Xentia-Damascus Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 (edited) Grander is the most cheesy cheese man of all the cheese that is milk. Edited March 29, 2015 by Xentia-Damascus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat_Nom Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Xentia escaped from jail after receiving a life sentence for devouring the cheesy cheese man. And stealing his milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Fat_Nom offered to help X escape from prison, but was caught the next day and put into solitary confinement foe trying to shank the statue of the first Warden. The guards commented to the facility shrink that he kept raving about coconuts talking to him and asked for a mild sedative. Sadly, the prison shrink wasn't really a certified professional and accidently overdosed Far_Nom on marijuana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xentia-Damascus Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Naomuth went to prison for stealin' mah eggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Xenia framed me for the egg theft. It was really Grander.Alderman working with Agentcheese that stole them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grander.Alderman Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Noamuth can't prove anything, there is absolutely no evidence linking me to the egg theft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xentia-Damascus Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Grander is covered in egg yolks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grander.Alderman Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Xentia-Damascus lies! This is... erm... paint! Yes, it's paint. Because I was... painting a... yellow thing. Yup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 grander.alderman was painting an exact replica of the sistine chapel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colvin Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 OverlordMcGeek tried to paint once and it was aweful. Many people died and even more were scared for life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grander.Alderman Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Colvin got PTSD from painting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Grander.Alderman only says that cuz he has been huffing the paint for 3 days straight now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colvin Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Grander.Alderman meant STD but a wild monkey jumped on his keyboard when he was typing it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat_Nom Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 (edited) Overlord and Colvin had been hired as mercenaries to help free Noamuth. Colvin never showed up at the rendezvous point, as he had been presumed dead from a combination of STDs, wild monkeys and getting "ninja'd" by Overlord on the way.A background check on Overlord was conducted shortly before she was hired. The exact replica of the Sistine Chapel she supposedly painted was just a cover-up. Her real painting depicts Grander stealing the eggs and paying Xentia to frame Noamuth for the theft, all of which had been based on a vision sent by a psychic coconut. Edited April 16, 2015 by Fat_Nom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Fat_Nom believes that the psychic coconut has chosen a side...if he only knew... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yazeth Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 OverlordMcGeek is dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snyphurr Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 And so is Yazeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yazeth Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Snyphurr always tell the truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Yazeth hates this thread and finds it extremely boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snyphurr Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 I'd hit Noamuth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
011100110110000101101101 Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 I wouldn't not hit Snyphurr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReneClaw Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 011100110110000101101101 would rather hit them ALL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat_Nom Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 ReneClaw has been criminally charged for hitting 011100110110000101101101 and Snyphurr. He will be executed with a coconut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPie5 Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Fat_Nom enjoyed typing Sam's name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 MrPie5 knows things only because he is the ultimate creep hiding in the shadows wait I'm suppose to lie... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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