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Adult Swim joined the Illuminati. llluminati.

 

Now without pressing quote tell me which one is improperly spelled. 

 

Trick question, that post was like this thread, you can't prove you didn't hit quote so there's no reason for me to give you a cookie.

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Prepare yourselves.

 

This is a story, I promise it's true,

A tale of a crafty ol' robbery crew.

They could clean any safe within a minute or two,

They had hit every bank,

and post office too.

 

They had snatched every diamond, and valuable gem,

seemed like nothing could offer a challenge to them.

Then one Christmas they hatched a most brilliant score.

A plan for a heist,

not attempted before.

 

So they painted their guns white and learned how to ski,

then they got their disguise from a Christmas tree.

They went to the north pole as fast as could be,

They were going to rob;

Santa's toy factory.

 

They traveled through blizzards for over a week,

'til they saw Santa's factory up on a peak.

By the candy-cane fence they then started to sneak,

seems security there,

​was surprisingly weak.

 

'Round the factory building came elves on the way,

​bringing bags full of toys down to Santa's big sleigh.

They were busy as bees but they froze at the sound;

when our robbery crew

shouted; "Down on the ground!"

 

Then a plan as efficient as clockwork commenced,

where they melted away the elves' snowball defense.

Then they hogtied the reindeer inside of their fence,

and the helpers soon slept,

thanks to gas in the vents!

 

They blew up the fuse box and turned on night vision!

Then they utilized shaped charges to get inside.

They drilled through security doors with precision!

Then manhandled Santa, and had him tied!

 

Santa was tougher to crack then they thought,

he just wouldn't surrender the code for the vault.

Though they stepped on his glasses so he couldn't see,

and an ice pick was used,

to crack open his knee.

 

After water-board torture,

and kickin' his balls.

After hours of smashing his face into walls.

They finally realized just what did the trick,

when they threatened to cut off,

Santa's beard, so thick.

 

So he gave up the code,

and they all gathered round.

To find out just what treasures were there to be found.

As the vault door swung open, they realized why,

a heist against Santa had never been tried.

They looked in the vault, and they all felt like rookies...

...

​...see inside there were just,

lots of milk and cookies!

 

 

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Adult Swim joined the Illuminati. llluminati.

 

Now without pressing quote tell me which one is improperly spelled. 

 

Trick question, that post was like this thread, you can't prove you didn't hit quote so there's no reason for me to give you a cookie.

Quoting anyway to inform you of a mistake.

In the forum, at least in the default font I run on, it is obvious that the first one has the capital I in it based on pixel width.

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Damnit, I've always wanted to play Payday 2 but with a download rate of 200KB/s going against 36 GBs seems like it won't just do.

I promise you that my internet as a fool.

Always crushing the chance of enjoyment.

My download rate is just not very Reliant.

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Damnit, I've always wanted to play Payday 2 but with a download rate of 200KB/s going against 36 GBs seems like it won't just do.

I promise you that my internet as a fool.

Always crushing the chance of enjoyment.

My download rate is just not very Reliant.

 

Well, my download rate averages out at 3 mbps.

 

So your download rate isn't like me at all.

 

Sorry about that.

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