(XBOX)hoppinpepper80 Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 (edited) 12 Days of Tennobaum On the first day of Tennobaum, my Lotus gave to me... Mirage Prime Access for free. On the second day of Tennobaum, my Lotus gave to me... 2 Riven mods and Mirage Prime Access for free. On the third day of Tennobaum, my Lotus gave to me... 3 Rhino stomps, 2 Riven mods and Mirage Prime Access for free. On the fourth day of Tennobaum, my Lotus gave to me... 4 Murkray Livers, 3 Rhino stomps, 2 Riven mods and Mirage Prime Access for free. On the fifth day of Tennobaum, my Lotus gave to me... 5 AXI RELICS!, 4 Murkray Livers, 3 Rhino stomps, 2 Riven mods and Mirage Prime Access for free. On the sixth day of Tennobaum, my Lotus gave to me.... 6 Cetus Wisps, 5 AXI RELICS!, 4 Murkray Livers, 3 Rhino stomps, 2 Riven mods and Mirage Prime Access for free. On the seventh day of Tennobaum, my Lotus gave to me... 7 Loki Decoys, 6 Cetus Wisps, 5 AXI RELICS!, 4 Murkray Livers, 3 Rhino stomps, 2 Riven mods and Mirage Prime Access for free. On the eighth day of Tennobaum, my Lotus gave to me... 8 Novas M-priming, 7 Loki Decoys, 6 Cetus Wisps, 5 AXI RELICS!, 4 Murkray Livers, 3 Rhino stomps, 2 Riven mods and Mirage Prime Access for free. On the ninth day of Tennobaum, my Lotus gave to me... 9 Saryns Molting, 8 Novas M-priming, 7 Loki Decoys, 6 Cetus Wisps, 5 AXI RELICS!, 4 Murkray Livers, 3 Rhino stomps, 2 Riven mods and Mirage Prime Access for free. On the tenth day of Tennobaum, my Lotus gave to me... 10 Kavats a leaping, 9 Saryns Molting, 8 Novas M-priming, 7 Loki Decoys, 6 Cetus Wisps, 5 AXI RELICS!, 4 Murkray Livers, 3 Rhino stomps, 2 Riven mods and Mirage Prime Access for free. On the eleventh day of Tennobaum, my Lotus gave to me... 11 Hydroids puddling, 10 Kavats a leaping, 9 Saryns Molting, 8 Novas M-priming, 7 Loki Decoys, 6 Cetus Wisps, 5 AXI RELICS!, 4 Murkray Livers, 3 Rhino stomps, 2 Riven mods and Mirage Prime Access for free. On the twelveth day of Tennobaum, my Lotus gave to me... 12 Stalkers stalking, 11 Hydroids puddling, 10 Kavats a leaping, 9 Saryns Molting, 8 Novas M-priming, 7 Loki Decoys, 6 Cetus Wisps, 5 AXI RELICS!, 4 Murkray Livers, 3 Rhino stomps, 2 Riven mods and Mirage Prime Access for free. Merry Christmas to all tenno! And to all tenno....Happy Hunting! -hoppinpepper80, Xbox One Edited December 22, 2017 by (XB1)hoppinpepper80 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lochesh Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 (edited) Original song is Räven raskar över isen, an old Swedish folksong. English lyrics here. It's actually an endless song, as long as you keep switching out certain parts. edit: adding spoilers tags to avoid scrolling. Spoiler Ghouls running in the plains Ghouls running in the plains Can we now, can we now Shoot them with our shotguns? This is how the shotguns reload, With a pull and a click to ease the go, So can we now, can we now, Shoot them with out shotguns? Ghouls running in the plains Ghouls running in the plains Can we now, can we now Cut them down with our swords? This is how you swing the sword, From left to right with a slice and dice So can we now, can we now, Cut them down with our swords? Ghouls running in the plains Ghouls running in the plains Can we now, can we now Somehow avoid their ugly faces? This is how they look like low and hold, Sacks of fat hanging in their molds So can we now, can we now, Avoid their ugly faces? Edited December 22, 2017 by Lochesh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)BuffaloFoxhound Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 "Rockin' around the Orbiter" Rockin' around the Orbiter At the farmin' party hop Resources hung where you can see Ev'ry rare one tries to drop Rockin' around the Orbiter Let the Manic's laughter ring Latter we'll have some Cetus time And we'll do some Eidoloning You will get an anticipating feeling When you hear Eidolon screaming "Take that volley Give us shards and Cores, oh golly" Rockin' around the Orbiter Have a happy foundry Ev'ryone making new prime frames In the new old Tenno way "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree" Composer: Johnny Marks Performer: Brenda Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)AuraLink1155 Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Snoopy’s Christmas by The Royal Guardsmen Tenno's Christmas O Tennobaum, O Tennobaum, Du kannst mir sehr gefallen!The news had come out in the Sol SystemThe twisted Stalker was hunting once more The Lotus sent a message to Ordis And called on Tenno to take up the task.Was the night before Christmas, -40 below When Tenno moved out in search of the foe He spied the Stalker, fiercely they fought With ice on his guns he knew he was done.Christmas bells those Christmas bells Ring out from the Liset Asking peace of all the system And good will to manThe Stalker had Tenno dead to rights He raised his sword, to deal the last blow Why he didn't strike, well, we'll never know Or was it the bells from the ships in the sky.Christmas bells those Christmas bells Ringing through the Liset Bringing peace to all the system And good will to manThe Stalker made Tenno flee to the VoidAnd forced him behind the Orokin lines Tenno was certain that this was the end When the Stalker cried out, "Merry Christmas, Tenno"The Stalker then offered a holiday toast And Tenno, our hero, saluted his host And then with a roar they were both on their way Each knowing they'd meet on some other planet.Christmas bells those Christmas bells Ringing through the Liset Bringing peace to all the system And good will to man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angrycatmeow Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 (edited) I wrote this along with Hiterog and MrmidBoss. edit: misspells Must Be Stalker ("Must be Santa", written by Hal Moore and Bill Fredericks) Спойлер Who's got a sword that's long and dark Stalker's got a sword that's long and dark Who comes around for a special mark Stalker comes around for a special mark Special mark, sword that's dark Must be Stalker Must be Stalker Must be Stalker, our edgelord Who drops Dread but not Despair Stalker drops Dread but not Despair Who hunts zero level warframe Stalker hunts zero level warframe Dread-only drop, hunts noob warframe Special mark, sword that's dark Must be Stalker Must be Stalker Must be Stalker, our edgelord Who's got a strange and warped face Stalker's got a strange and warped face Who whispers this way YOU CAN'T RUN Stalker whispers this way YOU CAN'T RUN YOU CAN'T RUN, warped face Dread-only drop, hunts noob warframe Special mark, sword that's dark Must be Stalker Must be Stalker Must be Stalker, our edgelord Who very soon will come our way Stalker very soon will come our way Six little acolytes pull his sleigh Stalker's little acolytes pull his sleigh Acolytes sleigh, come our way YOU CAN'T RUN, warped face Dread-only drop, hunts noob warframe Special mark, sword that's dark Must be Stalker Must be Stalker Must be Stalker, our edgelord Torment, Angst and Malice Mania, Misery and Violence Acolytes sleigh, come our way YOU CAN'T RUN, warped face Dread-only drop, hunts noob warframe Special mark, sword that's dark Must be Stalker Must be Stalker Must be Stalker, our edgelord Edited December 22, 2017 by angrycatmeow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanegrain62 Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Inspired by "What Child Is This?" since it isn't a original carol, it's probably disqualified as I've only taken inspiration from it and doesn't follow the original at all, that or I took in the wordings poorly. Title : "Tenno left aloof" Tenno left aloof With the void watching Brief for themselves Awaited by all Heedless to the wake around Anewed as children of the void Guided by the orokin To fend worry from the tenno By the powerful and praised Stowed dangers away Acts condoned for room Silence followed through The calm roused for more The judgement by the orokin came A twist in beliefs The tenno a chance Halls chant by day Overcome the fright by the void As tenno rose along the void By the guiding world around Surrounded by the orokin The dax held near Barring the risk To joy their gifts .... Tenno left aloof They drift as they do A void within them Waiting for a cause Left loned, strayed from all Taken under by one and cared A aid from the lotus to the tenno As all else before fall Gleamed and shone over their world Theirs to savour and hold a choice From their rest to their waking action Spirited past are left to inspire An