Ghost333 Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 I buy a new cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rengakun Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 I grab a flamethrower and burn you. Then, I grab the extremely crispy cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyperion5182 Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 I encase the cookie in a field from Zhonya's Hourglass and riddle you with M-134 fire. I then catch the cookie as it falls out of the field. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted December 4, 2013 Share Posted December 4, 2013 I throw you off a bridge that is 4 centimeters off the ground and steal the cookie, then throw it off a bridge into a raging tantrum spiral. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegitGhosty Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 I throw you off a bridge that is 4 centimeters off the ground and steal the cookie, then throw it off a bridge into a raging tantrum spiral. I catch that cookie and eat it, teleport to oblivion and self destructs, causing the cookie to be vapourized. End of thread. I win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMightyCraiginator Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 I shake my head at you, as you finish your story. I turn off the lights to your room with a laugh, "Goodnight John." I head downstairs, open the pantry and take out a box of cookies. I slide the box to the other end of the kitchen table to which I pull up my chair, grab a cookie and stare out at the city lights as I contemplate the life of a cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JefPlays Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 ...when suddenly a burglar comes in, knocks you out and steals the cookies. Turns out it was me! [size=1](I win)[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 Unfortunately I own a pet attack rabbit. As Fluffles gnaws on Jeffery94's knee caps, I take the cookie and curl up on the couch. "So, what have we learned about breaking into other peoples homes?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrath_Of_Chrysalis Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 I summon Hive Fleet Jormungar to attack earth. While everyone is panicking, I burrow through the ground and grab the cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FallenFicus Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 I send my specialized Djinn to fatally attract the cookie ,then i proceed to walk to the sunset , as the Hive Fleet Jormungar is blown up by a thermonuclear bomb, because cool 'frames dont look at explosions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainei00 Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 I then get my carrier to pull the cookie to me. I then just stroll back to my underground bunker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Hadvik- Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 I use my resource extractor and get one cookie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 For me to take! (snatches -Hadvik-'s cookie) -places the cookie in my black liquorice jar to make it not taste so great- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyperion5182 Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 *intercepts cookie before it makes it to the jar* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faustias Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 /kick players(cookie=1); /ban player(cookie=1) /disconnect /save cookie location: stomach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 Error404 : Cookie could not insert stomach or could find Cookie. Virus was Detected!: Genthis now has cookie!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZWarhammer Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 (edited) 1 Edited March 10, 2014 by ZWarhammer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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