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The Night the Tenno Went Crazy

Original Music:

The Night Santa Went Crazy by Wierd Al Yanchovic Link

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Down in the Foundry, all the 'Frames were crafting guns
From the resources gained, from the missions they had won
When Ordis chimed in, he annoyed them half to death
We all wanted him dead, like the ending of Macbeth
Though he lacked a real body, he was always nearby
Like the buzzing whine of an old common housefly
And we plugged up our ears, as again he called out:
"Operator? Ordis wonders... what are you thinking about?"

The night the Tenno went crazy
The night the 'Frames went insane
Opened options and turned off all volume
So we'd never have to hear him again

Now we're down on a mission, you can still hear the gunshots
Leaving behind a trail, of bodies and robots
But we murdered the capture, and said screw the hostage
This is exterminate now, cut 'em up into sausage!
We killed Jackal and Ambulas with a flash of Nikanas
And Vay Hek went down in a storm of Grakatas
And we picked up an Ignis and barbequed Phorid
Said the corpse looked like Vor and probably tasted as horrid!

The night the Tenno went crazy
The night Operators went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the Relay
Without steppin' in grineer guts

There's a Red Veil squad and Cephalon Suda's eye
There's a van from the Ostrem News
And zorencopters circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Tenno, why?
My my my my my my
Why's RNG really bad tonight?

Yes there Lotus, the kids grew up and moved on
Grew tired of the secrets of their Sentient mom
From the start of Vor's Prize, to the end of War Within
We slaughtered our enemies, and we'll do it again!
So now Lech Kril's in therapy and Regor's still nervous
But Lephantis got bugged and now needs to be serviced
And they say old Natah, shes on the phone every night
With Hunhow, who's asking if she's alright

They're talkin' bout - the night the Tenno went crazy
The night the player base flipped
I'll get a tractor if I want farming
Sounds to me like we were tired of gettin' gypped

Woah, the night the Tenno went crazy
The night we all went insane
All we wanted - was that one drop
Now I'd rather just Alt+F4 this game.
Wo, Now i really wanna ragequit this game
Tell ya, gonna hit the forums... and complain

 

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Who Spiked The Eggnog - Straight No Chaser

It was Tennobaum Eve... My friends were all in Cetus...
We were singing Tenno carols as the sun was falling down.
And I don't know for certain, how it happened or who's to blame...
But someone at party... oughta be ashamed...

Ordis, who, who spiked the Eggnog? I know the culprit is here!
Who, who brought the Grooze to Tennobaum this year?!
(Who spiked the Eggnog?!)

Ordis, who, who spiked the Eggnog? It smells like Grofit in here!
Who, who snuck it in? We're gonna feel it tomorrow I fear!
(Groans)
The first shot went off easy, the second one nice and smooth...
By the third my Peacemaker was spinnin' around, and that's when I got the clue!
Ordis, who, who spiked the Eggnog? Come out and show your face!
Who, who brought the sauce? Look out, I'm on the case!

(Hey, was it Banshee?!)
With a flask of Brandy?
(Gara?)
She was by the Bar-a.
(What about Mag?)
She was all alone!
(Hey, I saw Nyx with a bottle in her hand!)

Ordis, who, who spiked the Eggnog? They've all got guilty sensors!
Who's, who's got the Grog? It's gotta be one of these guys!

(More Eggnog!)

Loki and Ivara were sneakin around, Nekros looked guilty to me...
Harrow's curled up on the couch...
(Might've been Volt...)
(Coulda been Volt...)
(Probably was Volt...)
(Must've been Volt...)
(Volt, Volt, Volt, Volt!)

Hey, don't look at me! I just got here!

Ordis, who, who spiked the Eggnog? I know the Culprit is here!
Who, who's been hiding the hooch at Tennobaum this year?!
(We love the Eggnog!)

Ordis, who spiked the Eggnog? Tell me, tell me, who could it be?

Hmm, this is pretty good stuff..!

Who knows, it could've been me?!

(You?!)

YEAH...