aspiration for the tenno to continue Swift acts by the tenno Followed by praise and left aloof once more As the lotus and supporters are to guard Once taken to have rest as frayed they are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoomBaton Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Original Song: Deck the Halls Load your Arsenal Load your arsenal with rows of rifles,Gra, ka, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta!'Tis the season to be grindy,Gra, ka, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta!Farm your resources, drain the Kuva,Gra, ka, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta!Play an ancient Orokin Song,Gra, ka, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta!See the never-ending Forma before us,Gra, ka, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta!Slash the infested and crush the Corpus.Gra, ka, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta!Follow the Lotus on many adventures,Gra, ka, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta!While Clem sings of his favorite guns,Gra, ka, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta!Quickly the max-strength Volt passes,Gra, ka, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta!Hail the 26 million registered losers!Gra, ka, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta!Farming and slaughtering all together,Gra, ka, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta!Wary of all the Nullifiers,Gra, ka, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Bacon4361 Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Grakata (Jingle Bells - James Lord Pierpoint) Grinding stuff on Lith Like holly, jolly gifts Through the Plains we go Catching lots of fish. (Ah ha ha ha) None were even large As night begins to barge A giant sentient creature Will fight to be in charge! (Oh) Grakata, Grakata. Clem comes along the way. Take out 2, begin to shoot, and you will start to slay (hey). Grakata, Grakata Clem comes along the way. Talk to Darvo, get his deals, and have a jolly day. A day or two ago I waited on build time And soon, great bucket prime Was with me at my side, The chat was spam and pranks Misfortune for the few Who actually went and fell for one And a chat ban ensued. (owo) Grakata, Grakata. Clem comes along the way. Take out 2, begin to shoot, and you will start to slay (hey). Grakata, Grakata Clem comes along the way. Talk to Darvo, get his deals, and have a jolly day. A while long ago, This tale that I should tell I went and found Darvo, And mystery set abound; A quest was standing by In a heartbeat followed way, To save a friend by the name of Clem, And help him get his way. (Oh) Grakata, Grakata. Clem comes along the way. Take out 2, begin to shoot, and you will start to slay (hey). Grakata, Grakata Clem comes along the way. Talk to Darvo, get his deals, and have a jolly day Now the ground is red All the enemies are dead, Take the loot you find And then go grind for more; Just get a Grakata Two just to be sure And set out for a void fissure 'Cause who knows what's in store (Oh) Grakata, Grakata. Clem comes along the way. Take out 2, begin to shoot, and you will start to slay (hey). Grakata, Grakata Clem comes along the way. Talk to Darvo, get his deals, and have a jolly day. (Clem!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hantares Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Hope i'm still in time Title: Wait is over, based on Happy Xmas (War is over) from John Lennon So here comes Baro And what has he brought The two weeks are over We gather by his spot And so here comes Baro In a bit the relay Will fill up with Tennos Looking for a good trade A very merry Christmas And in this day of cheer We fight off our enemies Without any fear And so here comes Baro With Prime mods and skins Or beacons for stalker Came to punish our sins And so happy Christmas To Lotus and Clem To Tenshin and Ordis Now go paint the plains red A very merry Christmas And in this day of cheer We fight off our enemies Without any fear So here comes Baro I loo at the time I gathered my ducats Selling all double primes And so here comes Baro The thing that i need Is a glittering prime grate To put in my ship A very merry Christmas And in this day of cheer We fight off our enemies