123Olympian Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 (edited) Note this is just a friendly parody, nothing to get serious over, now let's have some fun! He lives in a swamp as does Shrek. He thrives to give balance to the universe, as Shrek gives balance smiting all drek. >Walk to drekeer >Took near Vor's hottub within a swamp on earth >He says mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm tenno >This will hurt me more than u >Takes out his balls-of teslas >Activates them >Puts one on heating and puts in hottub >Switches other to slowandpainfuldeathasyouneverwanttomesswiththedreker >Smell of swamp, balance to the solar system, and a faint smell of leafmaneatingonion syrup fills nostrols >He was here. Just for me. >Ogreon catches the ball >Fuses with reckoning to make emense damage 3.0 >Desinigrates all but vor >Ogreon tells vor >This is the part when you run away >Vor says yes sir and runs back to his little rock cave on drekery >I got on my knees for ogreon >Bowed as politely as I could >He said get up >I did >I ask did I do good >He says I did pretty ogreright >I cry onion tears >He says dont cry >the mean drekeer riegn is ogre as long as your are in mah swamp >He yells >DONKIEH >giant pink rhino comes and flies ogreon away with booben making sparkles in the sky >Ogreon yelled >It will never be ogre Add your ideas, comments, and such of the type here, and please, nothing like the actual thing. If this gets out of hand, I will delete the thread. Comming soon.... Ogreon part 2 with Booben! Stay tuned to the Shrekoning of Vay drek! Edited January 26, 2014 by 123Olympian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord-Taco-the-Great Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 You forgot Vay Shrek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
123Olympian Posted January 26, 2014 Author Share Posted January 26, 2014 You forgot Vay Shrek. Yeah doing going to do that soon haha Vay hek is drek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevangarCronox Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 No! Stop! Please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baron-Burrito-the-Grand Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 This all started off in a mission with Lord Taco,I was the Ogreon that it started off of lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord-Taco-the-Great Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Vay Drek better check himself before he shreks himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zara Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Oh my goodness you guys... And you even messaged me on steam to tell me this lol ("¬ ¬) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drMightyPotato Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 what did i... w... why did i... dear god i may never get those 30 seconds back in my life Now if you excuse me im due to a lobotomy >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EganMC Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 (edited) Fail shrek greentext. Nobody got penetrated Edited January 27, 2014 by EganMC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faustias Posted January 27, 2014 Share Posted January 27, 2014 welp... at least no deepthroat happened... unlike a thread from shrekchan. *shudder* and a green text about Chris Dorner, also with deepthroat happened *shudders ten times the intensity* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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