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Silent farm (Based off of silent night by Franz Xaver Gruber and Joseph Mohr)

Silent farm! Grindy farm!                          All is long, dont get what I want,                 Running missions that'll take a while!      I wish this was a void survival!                   Deep in Harrow Chassis!                            Deep in Harrow Chassis!

Silent farm! Grindy farm!                            Tenno quake at the sight!                             Glorious primes from the void afar,          Baro ki' teer sings 'get your armour'!           Mute the ordis cephalon!                             Mute the ordis cephalon!

Silent farm! Grindy farm!                              Son of the orokin,womb in the sky            Radiant gifts from the lotus' grace             Looking after the Tenno race,                    Clem, armies in our ships!                           Clem, armies in our ships!

Silent farm! Grindy farm!                              Baro's back raise the alarm                         From the orokin void he descends            An abundance of hate for RNG.                  RNJesus, neusance for all.                          RNJESUS, neusance for all.

Silent fram! Grindy farm!                               Farm the void in rage tonight.                    Devs send the lotus to lisets below           An npc from whom gifts will flow             Lotus, embraces Tennokind.                       Lotus, embraces Tennokind.

Silent farm, grindy farm                               Mindful of clems charm                              The stalker in sorties, level eighty!             It could get worse, level 120!                     Tennos farming there's no peace.             Tennos farming there's no peace.

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This is probably one of the best contests i have seen in my time playing warframe.

Although i am not great at songs, i did my best to parody "Rudolph the Red-Nosed reindeer" by Gene Autrey

 

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STALKER THE VENGEFUL REVENANT

You know Chroma and Ember and Nezha and Harrow

Banshee and Nidus and Mesa and Saryn

But do you recall

The most famous character of all?

Stalker the Vengeful Revenant

Had a very strong hatred

And if you ever met’im

You wouldn’t even stand a chance

All of the other tenno

Used to laugh at all his tricks

They never let the poor Stalker

Join in any warframe slaughters

Then one foggy Celebration Day

Hunhow came to say

"A womb in the sky, where you will take me

By your hand, expose their heart. By my edge… Cleave it beating from its nest"

Then how the tenno feared him

As they shouted out with fright

"Stalker the Vengeful Revenant

You'll go down in history"

Stalker the Vengeful Revenant

Had a very strong hatred

And if you ever met’im

You wouldn’t even stand a chance

All of the other tenno

Used to laugh at all his tricks

They never let the poor Stalker

Join in any warframe slaughters

Then one foggy Celebration Day

Hunhow came to say

"Rudolph, with your nose so bright

Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

Then how the reindeer loved him

As they shouted out with glee

"A womb in the sky, where you will take me

By your hand, expose their heart. By my edge… Cleave it beating from its nest"

 

 

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Original Song - Last Christmas

Warframe Woes

Last Sortie I prayed my hardest
But the very next moment
You gave me Kuva
Today I prayed hard again
and yet you still give me Kuva

Last Sortie I prayed my hardest
But the very next moment
You gave me Kuva
Today I prayed hard again
and yet you still give me Kuva

Once bitten and twice shy
I brought my Kavat
But it still won't vacuum 
Tell me Lotus 
Will you make it vacuum
Well, we are waiting
For pets to be better

Oh my focus, will I ever
finish my quest to complete you
I'm desperate
Now I know I don't have a life
But if I have a life
I would waste it on Warframe

Last Sortie I prayed my hardest
But the very next moment
You gave me Kuva
Today I prayed hard again
and yet you still give me Kuva

Last Sortie I prayed my hardest
But the very next moment
You gave me Kuva
Today I prayed hard again
and yet you still give me Kuva 

Oh Oh my Riven

A crowded plains, filled with the Grineer
I'm fishing and they are attacking me
My god I thought I could fish in peace, but no
They have to shoot me bomb me and interupt me

Vay Hek, a face like a rejected skin graft
A man like Konzu, never knew he would say that
Oooh Burn
Now I've done farming Plague Star back to farming Focus

Last Sortie I prayed my hardest
But the very next moment
You gave me Kuva
Today I prayed hard again
and yet you still give me Kuva 

Last Sortie I prayed my hardest
But the very next moment
You gave me Kuva
Today I prayed hard again
and yet you still give me Kuva 

All I ever wanted is a Riven, please give me 
Prayed my hardest
and yet you still give me Kuva


 

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My short rendition of Jingle Bells by James Lord Pierpont

"Jingle 'Frame"
 

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Dashing through the ship
On a pair of Frosty 'Globes
Flying through the halls
Killing all the foes.