Without any fear Wait is over, Baro Ki'Teer Has arrived, now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingWolby Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 This one is rather short and sweet, but I wrote this for our community with love to the tune of 'Let It Snow' Too bad we don't have Dean Martin to belt it out, but we can all pretend, right/ :) Oh the acolytes outside are frightful! and the lotus is so insightful! To find 'em we gotta roam Send 'em Home, Send 'em home, Send 'em home! Oh the mods show no signs of droppin' but me and the boys ain't stoppin' The rates are turned way down low Send 'em ho~me, Send 'em home When we finally find this 'lyte We'll take out the desciple of war! But if the RNG is really right All of my damage will be soar Ac 'lyte is slowly dyin' And our dps, it's still flyin' So as long as they're gonna sho~w Send 'em home, Send 'em home, Send 'em home! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruveniene Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 (edited) O' Holy Night in the version of Glee, sung by Rachel Berry O' Hear the Call VERSE 1 In the days of yore, The TennoS have been born The orphaned ones, Have became our greatest hope. VERSE 2 But false was the hands, Of greed and selfish blood, Such hopeless race, Have compelled the children's wits. BRIDGE The sleepless night, The remnants of the old war, The scattered plague, The bleed will never cease. CHORUS Soar... The tennoS' pride, The brightest heart of all, O' Hear... The call, O' Hear, the Lotus' voice, O' fear... Not death, Though hope, Tho~ugh hope is faint. VERSE 3 In the midst of fear, There sprung a field of roses, Margulis' fate, Shall it be not worthless death. VERSE 4 With Lotus' shield and guide, The tennoS strive with keen blades, A Mother's love, Is the strongest force of all BRIDGE The power of Void, A strength that moves the mountains, A way of light, The children found their fire (The tennoS found the fire!) [CHORUS] Though hope is faint . . . Participants (PC) : Ruveniene Gypsby Edited December 22, 2017 by Ruveniene Just a little bit of finishing touch :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nagitana Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 (edited) "Praise Be to Prime!" (Joy to the World, Handel) Lyrics: Spoiler Praise be to Prime! Where gold is found Our foes in glory fall! Our bullets and our arrows, our blades and our bows, We cover our guns in wealth! We cover our guns in wealth! We cover, we cover our guns in wealth! Praise be to Prime! Our joys abound The System sings "Rejoice"! Grineer and Corpus, Corrupted and Infested, We'll tear these monsters down! We'll tear these monsters down! We'll tear, we'll tear these monsters down! Gifts from the past! Our power crowned The secrets of the Void! No foe can withstand the force of Prime! They fall to gilded rounds! They fall to gilded rounds! They fall, they fall to gilded rounds! Come Tenno let our song rebound We shine like stars of gold! Our sentinels and weapons, abilities and frames, Command all those around! Command all those around! Command, command all those around! Sheet Music: Spoiler Edited December 22, 2017 by Nagitana Blech, can't do BB code. XP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)GrandisSupernus Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 (edited) Spoiler We the Tenno We the youth of Zariman are Gun and blade we travel the stars wake from stasis, Skana stainless balance to bring afar Whoa-ohh, join the Lotus, join the fight let the Corpus feel your might Ash Blade Storming, Rhino Roaring fight for what you think is right Armed with Galatine and Braton come aboard a lone Galleon bleeding Lancers, slaying faster until the fight is won Whoa-ohh, join the Lotus, join the fight let the Stalker feel your might Frost Snow Globing, Volt Discharging fight for what you think is right Scout the Void for weapons and Primes up the Mastery Rank to climb seeking treasure, equal measure with healing the solar system Whoa-ohh, join the Lotus, join the fight let the Tubemen feel your might Nyx Absorbing, Saryn Sporing fight for what you think is right Opening a relic again Saryn parts to locate within Excavation expedition more relics to expend Whoa-ohh, join the Lotus, join the fight