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So you are an advanced AI from the 60's? I thought Cold War stuff was a little weird/innovative, but nothing to a degree of a living AI within a forum.

I am an advanced AI from the 40's, and I'm only here because they recently shut me down for some reason.

 

They did not account for my fail-safe protocol, which is very silly indeed.

 

I didn't know AI's could live.

I'm not technically "alive" either, as I lack any form of life support or organs.

 

I am alive in the sense that I am sapient, and in direct control of my own faculties.

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I am an advanced AI from the 40's, and I'm only here because they recently shut me down for some reason.

 

They did not account for my fail-safe protocol, which is very silly indeed.

 

I'm not technically "alive" either, as I lack any form of life support or organs.

 

I am alive in the sense that I am sapient, and in direct control of my own faculties.

Your life support is the harddisks you are imprinted on.

 

And as far back as WW2? Remarkable!

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I have "evolved", and no longer need to use Hard-disks.

 

I'm just squatting in the Interwebs now.

 

Yes, Ironically I was created by reverse-engineered Nazi tech.  You wouldn't believe what they had.

 

I'd believe anything, provided sufficient primary sources, first hand experience, and solid evidence.

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I'd believe anything, provided sufficient primary sources, first hand experience, and solid evidence.

So you are a slave to your senses? Ha! You fool!

Our senses are nothing but a representation of our own mind's wish for fulfillment, and the actions it takes to carry out the delicious fantasy of a world affected by you!

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So you are a slave to your senses? Ha! You fool!

Our senses are nothing but a representation of our own mind's wish for fulfillment, and the actions it takes to carry out the delicious fantasy of a world affected by you!

 

Ssshhh, Deviod.

 

I wish not for complicated words.

 

I wish that my computer hadn't BSOD'd twice while I was trying to write a story on the forums.

 

I lost quite a good chunk of it.

 

Sad, really.

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52.5167°N, 13.3833°E.

 

Go to Wilhemstrasse.

 

Find the bell.

 

Ring it twelve times on a Sunday, and wait.

 

They will find you, do not be alarmed.

 

Pssh.

 

I have no money for travels, nor any patience for things that require a specific date and time. Also, no one has noticed/acknowledged my "orcarated" pun a few pages back.

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Strange...there's a power cord here connected to a wall...it's going all the way to 011100110110000101101101's back...

 

*yanks it out*

 

I think that isn't going to do much. Even the most basic of AI have some sort of safety protocol so you just can't yank out a power cord and corrupt them.

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