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TENNO IN WARFRAME

(frosty the snow man by Walter E Rollins and Steve Nelson)

Tenno in warframe

were some jolly happy souls

with a rhino ,mag and a nova, nyx

and a frost that could make snow

 

tenno in warframe

need to save their race they say

with some hikou stars and a dark split sword

they bullet jumped on their way

 

there must have been some puncture 

in that dread bow that they used

for when they shot them in the head

they began to flail away

 

oh tenno in warframe

were questing older frames you see

its the prime version from the orkin days

with more power for you and me

 

tenno in warframe

 knew attacks were from the sky

so they archwinged up

and flew up high

so they could win that day

 

Down to the ground with victory in sight

shooting here and there, even in the air

sayin, your coming down tonight

 

we fought through ships to try and win

when doors were suddenly locked

we were only stuck a moment when we used a cipher

ALL RIGHT!

 

bullet jump, throw, slash 

bullet jump, shoot, slash

look at tenno go

bullet jump , throw, slash

bullet jump, shoot slash

over the plains you know

 

tenno in warframe

were some jolly happy souls

with a rhino,mag and a nova, nyx 

and a frost that can make snow

 

tenno in warframe

had to go explore the plains

so they mined some gems , and speared some fish

then went back to Cetus for pay.

 

 

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Welp guess it's my turn: (Be Mercyful i'm not good at these, i just wanted to have some fun :3)

Jingle Bells by Kenny Chesney

Tenno Bells

 

Spoiler

 

Tenno bells, tenno bells, ringing all the way
oh what fun it is to ride in a giant goddamn space ship

Tenno bells, tenno bells, ringing all the way
oh what fun it is to ride in a giant goddamn space ship.

Dashing throught the stars
in a giant space ship
On Cetus then we go
laughing all the way
Bells on Nezha's ring
Making Grineers shine
what fun it is to slide and dash
and being doomed tonight.

Oh, Tenno bells, tenno bells, ringing all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a giant goddamn space ship

Tenno bells, tenno bells, ringing all the way
oh what fun it is to ride in a giant goddamn space ship

You know i hate this guy
The guy that hunts me down
to drink some of my blood
on a planet near the sun

oh, Tenno bells, tenno bells, ringing all the way
oh what fun it is to ride in a giant goddamn space ship

Tenno bells, tenno bells, ringing all the way
oh what fun it is to ride in a giant goddamn space ship...

 

Good Luck Everyone :)

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My song entry

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Tenno Bells

A Warframe version of Jingle Bells originally written by James Lord Pierpont

 

Slash-dashing through the crowds

with his exalted blade

passing all tenno

dipaching grineer in his way

alarms begin ring

alerting everyone in sight

get your energy replenishers ready

cuz the tilesets' come to fight

 

Tenno bells, Nidus smells,

Zyphers divebombing again

Mags gonna crush

Volts on a rush

Nyx is inside some heads, HEY

Jiggle bells,  Chroma yells

Saryns spores have spread

Nova Molecular primes

Trinity heals every time

Valkyr rips em to shreds

 

Frost Slowing down the crowds

making sure they don’t fly by

a snow globe here and a snow globe there

does the job quite right

Gara with shatter storm

and blinding few by light

Hydroid rising up right from the depths

a sea monster joins the fight

 

Tenno bells, Nidus smells

Darvo has a deal again

Navigations' been updated

The Lotus seems frustrated

No incursions completed again, hey

Jingle bells, Vey Hek yells

"YOU MAGGOTS ARE GONNA BE DEAD!"

Kela De Thaym

wants to play a game

she's so eager to see you again

 

A day or two ago

I thought my foundry was done

another frame was still go

I have no plat to rush

A relic run or two

with a few good friends of mine

an endless mission until we loose

Might just make time go by

 

Tenno bells, Nidus smells

Stalkers' at it again

Marked for 'deth'

Some eidolon breath

An Amp to lay him Dead, hey

Tenno bells,  Valkyr yells

Alad might soil his pants

Ivara's on a hunt

Banshee's sonar buff

Octavias ready to dance

 

Now that your loadouts up

a squad of 8 will do

A little raid for a new arcane

Vey Hek and Jordas too

Just get some speed novas

to wormhole all the way

your best shotgun to one hit kill

get a set in a day

 

Tenno bells, Nidus smells

Zepher layed an egg

Mesa peacemakes

Ash does a rampage

Rhino charges with his head, hey

Tenno bells, Nidus sure does smell

Limbo banished me again

Nezah runs fast

Mirage prism blast

Lotus gets a kubro pen

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Hark The Tenno! (Hark! The Herald Angels Sing, originally by Charles Wesley and adapted by George Whitefield)

