SlyKon Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 Wkfire had been known to post videos on youtube showing young males how to 'grow condoms' As his career was at peak, he found out it was not possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guymanbrodude Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 SlyKon is a wanted criminal for stealing young women's hearts...and eating them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlyKon Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 Guymanbrodude was known for turning people into icecream by using a massive blender Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FIAMMA95 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 Slykon is a well known tree raper :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zamio Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 Slykon is a well known tree raper :D FIAMMA95 is a headless horseman, galloping around the streets of London, on the look out for his next prey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidstalker Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 Zamio likes to dress up as a gnome and stand in other people's gardens. He was bored with his own garden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guymanbrodude Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 Voidstalker hunts for used panties of male celebrities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidstalker Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 guymanbrodude doesn't know it yet but he invented the first time machine 50 years from now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndlessMidnight Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Voidstalker is a serial killer who takes out his victims by mailing them explosive fruit. Should be a fun surprise on July 4th. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 (edited) EndlessMidnight is secretly a KGB agent sent to infiltrate the US government, but since falling in love with DE_Steve, he has resolved to stay and double cross his home nation, which is why they engineered to have this game created to provide a subtle means of communications with the government agents Voidstalker and guymanbrodude about Russian military secrets, but have somehow contrived to stumble upon a plot set forth by Zamio involving the theft of every American child's left shoe and firing them all into the sun using a large slingshot with which they have begun training for using Warframe as a simulator for high tech, prototype Ugoslavian technology cleverly hidden inside this game, but even with all that, EndlessMidnight has secretly been serving for Russia the whole time and is in fact going to be launching the shoes to Russia by doubel crossing his lover DE_Steve and giving the Russians the ability to power their foot odor hydrogen fusion reactor. To MikeTheDestroyer, nope. That was just plain hilarious. Edited April 6, 2013 by SolluxCaptorTA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TamerMercury Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 (edited) SoullusCaptorTA is GREAT GUY! (edit, that may have been a bit cruel xD) Edited April 6, 2013 by MikeTheDestroyer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndlessMidnight Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 MikeTheDestroyer hasn't even destroyed anything in his entire life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheErebus. Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 Endlessmidnight ended the midnight once! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 Ded_Sek doesn't commit felonies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guymanbrodude Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 SolluxCaptorTA has a little sister named Sakura Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TamerMercury Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 guymanbrodude is actually a mandudebroguy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndlessMidnight Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 MikeTheDestroyer tried to scare me by saying, "it's 5:00 somewhere." That can't be true, right? It's 12:00am all the time. Right? Right!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDawson Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 EndlessMidnight did NOT take advantage of me that night in London under the stars when we were talking about how we'd love to adopt a Shih Tzu but then agreed not to because we feel as though the inventors of the name were just being harsh on the little goblins who are actually really lovable creatures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 MDawson earned his medical doctor's license from Harvard after slaying an octopus with his left pinky. (Note: It was actually his left ring finger.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDawson Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 SolluxCaptorTA is not my father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 MDawson is my son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDawson Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 I'm SolluxCaptorTA's daughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidstalker Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 MDawson is known to bench press using live bears as weights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 Voidstalker successfully beat 16 preschoolers in a fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDawson Posted April 6, 2013 Share Posted April 6, 2013 Sollux trains with Dwayne Johnson, and is the strongest man on earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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