I reach the central core
I plug the coolant in.
I push the button WAIT A BIT
And now it's really cold.

OH...Jingle bells, jingle bells, stabbing all the foes.
Shoot them dead, in the head
Reload all the guns HEY!

Jingle bells, quiet Ordis, let me craft in peace.
Loving mom, who really nags
Go away now please.

 

with some collaboration from 'RyuuKurai'

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Heres my go ♥

Original is Snow Miser song, by Maury Laws and Jules Bass. My Version would just be "Ki'teer's Song"

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I'm mister primed fashion,
I'm mister glow.
I'm mister prismatic.
I'm mister in the know
Friends call me Bad Barry,
what ever I touch
turns to gold in my clutch
Im too much!

[Chorus]
He's mister primed fashon
He's mister glow

[Baro Ki'teer]
That's right!

[Chorus]
He's mister prismatic,
He's mister in the know

[Baro Ki'teer]
Friends call me Bad Barry,
Whatever I touch
Turns to gold in my clutch

[Chorus] He's too much!

[Baro Ki'teer]
I never want to see a crowd,
Thats over by Darvos mound,
The wait is over tenno.
Come! Come! My subjects to meeeeeeEEEEEEeeeee!

[Chorus]
He's mister primed fashon,
He's mister glow

[Baro Ki'teer]
That's right!

[Chorus]
He's mister prismatic,
He's mister in the know

[Baro Ki'teer]
Friends call me Bad Barry
Whatever I touch, 
turns to gold in my clutch
...too much

[Whole relay]
TOO MUCH!

 

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Mr. Baro.

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You're a mean one, Mr. Baro
You really sell a steal.
Your mods are just as useful,
as a mutagen-based meal.
Mr. Baro.

The wounds your items cause me,
Not even Trinity can heal.

You're a monster, Mr Baro
To con me is your goal.
With the credits your stuff cost me,
You could purchase a whole mall.
Mr. Baro.

Do they have Christmas in the void?
Expect nothing but coal.

You're a vile one, Mr. Baro.
For ducats is your guile.
You keep these specters coming,
doesn't that go out of style?
Mr. Baro.

If you were a cephalon,
"Sympathy" would be a missing file.

You're a foul one, Mr. Baro.
I really hate you lots.
When I see you with that grin,
I can't help the killer thoughts.
Mr. Baro.

I gotta say: Your mother?
I crown her the queen of thots!

Your primed garbage, pet armor,
ugly capes, operator beauty marks
and mastery fodder:
They're not worth inventory slots!

You infect me, Mr. Baro.
And my cyst, just grew a cyst!
For naughty boys like you,
Santa has a special list.
Mr. Baro.

I'd rhyme some more, but really
Now I'm just getting pissed! 

 

 

Edited by EnemyST4ND
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Darvos doors

By:xXx_VilPeri_xXx

Dashing through the door
Seeing one more great deal
Laughing all the way
Bells on darvo room ring,
making spirits bright
What fun it is to buy and buy.
Lets go on a shopping spree tonight

Oh, Darvos doors, Darvos doors
Darvos doors are open all the way
Oh, what fun it is to jump
on one more great deal
Darvos doors, Darvos doors
Darvos doors are open all the way
Oh, what fun it is to jump
on one more geat deal.

A day or two ago,
I thought I'd take a look,
And soon clem
Was standing by my side;
The deals was nice and cheap
His smile was really warm
We got into a great convertition,
And then we got deal.

Oh, Darvos doors, Darvos doors
Darvos doors are open all the way
Oh, what fun it is to jump
on one more great deal
Darvos doors, Darvos doors
Darvos doors are open all the way
Oh, what fun it is to jump
on one more geat deal.

Oh, Darvos doors, Darvos doors
Darvos doors are open all the way
Oh, what fun it is to jump
on one more great deal
Darvos doors, Darvos doors
Darvos doors are open all the way
Oh, what fun it is to jump
on one more geat deal.

Now the deals are done
Go back to your ship
Take the girls tonight
And show them what you got
Just get a good night kiss
Then you should get some rest
There are more grait deals tomorrow
Tomorrow do it agin.