 

Hark to all of Tenno kind 

Glory to the endless grind

Farming Mods and endless caches

All to add to our growing stashes

 

Atlas Rumblers bring the pain

Nekros rises all we've slain

Fly on Titania's Razorwing

All succumb to Ash's sting

 

Hear that Valkyr's mighty roar

Praise the Clem we all adore

 

Second Verse:

Travel swiftly through the night

Corpus brutes, we bring the fight

Vay Hek's goons, we all defeat

Even the mighty Formorian Fleet

 

Rhino Stomp sends foes a-flying

Saryn's Lash, they're slowly dying 

Excalibur with the Radial Blind

Harrow's Condemn, they're in a bind

 

Inaros sends them running in fear

Except the stoic Baro Ki'Teer

 

Third Verse: 

Stalker swings the mighty War

Darvo's got something new in store

All fine Tenno, left in stitches

From Ordis and his vocal glitches

 

Frost hits foes with an icy flurry

Volt brings allies in a hurry

Zephyr strikes from up on high

And we wait for the latest Prime

 

Protecting the Plains of Eidolon 

Our legacy goes on and on ...

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Haha, here you go i tried on this one :D

 

 

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Joy to the tenno
The darvo deals came!
Let tenno receive their gifts!
Let every tenno prepare him platinum


And tenno and lotus sings 
And tenno and tenno, and lotus sing
Join to the war! The happiness begins
Let darvo his songs employ;
While lotus and kuva, tenno, and plains repeat the sound of guns
Repeat, repeat the sound of guns
No more let kuva and evil grow 


No plague infest the ground; 
Trinity comes to make her blessings flow 
Far as the darvo is found, 
Far as, far as, the darvo is found 


Lotus rules the world with tenno and warframes 
and makes us all prove
The glories of His sale's righteousness
And wonders of His love,
And wonders, wonders, of His love 


(I tried ok im only 12 and i like songs that are in happy-ish styles)
PS : I changed the lyrics of "Joy to the World" :)


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Run-DMC ~ Christmas in the Hollis

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"Christmas in Warframe"

It was December 24th in Larunda after a patch
When I seen a man creepin 'all the way in the back,
I approached as if I'm Loki with my heart full of fear
Looked at his face, oh my God, an ill grineer,
But then I was illin' because the man had a despair
And a bag full of goodies, too bad war's blueprint was not there,
So I turned my head a second and the tenno was not there anymore
But he left his orbiter's wallet smack dead on the floor,
I picket the wallet up yus' could not believe the shocker
Took out the license and it cold said "Stalker".
A million credits in it, cold hundreds of plats
Enough to buy a prime access and cosmetics with ease.
But I'd never steal from Stalker, cause that is not right
So I'm going back to ma dojo to mail it back to him tonight,
But when I got home I thought it was bugged, cause under the tree
Was a letter from Stalker and all the Hunhow's pack was for me.

It's Christmas time in Larunda, Space
Mom's cooking condroc with maprico's sauce,
Kuaka's meat, 'nough energy to keep Banshee up for weeks,
Giving at the table Rhino a reason to stomp his feet.
Decorate the dojo with lights at night,
Frost's globes all around, white color palette is so bright.
In the fireplace is Ember sleepin' like a log
While Hydroid in his undertow drinkin' some eggnog.
The rhymes you hear are the rhymes of Octavia Delta,
But each and every year we bust out some Solstice Narta.
(Mandachord melodies)

Rhymes so loud and proud you hear it,
It's Christmas time and we got the tenno spirit.
Darvo's chillin', the Clem is out,
And that's what Christmas is all about.
The time is now, the place is here
And the whole wide universe is filled with cheer.

My name's N116 with the mic in my hand,
And I'm spittin' out sick rhymes with my purple Saryn!
So open your eyes, lend us an ear,
The Warframe community just wanted to say...

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

 

A bit chessy but oh well

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Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer // Gene Autry 

"Lotus The Tenno Space Mom"

Spoiler

 

You know Darvo, and Baro, and Kela, and Vay Hek, 
Maroo, and Teshin, and Regor, and Ordis.
But do you recall, the most famous space-mom of all?

