.corvon. Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 Just now, BrownStalin said: One time my cat (rip) came to me with a mouse. Nothing unusual at first but then I realized that my cat cut open the cat, continued to stretch the wound to the point that when he gave it to me, the insides were kinda spilling out. And that is how i decided that cats are better than dogs. stop telling your cat to cut itself dogs don't shiit and piss and vomit eternally if you train them right cats are bitschy little motherfuccers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azrael Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 14 minutes ago, Noamuth said: My damn kitten has been toying with this mouse for about 20 minutes now. I first noticed she had it when she DROPPED IT ON MY FEET BUT FORGOT TO KILL IT FIRST Reveal hidden contents Here, I thought you might like the pleasure of eating this one live. -- cat, probably Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownStalin Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 1 minute ago, TheMetrocop said: stop telling your cat to cut itself dogs don't shiit and piss and vomit eternally if you train them right cats are bitschy little motherfuccers Did i say cat? I meant mouse. It isn't that dog crap everywhere (we have a dog now.), it's just when a dog does something destructive 9/10 out of ten it does it out of stupidity and clumsiness. When a cat does something destructive, you know it 100% meant to do what it just did and it will feel proud about it. When i had a cat it knocked over a vase and then it walks out of the mess as if nothing happened and takes a nap. Cat's are purposely mean and they know you hate it, but it doesn't care.I like that. same cannot be said about women... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.corvon. Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 8 minutes ago, BrownStalin said: Did i say cat? I meant mouse. It isn't that dog crap everywhere (we have a dog now.), it's just when a dog does something destructive 9/10 out of ten it does it out of stupidity and clumsiness. When a cat does something destructive, you know it 100% meant to do what it just did and it will feel proud about it. When i had a cat it knocked over a vase and then it walks out of the mess as if nothing happened and takes a nap. Cat's are purposely mean and they know you hate it, but it doesn't care.I like that. same cannot be said about women... still i'd rather not have the smell of biokleen scrubbed over everything in the morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownStalin Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 (edited) 2 minutes ago, TheMetrocop said: still i'd rather not have the smell of biokleen scrubbed over everything in the morning Well, dogs aren't the greatest in terms of smell as well. You know that wet dog smell? It has been with us since we got it has smelled like a wet dog even after we clean and dry it. Edited October 23, 2016 by BrownStalin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 27 minutes ago, Azrael said: Here, I thought you might like the pleasure of eating this one live. -- cat, probably Mag does like to share. I couldn't take her playing with this thing for 30 minutes. She chased it into one of the rugs, so I snatched it up and tossed the little thing out the front door. Right now, she's looking all over the livingroom for it. I feel bad about taking her enjoyment away, I think I'm gonna give her a treat or something, to distract her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azrael Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 8 minutes ago, Noamuth said: She chased it into one of the rugs, so I snatched it up and tossed the little thing out the front door. Fastball? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 15 minutes ago, Azrael said: Fastball? Nah, just shook out the rug off the front porch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azrael Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 27 minutes ago, Noamuth said: Nah, just shook out the rug off the front porch. Heh heh, I'm guessing it got back in fairly quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalker_Cake Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 1 hour ago, TheMetrocop said: stop telling your cat to cut itself dogs don't shiit and piss and vomit eternally if you train them right cats are bitschy little motherfuccers My cat doesn't piss, vomit, bite, scratch or other S#&$ :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 16 minutes ago, Azrael said: Heh heh, I'm guessing it got back in fairly quickly. If it survived the entire process lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalker_Cake Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 6 minutes ago, Noamuth said: If it survived the entire process lol He is currently gathering his family to raid your house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownStalin Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 (edited) 21 minutes ago, Stalker_Cake said: He is currently gathering his family to raid your house "Yesterday, October 22nd, 2016 -- a date which will live in infamy -- the Mice Colonies of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by the Cat and Rug forces of Noamuth's Dominion." Edited October 23, 2016 by BrownStalin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalker_Cake Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 4 minutes ago, BrownStalin said: "Yesterday, October 22nd, 2016 -- a date which will live in infamy -- the Mice Colonies of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by the Cat and Rug forces of Noamuth's Dominion." ''We will commence operation ''Chew on Noamuth's stuff'' in 2 days'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownStalin Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 Just now, Stalker_Cake said: ''We will commence operation ''Chew on Noamuth's stuff'' in 2 days'' "With confidence in our armed forces -- with the unbounded determination of our people -- we will gain the inevitable triumph -- so help us Cheese." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalker_Cake Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 Just now, BrownStalin said: "With confidence in our armed forces -- with the unbounded determination of our people -- we will gain the inevitable triumph -- so help us Cheese." May Cheesus bestow us with stealth and teeth. cheesem.'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownStalin Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 10 minutes ago, Stalker_Cake said: May Cheesus bestow us with stealth and teeth. cheesem.'' "And as i sit here. I realize that, it is 3:30 in the morning and i should be sleeping with my cheesepillow." Oops, i didn't mean to add quotation marks. oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 It'll really suck if they do. Mag will just toy with them, Tank is the sadist and breaks the legs before eating them alive. I've walked in on him sitting and watching a mouse trying to escape with it's inside bits trailing behind it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownStalin Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Noamuth said: It'll really suck if they do. Mag will just toy with them, Tank is the sadist and breaks the legs before eating them alive. I've walked in on him sitting and watching a mouse trying to escape with it's inside bits trailing behind it. last thing before i go to sleep. If they come back and you personally catch them, do what this OP did. Edited October 23, 2016 by BrownStalin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 7 minutes ago, BrownStalin said: last thing before i got to sleep. If they come back and you prersonally catch them, do what this OP did. Drown them? No... I'll just put them in a box and drop them off in a field out by work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalker_Cake Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 Just now, Noamuth said: Drown them? No... I'll just put them in a box and drop them off in a field out by work. then they get tortured by owls or other cats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 Just now, Stalker_Cake said: then they get tortured by owls or other cats Yeah but not in my house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalker_Cake Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 Just now, Noamuth said: Yeah but not in my house. but what if your cat follows you to work, take the mice you leave and bring em back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 18 minutes ago, Stalker_Cake said: but what if your cat follows you to work, take the mice you leave and bring em back? My cats don't go outside. Tank is missing a leg and isnt able to defend himself or escape and Mag isn't fixed yet - I was hoping she'd get bigger than a shoe and didnt want to subject her to surgery until she has a chance to get bigger. Doesnt seem to be happening though, still about the same size as a women's sneaker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalker_Cake Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 1 minute ago, Noamuth said: My cats don't go outside. Tank is missing a leg and isnt able to defend himself or escape and Mag isn't fixed yet - I was hoping she'd get bigger than a shoe and didnt want to subject her to surgery until she has a chance to get bigger. Doesnt seem to be happening though, still about the same size as a women's sneaker. Oh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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