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Here's a touching story:

So one day at the pyramids of Egypt King Arnold Tuntakhmm was sitting around with his servants Projared and Joel when Ronald McDonald shows up and puts Arnold in a coffin. Suddenly, brave explorer Jontron shows up, reads hyroglyphics describing this event, and steals Arnold's tombs. However, rival explorers Arin and Danny are right behind, and as Jon is leaving Arin fires a semi automatic pistol, but the bullet is deflected off Jon's car and he loses an eye, turning him into the legendary Big Arin. Meanwhile, back in the United States, Jontron shows President Markiplier the coffin, and after receiving a round of applause, he is escorted out by Mark's security guard, Hitler. As soon as they turn back to leave, Arin and Danny return, and try to steal the tomb, but Danny shoots and misses again, hitting the presidents car and making Arin lose his other eye, turning him into No-Eyed Arin. While arin fires, Danny tries to steal the tomb, but ends up awaking Arnold's ghost. The ghost takes out the security guards, and, while Danny and Arin run away, tries to kill Jon. Jon however smashes the McDonalds logo from his tomb, causing him to go back into being a coffin. Arin then fires a rocket fist, taking out Jontron. Danny and Arin try to sneak up on Markiplier, who takes off his face and reveals himself to be the person behind all of this, Ronald McDonald! The end.

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Here's a touching story:

So one day at the pyramids of Egypt King Arnold Tuntakhmm was sitting around with his servants Projared and Joel when Ronald McDonald shows up and puts Arnold in a coffin. Suddenly, brave explorer Jontron shows up, reads hyroglyphics describing this event, and steals Arnold's tombs. However, rival explorers Arin and Danny are right behind, and as Jon is leaving Arin fires a semi automatic pistol, but the bullet is deflected off Jon's car and he loses an eye, turning him into the legendary Big Arin. Meanwhile, back in the United States, Jontron shows President Markiplier the coffin, and after receiving a round of applause, he is escorted out by Mark's security guard, Hitler. As soon as they turn back to leave, Arin and Danny return, and try to steal the tomb, but Danny shoots and misses again, hitting the presidents car and making Arin lose his other eye, turning him into No-Eyed Arin. While arin fires, Danny tries to steal the tomb, but ends up awaking Arnold's ghost. The ghost takes out the security guards, and, while Danny and Arin run away, tries to kill Jon. Jon however smashes the McDonalds logo from his tomb, causing him to go back into being a coffin. Arin then fires a rocket fist, taking out Jontron. Danny and Arin try to sneak up on Markiplier, who takes off his face and reveals himself to be the person behind all of this, Ronald McDonald! The end.

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Here's a touching story:

So one day at the pyramids of Egypt King Arnold Tuntakhmm was sitting around with his servants Projared and Joel when Ronald McDonald shows up and puts Arnold in a coffin. Suddenly, brave explorer Jontron shows up, reads hyroglyphics describing this event, and steals Arnold's tombs. However, rival explorers Arin and Danny are right behind, and as Jon is leaving Arin fires a semi automatic pistol, but the bullet is deflected off Jon's car and he loses an eye, turning him into the legendary Big Arin. Meanwhile, back in the United States, Jontron shows President Markiplier the coffin, and after receiving a round of applause, he is escorted out by Mark's security guard, Hitler. As soon as they turn back to leave, Arin and Danny return, and try to steal the tomb, but Danny shoots and misses again, hitting the presidents car and making Arin lose his other eye, turning him into No-Eyed Arin. While arin fires, Danny tries to steal the tomb, but ends up awaking Arnold's ghost. The ghost takes out the security guards, and, while Danny and Arin run away, tries to kill Jon. Jon however smashes the McDonalds logo from his tomb, causing him to go back into being a coffin. Arin then fires a rocket fist, taking out Jontron. Danny and Arin try to sneak up on Markiplier, who takes off his face and reveals himself to be the person behind all of this, Ronald McDonald! The end.

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Sad story bro...

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I probably shouldn't have made it multiple choice, and looking at the results it appears I may just have to pick myself.

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