Oh, Darvos doors, Darvos doors
Darvos doors are open all the way
Oh, what fun it is to jump
on one more great deal
Darvos doors, Darvos doors
Darvos doors are open all the way
Oh, what fun it is to jump
on one more geat deal.

Edited by xXx_VilPeri_xXx
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Down in yon galleon there stands a hall:
The bells of the Queens I heard them ring:
It's covered all over with red and pall
And I love my Queens above anything.

In that hall there stands a Tenno:
The bells of the Queens I heard them ring:
It's covered all over with Kuva so red:
And I love my Queens above anything.

At the Tenno's side there lies a Guardian:
The bells of the Queens I heard them ring:
Which the sweet Worm knelt upon:
And I love my Queens above anything.

Under that Tenno there runs a flood:
The bells of the Queens I heard them ring:
The one half runs water, the other runs blood:
And I love my Queens above anything.

Over that Tenno the moon shines bright:
The bells of the Queens I heard them ring:
Denoting our Saviour was lost this night:
And I love my Queens above anything.

Title: Down in Yon Forest
Author: Corpus Christi Carol

I should have made it Corpus themed instead of Grineer themed.

Edited by Lazer166
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Hark! The Herald Angels Sing, Composer: Felix Mendelssohn (adapted by William H. Cummings) Lyrics: Charles Wesley (adapted by George Whitefield);

Yes! All The Factions Shout :

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Yes! All the factions shout, 

"All of the Tenno have been purged!",

Peace for all! And the stalker,

No more Tenno to ruin our plans.

Joyful all the factions rise,

To celebrate everlasting peace,

With peace at the core,

All of the factions come as one.

 

Yes! All the factions shout,

"All of the Tenno have been purged!",

 

The Tenno had powers from long ago,

The Tenno were not of this time,

They came from the orokin's rule,

A weapon to destroy all.

Hidden in armour, the Lotus saw,

Teenagers from long ago,

Happy to look after them as her own,

Lotus adopted all of them.

 

Yes! All the factions shout,

"All of the Tenno have been purged!",

 

All come together for the peace!

All come together to rule as one!

The death of the Tenno is a relief,

No more mass genocides.

Now that the Tenno rot away,

No more lives must be lost,

No more deals for Darvo to make,

No more Tenno forever more.

 

Yes! All the factions shout,

"All of the Tenno have been purged!"

A world where the factions joined together and destroyed the Tenno.

(If anyone can tell me how to make the line spacing smaller it would be appreciated)

 

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Here's a song called ember prime rock(origin of jingle bell rocks)
 

Ember Prime Ember prime Ember prime rocks

Ember prime swinging ember prime kills

Glowing and blowing up grineer for fun

That’s the ember war has begun

Ember prime, ember prime ember prime rocks

Ember prime chilling still the best kill

Burning, exploding in enemy square

In the heaty air

What a bright time, it’s the right time

To burn the grineer away

Ember prime time

Is a hot time

To go flying using archwing

Gearing up ember prime, pick up your gear

Burning around the clock

Mix and mingle in maroo bazaar

That’s the ember prime that’s the ember prime

That’s the ember prime rock

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16 minutes ago, (Xbox One)drjon2016 said:

Iam dreaming of a white Tenno .                                                                                                                                                                                                      Just like the ones i see others have.                                                                                                                                                                           .                 Where the shields glisten and the helios listen.                                                                                                                                                                                 To to hear alarms bells in the survival game.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Im dreaming of a white Tenno.                                                                                                                                                                                                              With every Prime card I've seen.                                                                                                                                                                                                           May your days be Gory and staying Alive.                                                                                                                                                                                       And may all Christmas dreams come true.

 

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My first entry in a warframe contest, even though i've played this for over 2 years :crylaugh:

Hope you guys like it.

Original: Santa claus is coming to town
 

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Baro Ki'Teer is coming to town

You better farm up
You better not die
Better not wait
I'm telling you why
Baro Ki'Teer is coming to town

He's collecting neat things
And checking them twice
Gonna Sell them at a very large price
Baro Ki'Teer is coming to town

He comes every two weeks
He waits for two whole days 
He always has something new to share
So farm your parts for goodness sake!