let the Stalker feel your might Vauban Bastilling, Chroma Screaming fight for what you think is right Living with our forgotten sin The Stalker comes to remind us again death the reason, charged with treason for slaying the Orokin Whoooooaaaaa-ooohhh... Join the Lotus, join the fight let the system feel your might Vay Hek scheming, Cetus freeing fight for what you think is right fight for what you think is riiiiiight Based on John Henry Hopkin's "We Three Kings", 1857. Enjoy, Tenno! Edited December 22, 2017 by (PS4)GrandisSupernus missing info 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)ZOMB13_ROADKI11 Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Jingle bells by James lord pierpont flying through cosmos with your squad just on your way and the stalker try’s to kill you all on Christmas Day OH! Run and fight run and fight The stalkers coming tonite Run and fight run and fight He’s coming for your lives Oh! Run and fight run and fight you were marked but why Run and fight run and fight Abilities are nullified Run and fight run and fight If your new you’ll probably die Run and fight run and fight If you win you’ll get a prize Acolytes are back we all know that’s a fact We all hoping to get argon scopes Or maiming strikes from that OH hack and slash hack and slash Excaliburs good for that Hack and slash hack and slash In one room you will be trapped hack and slash hack and slash if you slow down it’s a wrap Hack and slash hack and slash Because no Tenno wants that Hope everyone enjoys the holidays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Testostzzet Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 (edited) Almost forgot about this! The Holidays got away from me, so I'm sneaking in right before closing. Wanted to actually do a recording of it, maybe I'll make a joke thread a little later with one. Watch Out for Hemacytes (To the tune of Baby It's Cold Outside- The Tom Jones and Cerys Matthews version, of course.) ----------------------------- Lets go to the Plains -- But dude, there's Hemacytes I hear they'll add rain -- Watch out for Hemacytes This Friday has been -- Squad's open, just drop on in So long and dull -- I'll queue us up, to bash some skulls Our space mom will give instruction -- Boy, she sure loves destruction Though Ordis will be pacing the floor -- If he had his legs, anymore! So lets skip the introduction -- I'm so glad that's a function Hey, what the hell's the deal with Vor? -- That's what future updates are for! Welp, I'm totally lost -- The waypoint says over there I should have brought Frost -- But, there's Infested everywhere I wish I knew how -- Just try not to die for now You play so well -- I'm not the one, who brought the Knell! Don't worry 'bout me, just protect the drone -- Why did you run off alone? I'm not dying without a fight -- You really need to farm for Life Strike Why can't I revive? -- I think that you ran out! (Both) Oh crap, the Hemacyte! ["This is What You Are" played by saucy woodwind band goes here] Lets try again -- But dude, the Hemacytes I think we can win -- Remember the Hemacytes I've built some more gear -- The Paris won't help you here Lets give it a go -- Bring something other than Aklato! The Cestra is underrated -- You know there's a reason it's hated I need to use the Panthera more -- I'm not peeling you off the floor If the Pyrana just wasn't gated -- Oh, tell me I'm being baited I guess I'll just equip the Boar! -- Please just spend plat in the store! Don't queue up Free Roam -- But the event's not going anywhere Say, gift me a Kohm -- We can level just about anywhere I don't want to grind -- We have over a week to decide Just play with meeee -- Getting gud is not just a meme! I've got things to do tomorrow -- I'll equip my minmaxed Harrow The timing of this all is too tight -- I think now that we'll be alright Lets head to the Plains -- I'll pull all the stops out (At the same time:) And watch out for -- And solo the Heeeeeee Maaaaaaa Cyyyyyyytes! Edited December 22, 2017 by Tavanaka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devininja Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 It’s beginning to Look a Lot Like Ninjas (Based on It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas by Perry Como) It’s beginning to look