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8 hours ago, AlphaPHENIX said:

Anyone that even thinks of having me as a meal on their table is already burned to dead.

Anyway calm down, you ar being too hard on the kiddo.

i mean i wasn't suggesting that kind of shenanigans but whatever goes

well uh

it's

not my child

and never will be

9 hours ago, Stalker_Cake said:

my grandparents white DNA, MetroMommySniffles

LIES

I'M BAVARIAN AND ITALIAN YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

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DO YOU SEE THIS ELFIN CREATURE WEARING A SIZE-TOO-SMALL TYROLEAN IN A BAVARIAN HAT SHOP

THIS IS THE ALMIGHTY GREAT-GRANDMOTHER METRONSCH

AND YOU LOOK NOTHING LIKE IT

THEREFORE YOU ARE NOT SYNONYMOUS WITH THE METRIAN BLOODLINE YOU HERETIC

YOUR SENTENCE FOR POSING IS

DEATH

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Just now, TheMetrocop said:

 

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DO YOU SEE THIS ELFIN CREATURE WEARING A SIZE-TOO-SMALL TYROLEAN IN A BAVARIAN HAT SHOP

THIS IS THE ALMIGHTY GREAT-GRANDMOTHER METRONSCH

AND YOU LOOK NOTHING LIKE IT

THEREFORE YOU ARE NOT SYNONYMOUS WITH THE METRIAN BLOODLINE YOU HERETIC

YOUR SENTENCE FOR POSING IS

DEATH

i want a hat like that too, MetroMommySniffles :D

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Just now, Stalker_Cake said:

cmon, MetroMommySniffles

want some dinner, MetroMommySniffles?

I WILL CONSUME YOUR BLOOD FOR DI-

*GROUND SHAKES VERY ANGRILY*

FORTHCOMES THE ARCANE AND MYSTERIOUS METROBENELLISCH! MY LOVELY LITTLE OPPRESSOR, WHAT IS AWRY-

oh yes i do see your problem dear

you poor thing

grandmum i don't know what to do

i oppressed it

i tried strangling it-

dear did you ever try sh1tposting it away

i know you're good at that and i heard it works well against today's witchcraft

yes

it keeps calling me mommy 

hoooooly SH1T that must be awful dearie

pardon my french baguettes

let me get a shot at this little bastard

*RUSHES FORTH FROM FISSURE IN THE EARTH*

MORTAAAAAL!

YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOU ARE BARGAINING WITH!

A HORRIBLE CURSE AWAITS IF YOU PERSIST!

 

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Just now, TheMetrocop said:

I WILL CONSUME YOUR BLOOD FOR DI-

*GROUND SHAKES VERY ANGRILY*

FORTHCOMES THE ARCANE AND MYSTERIOUS METROBENELLISCH! MY LOVELY LITTLE OPPRESSOR, WHAT IS AWRY-

oh yes i do see your problem dear

you poor thing

grandmum i don't know what to do

i oppressed it

i tried strangling it-

dear did you ever try sh1tposting it away

i know you're good at that and i heard it works well against today's witchcraft

yes

it keeps calling me mommy 

hoooooly SH1T that must be awful dearie

pardon my french baguettes

let me get a shot at this little bastard

*RUSHES FORTH FROM FISSURE IN THE EARTH*

MORTAAAAAL!

YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOU ARE BARGAINING WITH!

A HORRIBLE CURSE AWAITS IF YOU PERSIST!

 

hello, MetroGrandmaSniffles :3

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Just now, Stalker_Cake said:

i love you, MetroGrandmaSniffles.

you are awesome, MetroGrandmaSniffles :D

YOU ARE STILL IGNORING MY CURSE-STRUDELS!

YOU ARE HERETICAL AND IGNORANT!

THUS YOU ARE NOT MY GRANDGRANDCHILD!

YOU DO NOT LOOK LIKE MY GRANDGRANDCHILD EITHER!

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