Oooh! You better farm up!
You better not die
Better not wait
I'm telling you why
Baro Ki'Teer is coming to town

 

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Jingle Bells
Christmas Songs
Album Canterbury Organ and Chimes of Christmas: Classic Christmas Favorites
 

well it is Vectis prime

Dashing through the plains
In a one frame powered way
over the hills we go
sniping all the way
heads on Grineer ring
Making experience rise
What fun it is to reload and snipe
A snipping song tonight


Oh Vectis prime, Vectis prime
Vectis prime all the way
Oh what fun it is to snipe
In a one frame powered way, hey
Vectis prime, Vectis prime
Vectis prime all the way
Oh what fun it is to snipe
In a one frame powered way

 

A day or two ago
I thought I’ll take a shot
And soon as I did, I never really stopped
with Vectis prime by my side
The chamber was primed and loaded
Grineer were here and there
and I had lots bullets
so I took a shot

Oh Vectis prime, Vectis prime
Vectis prime all the way
Oh what fun it is to snipe
In a one frame powered way , hey
Vectis prime, Vectis prime
Vectis prime all the way
Oh what fun it is to snipe
In a one frame powered way

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12 days of Tennobaum (feat: various characters) (12 Days of Christmas, traditional)

(Note: I'll be skipping to the 12th day of Christmas, seeing as doing all 12 verses would be way too long. Also spoiler'd due to length and content...)

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Ordis: On the 12th day of Tennobaum, the Lotus gave to me;

Frohd Bek: 12 investors smiling!

Baro Ki'Teer: 11 Tenno browsing!

Hok: 10 customers- PEDLEK!

Nef Anyo: 9 Brokers dancing!

Sargas Ruk: 8 traitors fleeing!

Cephalon Sark: 7 fish a-flying!

Worm Queen: 6 Kuva Siphons!

Misery: 5 A-CO-LYYYYYTES! (Stalker: DIE! *stabs Excalibur*)

Teshin: 4 Sentients (groan).

Darvo: 3 Great Deals!

Clem: Clem Gra-kata!

Operators: And a great game by a great team!

 

(The Man in The Wall: Happy Holidays, kiddo...)

 

(Smith's Note: Sark's line is both a nod to his love of fish (not that sort of love), and a reference to the short-lived flying fish glitch)

 

Edited by 6079Smith
Slight formatting, no change to lyrics.
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Helminth the Icky Charger (Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer - Johnny Marks)

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Helminth the icky charger
Had some horrid tenticles
And if you ever saw them
You would even say they're gross
All of the other Kubros
Used to laugh and call him names 
They never let poor Helminth
Join in any Kubro games

Then one Cetus night cycle
Operator said,
"Helminth with your probisci
Won't you join my squad tonight!"
Then how the Kubro's loved him
And they ran around with mirth
Helminth the icky charger
Let us go and reclaim Earth

 

 

Edited by Frostcharm
Forgot to add the writer of the song
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twelve days of christmas by fredrick austin

the twelve days of tennomas

On the first day of tennomas my warframe gave to me,

one mirage prime...

on the second day of tennomas my warfame gave to me,

two new tennogens

and mirage prime

on the third day of tennomas my warframe gave to me 

three new sorties

two new tennogens

and mirage prime

on the fourth day of tennomas my warframe gave to me

four kubrows howling

three new sorties

two new tennogens

and a mirage prime

on the fifth day of tennomas my warframe gave to me

five golden sculptures

four kubrows howling

three new sorties

two new tennogens

and mirage prime

on the six day of tennomas my warframe gave to me

six new mods

five golden sculptures 

four kubrows howling

three new sorties

two new tennogens

and mirage prime

on the seventh day of tennomas my warframe gave to me

seven alarms sounding

six new mods

five golden sculptures

four kubrows howling

three new sorties

two tennogens

and mirage prime

on the eighth day of tennomas my warframe gave to me

eight grineer courpses

seven alarms sounding

six new mods

five golden scupltures

four kubrows howling

three new sorties

two tennogens

and mirage prime

on the ninth day of tennomas my warframe gave to me

nine ammo boxes

eight grineer courpses

seven alarms sounding

six new mods

five golden sculptures

four kubrows howling

three new sorties

two new tennogens

and mirage prime

on the tenth day of tennomas my warframe gave to me!...

ten razorbacks

nine ammo boxes

eight grineer courpses

seven alarms sounding

six new mods

five golden sculptures 

four kubrows howling

three new sorties

two tennogens

and mirage prime...