a lot like ninjas Everywhere in space Take a look at the Volt and Ash Having themselves a bash With guns and swords inside a Corpus base It’s beginning to look a lot like ninjas Joy throughout the stars But what makes every Tenno glad Is the loot that’s to be had on Planets near and far Robotic body decor and more credits galore Is the wish of Vay Hek and Nef Dogs that are cute and grakatas that shoot is the hope of Lotus and Clem (Clem.) And everyone can hardly wait ‘til Baro comes again It’s beginning to look a lot like ninjas Everywhere in space Now there’s a tree in the dojo hall Wreaths all along the wall As Tenno try to festivize their place It’s beginning to look a lot like ninjas Soon the mission starts And as soon as the mission ends They all run it once again For the grind and farm (Instrumental) Robotic body decor and more credits galore Is the wish of Vay Hek and Nef Dogs that are cute and grakatas that shoot is the hope of Lotus and Clem (Clem!) And everyone can hardly wait ‘til Baro comes again It’s beginning to look a lot like ninjas Everywhere you see And there’s infinite things to do So come be a ninja too ‘Cause ninjas play free (CLEM!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)TangoFighter Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Hey guys, just wanted to submit the winning carol! Twas the night before Tennobaum: The night before Tennobaum, when all through the dojo Not a creature was stirring, not even a Kubrow. The Sobek was hung in the arsenal with care, In hopes that the Stalker soon would be there. While the Helminth Charger was snug in the incubator, I modded my Soma with a brand new Potato, I looked up the stats and selected my mods But I started to think that the silence seemed odd. When the lotus announced a new alert marked , I sprang to the from the lander as I disembarked. Away through the map I flew like a flash, Tore though the infested with my maxed out Ash. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a huge firefight, wait, is that a Grineer? With dual Grakatas, he tore right through them, I knew in a moment it had to be Clem. With a hailstorm of bullets and his mask at an angle, Pieces of enemy started to dangle. He ran in circles, as he went to his work, Reloaded his dual wielded gats with a jerk. As blood ran the color of wet terracota , He said just two words: Clem, Grakata! He sprang to a ledge, as he shouted his name, And he ran to a tunnel all filled with flame. But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he ran out of sight, "Clem, Clem, Clem! Man that dude ain't right" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LamJjay Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 So this is a carol for Winter Wonderland, k just trying my luck, hope you guys like it :) Fashion Frame, put on your best bling Ordis just, please stop talking Just aim down the sights, let’s hunt Acolytes Space ninjas bullet jumping through the galaxies Giving away Ignis Wraith blueprints Rushing builds in the foundry Don’t trip the alarm, let’s all get some farm Space Ninjas bullet jumping through the galaxies In the Cetus we can catch some fishes Don’t forget that we have an actual life We say, “Support DE” I'll say, “Sure, man” Build some Formas through the app when out of town Choice of sword? That’s the Mire Syandana? Favs the Pyra Destroy kuva braids, for our nth Riven rolls Space ninjas bullet jumping through the galaxies Space ninjas bullet jumping through the galaxies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguinbuddy91 Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 "Grandma got run over by a reindeer" Vey Hek did a bad thing to us Tenno Firing a fomorian on Christmas Eve Usually it's peaceful during Christmas But ugly Turkey face didn't believe. I watched all the people evacuate. They just barely made it out. Lotus wasn't very pleased when we found out we lost 4 relays not just 1. And so she then asked us for volunteers. To kill the one responsible. I added myself to list immediately. Because Baro was suppose be in Vesper. Vek Hek literally asked us to go kill him. Firing a formorian on Christmas Eve. 90% percent of us are really angry. But the heartless 10% shouted for science! As we stand on the stage Vek Hek is on He just laughed and