Violagameboy Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 "An ice cold weapon for the missions? cool choice operator! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FullMetalKitten Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 (when enter or exit operator/ focus edit mode): Operator, do you sleep well in that seat? Do you need any pillow, or blanket? Or maybe let me sing a lullaby! (Turn to 'rude' ordis and sing terribly, then back to normal) uh oh, I may need to find a singing protocol to download first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sethu33 Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Operator ordis wonder Talk to the lotus.Oh sorry,there isnt any lotus. hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)GuNZxNUT Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Did you know pirates on earth liked booty ? I know you like booty now go get some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)RentalRaven Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 (edited) Operator, do you know why cephalons don't date? Its because they SHIP us before we even meet! **insert ordis giggling at his own joke** Edited June 21, 2020 by (XB1)TheRedPandaGamr Clarification Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevHyan Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Operator, are you going to change your warframe's colors? Understood -Deactivating main bridge cameras- and good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNerdyShirt Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 "Ordis wonders.. What do the corpus eat? Fortuna? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)ItsCheg_BP Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Here is mine Have you heard from simaris latelly? He wants you to ---- MURDER ----- scan more........ Thingsssssss for him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Phonn_ Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Operator.. You turning my head operator. Can you stop the ship? (While moving the ship in going to the mission screen.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagda_Kincaid Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 (edited) I noticed that despite being a clean freak Ordis never comments on your companion after the kubrow quest, so here's what i think he would say: Quote Operator? Ordis has noticed that your companion has a-[NOTHER INFESTATION] insect problem. If wish to [PURGE IT WITH FIRE!] clean it, supplies can be found in the armoury [NEXT TO YOUR IGNIS]... Please [SLAUGHTER THE LITTLE-] deal with this before Ordis develops any further tics. I'm up in the air about whether the "further" should be glitched or not, but either way works, I think 😛 Edited June 21, 2020 by Dagda_Kincaid typo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)GhostArbiter Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 "Operator, I think it's about time to address the elephant-*man*- in the ship who has an unhealthy obsession over you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)starship601 Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 (edited) Operator, I have calculated optimal mod setups. MIght I suggest *Glitch voice: REDIRECTION ON NIDUS! *This joke could be interchangable with Inaros or maybe he can recommened Vitality/Flow on Hildryn. Edited June 21, 2020 by (PS4)starship601 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalimando Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Operator, have you considered optimizing Ordis's memory cache? It could result in a performance increase of up to zero point zero zero two percent! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renjimeh Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 I'm feeling very Wisp-ical today Operator! Hmm...better Nyx this pun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)LHH2016 Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Cephalon Suda has been sending weird quotes to your inbox (distorted THAT IVE PURGED) they say* finally were alone, and sorry wrong inbox? ordis dose not remember these quotes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrisFromD2 Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Do you know da wae operator? You do not know da wae. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decendent123 Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Hey operator, do you know of the similarity between the Grineer intelligence files and a Corpus philanthropist? They both don't exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matotuxs Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Operator, Ordis seems to have found your weapon stache. Could Ordis try a few of them? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatalPapercut Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 "System alert! Orbiter weapons offline! Void cloak disengaging! Hostile ships detected! ~ALL ENGINES TO FULL. RAMMING SPEED!~ <Pause for engine spool up noise if possible> "...Apologies, operator, all systems returning to normal." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiadRicarhd Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 (When entering Helminth room) Operator, I hope you decided to cleaning that infested door beacuse it seems -pretty messed up- unclean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)XxBrashad Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Operator? Why can I feel colors but can't see them? So far I can feel that (distorted ordis voice) "YoUr WaRfRaMe iS UgLy." your warframe is attractive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)ytcallumnl Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Hey operator, [insert sortie*] just posed cringe, make them** lose troops *whatever sortie is on, (vay hek for example) ordis will say the name **depends on gender I also thought of a another joke for April fools where ordis will say "operator, the lotus has sent a message to you, check inbox" and its mecha lotus and she says "sike" but its received between 0:00 and 13:00 P.s if i dont get in, put the April fools joke in for the next update Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dravke Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Here's an Ordis joke for you. Shoot the ghastly <string of expletives> out of the airlock and replace it with a cephalon based on Quite Shallow. With Ordis, the mute button is simply not enough; please, please, please give me the option of getting rid of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noided420 Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 *after playing shawzin* "My, operator. Your playing is very impressive! But can you play this avant garde piece from the orokin era called (obscure song name)?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)superlolman10 Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Operator, the void trader has finally arrived! We must hurry though, we are running on Baro’d time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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