(hope i got everything right if anything is missing please let me know! and a merry christmas to all!)

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Original - Jingle Bells by  James Lord Pierpont (yes i made this myself and yes i know that it isnt as good as the others made but i still want to try)

Sliding through the corpus
In a one-suit made for war
O'er the ships we go
Killing all the way
Cells on the dirty liset
Making frames tight
What fun it is to kill and grind
A corpus crewman tonight

Orokin cells, orokin cells
Orokin all the way
Oh what fun it is to grind
In a one-suit made for war, hey
Orokin cells, orokin cells
Orokin all the way
Oh what fun it is to grind
In a one-suit made for war

A day or two ago
I thought I'd do some grind
And soon, Miss Lotus mom
Was seated by my side
The liset was clean and dank
Ordis seemed his lot
He got into a drifted vault
And then we got upset

Orokin cells, orokin cells
Orokin all the way
Oh what fun it is to grind
In a one-suit made for war, hey
Orokin cells, orokin cells
Orokin all the way
Oh what fun it is to grind
In a one-suit made for war

A day or two ago
The story I must tell
I went out on the plains
And on my back I fell
An odonata was flying by
In a one-suit made for war
He laughed as there I sprawling lie
But quickly flew away


Orokin cells, orokin cells
Orokin all the way
Oh what fun it is to grind
In a one-suit made for war, hey
Orokin cells, orokin cells
Orokin all the way
Oh what fun it is to grind
In a one-suit made for war

Now the ground is white
Do it while you're alive
Take the tenno out tonight
And sing this slaying song
Just get a bobtailed bay
Two forty as his speed
Connect him to an odonata
And crack, you'll take the lead

Orokin cells, orokin cells
Orokin all the way
Oh what fun it is to grind
In a one-suit made for war, hey
Orokin cells, orokin cells
Orokin all the way
Oh what fun it is to grind
In a one-suit made for war

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Title:Jingle Bells / One Horse Open Sleigh
Artist: James Lord Pierpont

Kubrow Bells / A Frost with Sprint

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Dashing through the snow
On a Frost with Sprint,
Over Star Charts we go,
Laughing all the way;
Bells on Kubrow ring,
Making Energys bright,
What fun it is to ride and sing
A Warframe song tonight.

Chorus:
Jingle Sugatra, jingle Sugatra,
Jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to ride
In a Frost with sprint.


A day or two ago,
I thought I'd take a ride,
And soon Miss Lotus
Was seated by my side;
The Frost was lean and lank;
Thanks to his new skins
Misfortune seemed his lot;
He got a Cunning drift,
And we, we got knockdown.

Chorus:
Jingle Sugatra, jingle Sugatra,
Jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to ride
In a Frost with sprint.

A day or two ago,
The story I must tell
I went out on the snow
And on my back I fell;
A stalker was stalking by
Im a Frost with sprint,
He laughed as there I sprawling lie,
But quickly ran away.

Chorus:
Jingle Sugatra, jingle Sugatra,
Jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to ride
In a Frost with sprint.

Now the ground is white
Go it while you're young,
Take the Tennos tonight
And sing this warframe song;
Just get a kubrow with bells
one-twentyone as his speed
Hitch him with a frost
And crack! you'll take the lead.

Chorus:
Jingle Sugatra, jingle Sugatra,
Jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to ride
In a Frost with sprint.

 

 

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Shootin heads(Jingle bells Tune)

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Shootin heads,Cracking heads,
Twin grakatas in each hand
Oh what fun,It is to go

TukTuckTuk on a Lancer's Head

Hey (X2)

 

Valkyre does her Scream

makin Alad  tremble

Zanuka is nowhere seen

Its farming time for Tenno  

 

Merry chirstmas Tenno

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Tim Burton - "What's this?" From Nightmare Before Christmas

Artist: Henry Selick

"What's this? What's this?

There's platinum everywhere."

"What's this? There's kuva in the air"

"What's this?

I cant believe my eyes, is that Clem prime?

Wake up! this is a second dream but this isn't fair. Oh, what's this?"

"What's this? What's this? The Grineer are on the run

What's this? 

