MenschOfUber Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 You planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magicfingers Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 ***calls the stalker and hires him for a hit*** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xShadowsaur Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 ***calls the stalker and hires him for a hit*** We're gonna need more firepower. We need to have a gun that shoots despairs. A gorgon that shoots despairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathKoala Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 We're gonna need more firepower. We need to have a gun that shoots despairs. A gorgon that shoots despairs. NO. A Gorgon that shoots Somas, which shoot Despairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainPeanut Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 I am not disappointed by this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainPeanut Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 NO. A Gorgon that shoots Somas, which shoot Despairs.No one Warframe should have all that power.After typing that, all I can think of is a team of Tenno posing and plugging their weapons together like a Power Rangers parody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xShadowsaur Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 NO. A Gorgon that shoots Somas, which shoot Despairs. WE'RE NEAR TO HITTING THE CRITICAL MASS OF WEAPONS. WHAT ELSE TO ADD BUT THIS: THE DESPAIR EXPLODE UPON IMPACT, AND THE EXPLOSION SHOOTS OUTWARDS SMALLER BUT STILL AS DEADLY DESPAIR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaboomonme Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 After typing that, all I can think of is a team of Tenno posing and plugging their weapons together like a Power Rangers parody. I'd pay dosh to see that happen in-game. Big dosh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainPeanut Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 I'd pay dosh to see that happen in-game. Big dosh. A Dread/Gorgon/Zoren/Magnus weapon of epic proportions that shoots Despairs that explode like Ogris rockets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MenschOfUber Posted March 25, 2014 Author Share Posted March 25, 2014 ... ... ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 (edited) NO. A Gorgon that shoots Somas, which shoot Despairs. Listen to the drop bear, he knows what he's talking about. Edited March 25, 2014 by Noamuth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathKoala Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 (edited) At this point we might as well just pierce the heavens Edit: This is why that pile bunker melee weapon should've won. Edited March 25, 2014 by DeathKoala Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MenschOfUber Posted March 25, 2014 Author Share Posted March 25, 2014 ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathKoala Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 ... Hey man, you started it. If you can't take the heat, don't fly so close to the pun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Hey man, you started it. If you can't take the heat, don't fly so close to the pun. True, but no need to dish out such harsh punishment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathKoala Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 True, but no need to dish out such harsh punishment. If this is gonna be a battle, we need to pick a consistent theme, or else it won't be any pun. I suggest sea creature-related puns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 If this is gonna be a battle, we need to pick a consistent theme, or else it won't be any pun. I suggest sea creature-related puns. As much as I'd enjoy having such a punishing anemone as you, I think we've derailed this topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MenschOfUber Posted March 25, 2014 Author Share Posted March 25, 2014 ... There's two fish in a tank. Suddenly one turns to the other and says: "How do you drive this thing?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathKoala Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 (edited) As much as I'd enjoy having such a punishing anemone as you, I think we've derailed this topic. I'll stop when a mod locks this thread. Until then, my punctual nemesis, I say we keep this carp going. Edit: Oh man, OP still wants in on this. Edited March 25, 2014 by DeathKoala Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 (edited) I'll stop when a mod locks this thread. Until then, my punctual nemesis, I say we keep this carp going. Alright. This'll be a whale of a tale by then, maybe we should have the mod pronounce a judgement after they lock this. That'll be a good fin for this. Edited March 25, 2014 by Noamuth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MenschOfUber Posted March 25, 2014 Author Share Posted March 25, 2014 That'll be a good fin for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathKoala Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Alright. This'll be a whale of a tale by then, maybe we should have the mod pronounce a judgement after they lock this. That'll be a good fin for this. If you thought that'd make me clam up, then you're already dead in the water. I'm about to punt you outta here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 If you thought that'd make me clam up, then you're already dead in the water. I'm about to punt you outta here. I have no doubt you'll kick my bass, I'm not as experienced with this kind of punishment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathKoala Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 I have no doubt you'll kick my bass, I'm not as experienced with this kind of punishment. Don't expect me to pull my punches just because you're new. If you don't step up your game you might have to go see a sturgeon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPrime Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Don't expect me to pull my punches just because you're new. If you don't step up your game you might have to go see a sturgeon. We'll just have to wade and sea what happens. Here's hoping someone is willing to kelp me out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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