy

Well may we sing the Tenno's birth
From the Second Dream awaken
And hail their coming down to earth
Ready for ninja action

 

 

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Carol of the bells, Mykola Leontovych.

Hope you like it and good luck to everybody!

Spoiler

Hey! Come and play
This little game
You will stay
The whole day

Kill the grineer
Corpus will scream
Infested are gone
My grind is done

Rap, rap, rap, tap
Said harrow's child
Don't even try
To make him cry

Fast will Volt go
Rhino just stomped
Ash teleports
Where is Wukong?

Oh, Octavia
Don't rickroll us
Banshee is prepared
Incoming Earthquake!

Ready to go
Wonderful job
Mission is done
Lotus is proud!

Happy, happy, happy, happy
hunting!
Happy, happy, happy, happy
hunting!

They stole my dream
My story
Now It's my turn
To know who I am

A War Within
Inside of me
No one to help
All by myself

Transference done
I am the Tenno
Young may I be
Not even weak

 

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For some reason my forum page is in French (and yes my browser is set to English) so this wasn't the easiest post to make. 

Original: Queen - Thank God It's Christmas

Edited:

[/spoiler]

Oh my love we've had our share of formas

Oh my clan we've had our orokin and gineer

Oh my clan it's been a long hard year

But now it's tennobaum Yes it's tennobaum

Thank lotus it's tennobaum

 

The lua and stars seem awful cold and bright

Let's hope the snow will make this tennobaum right

My clan the world will share this special night

Because it's tennobaum

Yes it's tennobaum

Thank lotus it's tennobaum

For one night

 

Thank lotus it's tennobaum yeah

Thank lotus it's tennobaum

Thank lotus it's tennobaum

Can it be tennobaum?

Let it be tennobaum

Ev'ry day

 

Oh my clan we've lived in troubled days

Oh my clan we have the strangest ways

All my allies on this one day of days

Thank lotus it's tennobaum

Yes it's tennobaum

Thank lotus it's tennobaum

For one day

 

Thank lotus it's tennobaum

Yes it's tennobaum

Thank lotus it's tennobaum Oooh yeah

Thank lotus it's tennobaum

Yes yes yes yes it's tennobaum

Thank lotus it's tennobaum

For one day

A very merry tennobaum to you all

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Deck the Halls (English lyrics by Thomas Oliphant original is a welsh folk song)


Deck the hall with blood and bodies,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
We're the system's antibodies,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Fill my health bar, drain their shields,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Fear the power Tenno Wield,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!

See the Grineer fall before us,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Smash the faces of the corpus.
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Follow me in gruesome pleasure,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
While I steal all Lotus' treasures,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!

Fast away the speed volt passes,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Time to dismember the masses,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Swinging, shooting all together,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
We are all birds of a feather,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!

We often try DE's Patience,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
And badly take out our frustration,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
We just want the game to excel,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Hope you are all doing real well,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
 

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In the tune of Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You]

"All We Want For Christmas Is Plat"

I don't want a lot for Christmas,

There is just one thing I need,

I don't care about the Forma,

That I need to make these things,

I just want a lot of Plat,

More than you could ever know,

Make our wish come true,

All we want for Christmas is plat~

Edited by ChaosJudicator

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You’re Disgusting, Alad V.

(Original: You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch, by  Theodor "Dr. Seuss" Geisel, Albert Hague, and  Thurl Ravenscroft)

 

Spoiler

You're disgusting, Alad V.
Your stench, it can’t be real
You're as useful the Heat Sword, you're as friendly as Red Veil, Alad V.
You're a Toxic Crawler with a weak Proto Shield!


 

You're a crackpot, Alad V.
Your heart is never whole
Your brain runs off neuroptics, your original was sold, Alad V.

Though I wouldn’t buy it, for a one-single-credit toll!

 

You're a vile one, Alad V.
You have infection running wild
You make us as elated as our Kubrow soaked in bile, Alad V.
Given a choice between the two of you I'd take my Kubrow soaked in bile!


 

You're pathetic, Alad V.
You're the lead at failing lots,
Your Zanuka’s a failed project and it shames all the robots, Alad V.

You’re a mass of failed viruses and robotic waste without a lover on lock!

 

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