Lotus, the Tenno's space-mom
The sentient every Tenno knows, 
If Hunhow would ever take her,
Back to the fold space-mom goes!

All the other sentients 
laugh and call her names,
They wish that our Lotus,
would join in their evil games.

Then during the Second Dream, 
Space-mom came to say,
My child with energy so bright,
Now we have two fronts to fight.

Then all the Tenno loved her,
Just as she loves us too,
Lotus the Tenno's space-mom, 
we're alive thanks to you!

 

 

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Carol of the Bells Steve edition


Halt! Sounds behind
Grineers are combined
All squads away
come to the bay!
Tennos are here
bringing lot of fear
To ugly and cloned
Even Vay hek clown

PEW, PAW, PEW, PAW
Thats how it sounds
the shots from the guns
Bood on the ground
Grineers await
the sudden of death
all that afraid
feeding the blade

Oh little souls,
killed by the bows,
momment of silence
produced by the violence
soon from the far
a shadow star
its Steve coming lonely
with a ban hammer only

nerfing, nerfing, nerfing
guns

nerfing, nerfing, nerfing
guns

oh, its the end
of the power of the lenz
Tennos get scared
from the power of ban hammer

Halt! Sounds behind
Grineers are combined
All squads away
come to the bay!
Tennos retreat
they can´t versus Steve
and his awesome sleeves

PEW, PAW, PEW, PAW
Thats how it sounds
the shots from the guns
Bood on the ground
Tennos await
the sudden of death
all that afraid
feeding the blade

Oh little warframes,
killed by all these memes,
momment of silence
produced by the violence
soon from the far
a shadow star
its Steve coming lonely
with a ban hammer only

nerfing, nerfing, nerfing
guns

nerfing, nerfing, nerfing
guns

oh, its the end
of the power of the lenz
Tennos surrender
to the power of Steve....

made by Surcas <3

 

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moahr steves playing clash royale in the middle of the primetime
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Original song and artist: Jingle bell rock sung by Bobby Helms
New version and artist: Winterframe rock written by Dinsfirefly

Winterframe,
winterframe,
winterframe rock

winterframe puns and
winterframe guns.

Destroying and blowing up spaceships for fun.
Now the wintertime has begun.

winterframe,
winterframe,
winterframe rock

Winterframe style and
winterframe smile.

Fly with an archwing and
dash through the air.
Through the atmospheeeeere.

What a bright time,
it's the right time,
to blow up some grineer.

Winterframe days
are the best days

To go grab some friends
and have some fun.

Pick a frost
come along
Bring a kavat.
We're bringing the christmas cheer.

Head for a relay
We're eager to see you
That's the winterframe rock.

Winterframe,
winterframe,
winterframe rock.

Winterframe style and
winterframe smile.

Fly with an archwing and
dash through the air.
Through the atmospheeeeere.

It's the best time
to spend some time
with your favorite clan.

Winterframe days
free to play days
So log on and play some
games with us.

Pick a quest
Bring a guest
Show them around.
Make them feel right at home.

Trade some gifts and
memories

That's the winterframe,
That's the winterframe,
That's the winterframe rock.

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"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" written by: Johnny Marks

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“Ember the Bright Red Warframe”

You know Atlas and Zephyr

And Vauban and Wukong

You know Nidus and Nezha

And Mesa and Chroma

But do you recall

The most powerful warframe of all

 

Ember the Bright Red Warframe

Had a very powerful skill

And if you ever saw it

You would know at once it kills

All of the other warframes

Used to laugh and call her names

They would always say she’s worthless

And throw snow on her to kill the flames

 

Then one boring exterminate

Saryn came to say

Ember won’t you run around

And burn the enemies to the ground

 

Then how the warframes loved her

They never had to do a thing

They sit in back with Saryn

Going round the world and getting paid

 

 

 

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Jingle Bells by James Lord Pierpont

Dashing through the void, on the hunt we go tonight

Plantside we go, making wrong things right

Corpus and Grineer, Infested's there as well

Oh what fun, we're gonna have, going to raise some hell

Tigris shells, Tigris shells, falling to the floor

Grineer will say, "We rue the day, the tenno was woke by Vor."