Octavia's amps her song"

"What's this? The Kuva Jester makes a laugh

All the players seem so happy

Is the Trade chat wacky?!"

"What is this!?"

"There's Drahk masters throwing presents instead of Halikrs!

Everyone is busy giving others gifts

Oh please send us tennogen!"

"There's Frost hugging Ember. Oh we cant believe our eyes!

and Limbo crosses into the rift

Freezing time from inside!"

"Oh look! What's this?

The Stalker invades again.

What's this? Dropping a Dread for me again?"

Hope you all like this! Had to do some research to see if the Song from Nightmare before Christmas was a Carol song and indeed it is!

Wish you all luck! 

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12 Days of Christmas (Warframe Edition)

Song: 12 Days of Christmas
By: Frederic Austin  

On the first day of Christmas
Space Mom sent to me:
a Chroma with an Effigy

On the second day of Christmas
Space Mom sent to me:
Two Freezing Frost
and a Chroma with an Effigy

On the third day of Christmas
Space Mom sent to me:
Three Blessing Trinitys
Two Freezing Frost
and a Chroma with an Effigy

On the fourth day of Christmas
Space Mom sent to me:
Four Pilfering Hydroids
Three Blessing Trinitys
Two Freezing Frost
and a Chroma with an Effigy

On the fifth day of Christmas
Space Mom sent to me:
Five Quaking Banshees
Four Pilfering Hydroids
Three Blessing Trinitys
Two Freezing Frost
and a Chroma with an Effigy

On the sixth day of Christmas
Space Mom sent to me:
Six Rhinos Stomping
Five Quaking Banshees
Four Pilfering Hydroids
Three Blessing Trinitys
Two Freezing Frost
and a Chroma with an Effigy

On the seventh day of Christmas
Space Mom sent to me:
Seven Nezhas Sliding
Six Rhinos Stomping
Five Quaking Banshees
Four Pilfering Hydroids
Three Blessing Trinitys
Two Freezing Frost
and a Chroma with an Effigy


On the eighth day of Christmas
Space Mom sent to me:
Eight Nidus' Screaming
Seven Nezhas Sliding
Six Rhinos Stomping
Five Quaking Banshees
Four Pilfering Hydroids
Three Blessing Trinitys
Two Freezing Frost
and a Chroma with an Effigy

On the ninth day of Christmas
Space Mom sent to me:
Nine Vaubans Bastilling
Eight Nidus' Screaming
Seven Nezhas Sliding
Six Rhinos Stomping
Five Quaking Banshees
Four Pilfering Hydroids
Three Blessing Trinitys
Two Freezing Frost
and a Chroma with an Effigy

On the tenth day of Christmas
Space Mom sent to me:
Ten Wuukongs a Vaulting
Nine Vaubans Bastilling
Eight Nidus' Screaming
Seven Nezhas Sliding
Six Rhinos Stomping
Five Quaking Banshees
Four Pilfering Hydroids
Three Blessing Trinitys
Two Freezing Frost
and a Chroma with an Effigy

On the eleventh day of Christmas
Space Mom sent to me:
Eleven Volts a Speeding
Ten Wuukongs a Vaulting
Nine Vaubans Bastilling
Eight Nidus' Screaming
Seven Nezhas Sliding
Six Rhinos Stomping
Five Quaking Banshees
Four Pilfering Hydroids
Three Blessing Trinitys
Two Freezing Frosts
and a Chroma with an Effigy

On the twelfth day of Christmas
Space Mom sent to me:
Twelve Smiting Obees
Eleven Volts a Speeding
Ten Wuukongs a Vaulting
Nine Vaubans Bastilling
Eight Nidus' Screaming
Seven Nezhas Sliding
Six Rhinos Stomping
Five Quaking Banshees
Four Pilfering Hydroids
Three Blessing Trinitys
Two Freezing Frost
and a Chroma with an Effigy

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On ‎08‎/‎12‎/‎2017 at 6:44 PM, AlphaPHENIX said:

Really? Over here...the 30th of November is when all the snow melted...and 1st of December was just a regular rainy day...How am I supposed to celabrate Christmas without any snow? How is Santa Prodman supposed to take off to the skies with his slay pulled by triggered bursas to spread plat codes and presents, without any snow?

...And come on Helen, I wanted to make that one :sad:.

Try england no white chrismas past 7 years

 

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