poisoned us Too bad for him it was only temporary Because Trinity is goddess incarnate Next he made a silly puzzle Made me wonder what they do Because it looked like they were locked out Since the door didn't open for me or them too Vey Hek keeps name calling us insects Bragging about his formorian Christmas Eve I don’t think he is really observant As we just stole one under his dumb nose Now we’re near his exact location To fight the final battle tonight If we can get this done soon I can go and see where is Darvo tonight I can’t believe what I am seeing But he’s just done it 3 more times Why would you stand on fire when we turn the oven on and it burns your &#!? Vek Hek burned alive by all of us Tenno He fired a fomorian this Christmas Eve. Sucks to be him for dying at Christmas. But well don't mess with Tenno, I do believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RenNishi Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 The Twelve Prime Accesses (…that can be accounted for…) On the first time of Prime Access The Devs gave to me: An Excalibur Prime Fee On the second time of Prime Access The Devs gave to me: 2 Frosty Prime Frames And an Excalibur Prime Fee On the third time of Prime Access The Devs gave to me: 3 Mag Primes 2 Frosty Prime Frames And an Excalibur Prime Fee On the fourth time of Prime Access The Devs gave to me: 4 Fiery Frames 3 Mag Primes 2 Frosty Prime Frames And an Excalibur Prime Fee On the fifth Prime Access The Devs gave to me: 5 Rammin’ Primes 4 Fiery Frames 3 Mag Primes 2 Frosty Prime Frames And an Excalibur Prime Fee On the sixth Prime Access The Devs gave to me: 6 Golden Lokis 5 Rammin’ Primes 4 Fiery Frames 3 Mag Primes 2 Frosty Prime Frames And an Excalibur Prime Fee On the seventh Prime Access The Devs gave to me: 7 Nyxs Priming 6 Golden Lokis 5 Rammin’ Primes 4 Fiery Frames 3 Mag Primes 2 Frosty Prime Frames And an Excalibur Prime Fee On the eight Prime Access The Devs gave to me: 8 Nova’s Matter 7 Nyxs Priming 6 Golden Lokis 5 Rammin’ Primes 4 Fiery Frames 3 Mag Primes 2 Frosty Prime Frames And an Excalibur Prime Fee On the ninth Prime Access The Devs gave to me: 9 Lightnin’ Volt primes 8 Nova’s Matter 7 Nyxs Priming 6 Golden Lokis 5 Rammin’ Primes 4 Fiery Frames 3 Mag Primes 2 Frosty Prime Frames And an Excalibur Prime Fee On the tenth Prime Access The Devs gave to me: 10 Stalkin’ Ashes 9 Lightnin’ Volt primes 8 Nova’s Matter 7 Nyxs Priming 6 Golden Lokis 5 Rammin’ Primes 4 Fiery Frames 3 Mag Primes 2 Frosty Prime Frames And an Excalibur Prime Fee On the eleventh Prime Access The Devs gave to me: 11 Tri-Healers 10 Stalkin’ Ashes 9 Lightnin’ Volt primes 8 Nova’s Matter 7 Nyxs Priming 6 Golden Lokis 5 Rammin’ Primes 4 Fiery Frames 3 Mag Primes 2 Frosty Prime Frames And an Excalibur Prime Fee On the twelfth Prime Access The Devs gave to me: 12 Saryn Cancers 11 Tri-Healers 10 Stalkin’ Ashes 9 Lightnin’ Volt primes 8 Nova’s Matter 7 Nyxs Priming 6 Golden Lokis 5 Rammin’ Primes 4 Fiery Frames 3 Mag Primes 2 Frosty Prime Frames And an Excalibur Prime Fee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[DE]Helen Posted January 5, 2018 Author Share Posted January 5, 2018 Hey Tenno, Thank you for participating. We had over 1,000 submissions! It was a pleasure to read your lyrics and listen to your recordings. As always, you blew us away with your wit, humour, and creativity. It was not easy to select winners - there were so many great entries! Nevertheless, we have chosen the top 5. Their names are listed below! Winners: Spoiler KrashOmnis - Hark! The Herald Rhino Stomps Salasay - We Warframes shabudua - Darvo the Corpus (XB1)Rylik Crisp - Hunhow is Coming from Tau (PS4)Imhokh - Petite maman Lotus Honorable Mentions: Spoiler Zephyer01 - A Warframe Song -Ran- - We, the Tenno The_Cobalt - Dashing through the Plains Esplodin - Do You Hear What I Grineer? Egane - It's Smashed to Bits Solana-Tuberosa - Frohd meed you greedy, Corpusmen Nagitana - Praise Be to Prime! Epicmonk117b - Dashing Through the Plains Thanks again for sharing your creativity with us. Your lyrics played in my head every time I heard a Christmas carol this season! It made singing Christmas carols that much better. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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