Tigris shells, Tigris shells, can never have enough

Alad V, will come to see, Zanuka's not that tough

Once again we fall, from Lisets up in the sky

Enemies see us drop, and know their doom is nigh 

In warframes we push on, our job is never done

But let's be real, cuz we all feel, that ninjas make it fun

Tigris shells, Tigris shells, falling to the floor 

Grineer will say, "We rue the day, the tenno was woke by Vor."

Tigris shells, Tigris shells, can never have enough

Alad V, will come to see, Zanuka's not that tough

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They just wanted to celebrate Christmas :sadcry:

"Carol of the Bells" is a popular Christmas carol composed by Ukrainian composer Mykola Leontovych 

 

Spoiler

Carol of the Knells

Hark how the Knells,
Sweet formad Knells,
All seem to crit,
The perfect gift...

Christmas is here,
Among the Grineer,
How they rejoice, 
Exclaim with their voice:

"Ding Dong Ding Dong,
This is our song,
Planing the doom,
Of Tenno skoom!"

One seems to hear,
Words of Grineer:
"Warframe spotter!",
Filling the air.

Oh what a sound,
Blood on the ground,
Screams in the air:
"Trey gros to cuver!"

Tenno are here...

On on they send,
On to their end,
No joyful tone,
Only a moan:

"Ding Dong Ding Dong
Ding...."

Hark how the Knells, 
Sweet formad Knells, 
All seemed to crit,
The perfect gift.

 

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Welcome Warframe

Something of a state of the world
perilous
threat from the enemy of the earth's enemy
save us!
the hero is ade
human hero
the savior of the earth!
the savior of the earth !!!!
aliens come to conquer the earth
for Ducats sought after search
they're not tibe soon
whichever is the case
so we need the savior of the earth
Warframe !!!!!
Warframe!
Warframe!
Loki Prime!
Ember Prime!
Nova prime!
Volt Prime!
Saryn Prime!

Warframe! (3x)
yeah yeah !, yeah yeah!
Warframe!
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You know Companions like Chesa and Sahasa and Raksa
Huras and Sunika and Adraza and Smeeta, 
But do you recall?
The most viral of them all
?

Helminth the Infes-ted Charger
Has very many tent-i-cles
And if you ever saw them
You would even say they glow.
All of the other companions
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Helminth
Join in any Sortie games.

Then one foggy Xmas Eve, 
Lotus came to say, 
Helminth with your body so bright, 
Won't you guide my orbiter tonight
?

(Quick skin update later)

Then all the Companions's loved him, 
As they shouted out with glee, 
Helminth the Infested Charger,
You'll go down in history! 

 

Original: Rudolf the Red-nosed Reindeer by Robert.L.May

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Am ‎08‎.‎12‎.‎2017 um 19:49 schrieb nickelshark:

O Come all ye Tenno

 

  Inhalt unsichtbar machen

 

O come, all ye Tenno,
Deadly and descructive,
O come ye, O come ye to Eidolon.
Come and behold Him,
Born the King of Grakatas;
O come, let us adore Clem,
O come, let us adore Clem,
O come, let us adore Clem,
Clem the Lord.

O Sing, choirs of Darvos,
Sing in exultation,
Sing all that hear in Cetus Clem's holy GRAKATA.
Give to our Royal glory in the relays;
O come, let us adore Clem,

O come, let us adore Clem,
O come, let us adore Clem,
Clem the Lord.
GRAKATA!!!

Orignal Carol: O Come all ye faithful by John Francis Wade

 

 

this is great. immediately had to sing it.

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Silent night re-mastered 

Volent night, the stalkers on site,

there is no calm, only fright,

he comes when you're ranking a couple things up,

you stand no chance when he's tearing you up,

pray your allies will aid you,

run round like hell till they do.

 

Violent night, the stalkers on site, 

I'm well prepared, so bring on the fight,

I have my best weapons and allies on site,

the stalker will die on this mission tonight,

he's gone for now, but be wary,

he will be back for revenge.

 

Violent night, the gustrags on site,

there's three of these thing, its an unfair fight,

 Leekters saying some real weird things,

talking about slippery warframe skin,

we kill the three every LoR run,

we deal with the three when they come.

