Adamusa Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 (edited) What Rhino cannot punch, he stomps. What Rhino cannot stomp, he punches. If Rhino cannot stomp or punch it, it doesn't exist. Rhino can hug Uncle Hek and win. Edited April 3, 2014 by Adamusa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAmazingErik Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 (edited) Rhino MAY be the manliest frame. But Loki is still Tom Hiddleston. *mic drop* Excuse me ladies, gentlemen, ((also, as a quick sidenote, in norse mythology, Sleipnir's father was a stallion named Svaõldfari, The other parent was Loki. Are you absolutely certain being Loki is such a great thing?)) Edited April 5, 2014 by TheAmazingErik Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FragPenguin Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Rhinos' stomp caused the cracks is Amy's wall, and overloaded the TARDIS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somedude1000 Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Hue? - Barnabus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cephalon-Mura Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Rhino (Prime) can kill his enemies just looking at them with his derp eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SniffYoBunnies Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 Rhino invented cloning technology Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SniffYoBunnies Posted April 20, 2014 Share Posted April 20, 2014 R.H.I.N.O - Really Huge Intimidating Nasty Obliterator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)delta_3802 Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 The Warframe universe is really just a terarium Rhino set up for pets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegioDamnus Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 (edited) Rhino caused the big bang to cleanse the dust of his armor. EDIT: It didn't work. It says Rhino stomps to warp time. This is wrong. Rhino stomps to intimidate his enemies. It is their fear that warps time. Rhino can touch this. All other female Tenno are in fact married to Rhino. This is the only reason that female Grineer fight. They are jealous. The female Tenno each try to catch Rhino's attention. This is the reason PvP exists. Rhino doesn't catch sickness. Sickness catches Rhino. Rhino's only bro is Frost due to his tankiness. And only just barely. Trinity is unlike the other female frames NOT married to Rhino. She exists because Rhino didn't need his healing mods. So he uninstalled them and the formed Trinity. Frost only exists because Rhino didn't need his North Wind mod. Mag exists only to pull enemies closer to Rhino Once in an anomaly Rhino actually caught a sickness. A few days later the sickness fled him and became Saryn. EDIT: Rhino has too much Dakka Edited April 30, 2014 by LegioDamnus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegioDamnus Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 There is no escape from Rhino. Only temporary evasion of the inevetable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambisyon_Ni_Batman Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Rhino can unequip his melee, primary and secondary Rhino stomp is the reason why Vay Hek underwent transformation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CobraShadoW Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 (edited) katy perry's roar is a decent cover of course, i still prefer the original by Rhino Edited May 24, 2014 by CobraShadoW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)TASK-FORCE-KSA Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 Remember when you see normal rhino in the CODEX? The ground and all enemies are blasted. And if you see rhino prime in the CODEX. There's only the platform he's standing at. You get the point now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmegaShadowcry Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 One day, back during the pre-alpha of Warframe, Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris both punched the same character model. Then, Rhino walked in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lag_Killed_You_Not_Me Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 (edited) Face it peeps, Rhino is the manliest of the warframes. His codpiece alone has taken more damage than another frame's entire body. Rhino has a Primed Chamber, on his Ogris. Rhino knocks down rollers. When the laws of physics tried to stop rhino from stomping, he punched physics in the face so hard it broke damage 1.0 and DE had to create damage 2.0 to replace it. Rhino stomps so hard it takes people time to realize they're dead. HE IS, THE MOST INTERESTING FRAME IN THE WORLD. Edited September 8, 2014 by Lag_Killed_You_Not_Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HornedRat Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Rhino can speak Corpus... in Grineer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmegaShadowcry Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Rhino is his own father. And is also Lordgenome's father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Entari0 Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 *sniff sniff* i smell necromancy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hijinks_the_turtle Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 (edited) Rhino doesn't rush his items at the foundry. They rush for him. Boltor Prime isn't actually overpowered. The projectiles are actually just Rhino using Rhino Stomp. The gun is a decoration. Alerts show up only when Rhino lets them to. Every single resource was actually dirt. They only came to be when Rhino stepped on them. Rhino doesn't need Aura mod slots. His codpiece is his Aura. Edited September 8, 2014 by hijinks_the_turtle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmegaShadowcry Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 *sniff sniff* i smell necromancy That's just the smell of Rhino's manliness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)ShapelessHorr0r Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 1) Rhino's secret identity is Batman. 2) You see that guard. Now it's mush. You see that wall. Now it's floor art. You see that ship. Now it's a giant, useless potato. You see that planet. Now it's in f#%€*ng pieces. 3) Hello, my name is Rhino, and I'm here to f*** s*** up. 4) Rhino just got shot, but Rhino don't care. Rhino just got stabbed, but Rhino don't care. Rhino just got blown up, but Rhino don't care. Rhino going to f*** s*** up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)AzazelMora Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Which is the girliest? saryn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mesyra Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 rhino's ironskin is made of nokia phones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DecapitatingJim Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 The destruction of the first group of Fomorians wasn't due to tenno interference. Rhino was visiting the fleet and accidentally tripped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetatronShinji Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Rhino can eat a mega meat bowl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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