 

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   Silent Stalker(Silent Night)

Silent Stalker
Holy Excalibur
All is calm
All is bright
Round yon lotus
Mother and operator child
Holy excalibur so tender and mild
Sleep in heavenly peace
Sleep in heavenly peace
Silent stalker
Holy excalibur
Trinity pray at the sight
Glory streams from ember afar
Heavenly octavia sing to not die
hunhow the Savior is born
hunhow the Savior is born
Silent stalker
Holy escalibur
All is calm
And all is bright
Round yon lotus 
Mother and operator child
Holy excalibur so tender and mild
Sleep in heavenly peace
Sleep in heavenly peace
Silent stalker
Holy excalibur
Sleep in heavenly peace
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Here Comes Santa Claus ~ Gene Autry
Here Comes The Juggernaut ~ 

I was inspired after hearing Lotus say "Here comes the Juggernaut" 

Spoiler

Here comes the Juggernaut, here comes the Juggernaut right down Infested Lane
Phorid and Charger and all his mutants pullin' on the reins

Swords are swingin', Tenno screamin', all is covered in blight
So hang your heads and say your prayers 'cause The Juggernaut comes to fight

 

Here comes the Juggernaut, here comes the Juggernaut right down Infested Lane
He's got a back that's filled with spores for boys and girls again

Hear those shrieks WREEEGH an WROOOGH, oh what a beautiful sight
So shoot for his head, don’t stop till it’s dead, 'cause The Juggernaut comes to fight
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Here comes the Juggernaut, here comes the Juggernaut right down Infested Lane
It doesn't care if you're rich or poor It’ll gore you just the same
The Juggernaut know’ we're all space children and that makes everything right
So fill your Frames with all you’re best mods 'Cause The Juggernaut comes tonight! 


Here comes the Juggernaut, here comes the Juggernaut right down Infested Lane
He'll come around when infested blood spills out, it's panic time again


Peace in space will come to all, if we just slow the fight.
So let's give thanks to the Lotus above for tracking the Juggernaut tonight

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Here comes the Juggernaut, here comes the Juggernaut right down Infested Lane
Swords are swingin', Tenno screamin', all is covered in blight
So hang your heads and say your prayers 'cause The Juggernaut comes to fight


So hang your heads and say your prayers 'cause The Juggernaut comes to fight

Peace in space will come to all, if we just slow the fight.
So hang your heads and say your prayers 'cause The Juggernaut comes to fight
So hang your heads and say your prayers 'cause The Juggernaut comes to fight


 

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BARO IS HERE
(carol of the bells)

Slashing the mobs

eximus mobs

Mission is done

coming back home

 

message appeared 

Baro is here

orcus relay 

that's where he is

 

and so I rushed

to greet him there

to buy his goods

all of those goods

 

O, what he has

cant wait to see

and so I walked

in the relay

 

oh what I see

baro is there

with santas hat

and giant bag

TENNO you're here!

Christmas is here!

here is the gift 

no ducats need

Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas!
Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas!

 

and so this day

with Christmas songs

Tenno sat near

Baro ki teer

Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas!
Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas!

 

 

Edited by WonderingAtlas
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All I Want for Christmas Is You (Mariah Carey)

 

All I want for Clemmas Is Clem

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I don't want a lot for Clemmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the platinum
Inside of the inbox feed
I just want him for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true oh
All I want for Clemmas is Clem

I don't want a lot for Clemmas
There is just one thing I need, and I
Don't care about the platinum
Underneath the Clemmas tree
I don't need to hang my fish spear
There upon the foundry wall
Grakata won't make me happy
With a gun on Clemmas day

I just want him for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Clemmas is you

I won't ask for much this Clemmas
I won't even wish for Bro-ber-on
I just wanna keep on waiting
Underneath the Dojo Bells

I won't craft some gear and send it
To Darvo's shop for Clem Clem
I won't even stay awake
To see the platinum (like a gem)

'Cause I just want you here tonight
Saving, Shooting for tonight
What more can I do
Oh, Brotha all I want for Clemmas is you

All the Cetus lamps are shining
So brightly everywhere
And the sound of children's
Laughter fills the air

And everyone is singing
I hear do-jo bells a-ringing
Darvo won't you bring me
The one I really need
Won't you please bring my Clem-my to me quickly

I don't want a lot for Clemmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just wanna see my Clem-my
Shooting right outside my door

I just want him for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Clem-my all I want for Clemmas is you

All I want for Clemmas is you, CLEM!!!

It's a bit cringy I know...

Edited by (XB1)DeadlyRelic66
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