(PSN)jockeyfish Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Let it begin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunken_Child Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 (edited) Anyone ever glue their thumbs to their nipples and pretend you're a T-Rex? Edited June 6, 2014 by Drunken_Child Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsychedelicSnake Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Anyone ever glue their thumbs to their nipples and pretend they're a T-Rex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avoozle Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Anyone ever glue their thumbs to their nipples and pretend they're a T-Rex? A joke of a joke if I ever saw one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin_Case001 Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Anyone ever glue their thumbs to their nipples and pretend they're a T-Rex? That just says it all! BEST GIF RESPONSE EVER!! Ok, so here's my joke: How much does a platypus sell his rare 5's for? About 2 plat apiece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnPetrucci Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)jockeyfish Posted June 6, 2014 Author Share Posted June 6, 2014 Yo mama so fat when she sits she deals AoE impact damage with a 30% viral effect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortonman Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 I want to start building the new weapon, but all my crystals argon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azundo Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 A young man wakes up the morning of his senior prom in a panic. Being a reckless youth, he spent the last 2 weeks playing Warframe... no preparations were complete. He skips school to get ready for a night of style and hedonism. His first stop is the limousine rental company. He arrives to find 20 people waiting ahead of him. Not liking to wait, but being a polite Canadian, he holds his temper and waits for 45 minutes in the limousine line. After having his transportation arranged for the evening, the young man turns his attention to his attire. He heads over to the best suit rental place he can afford. The store is swamped! A rouge Grineer attack force killed 350 on Tuesday, so there were a lot of funerals this week. Thankfully his date survived, so to look his best he had no suffer through 30 minutes queued in the suit line. Now having his sweet extended ride and Armani to help him, he was beginning to feeling more confident. He rolled on up to the flower shop to grab a corsage for his date. Seeing as he was a pasty nerd, he could not afford to screw this up. He asked for a special arrangement to be made for her. There were a few people in the shop before him, so he waited 15 minutes in the corsage line. The evening was upon him, and his preparations were complete. He hopped in the limo, picked up his date, and made off for the prom in style. He presented their tickets at the door, and they made their way inside. The room was dimly lit, and the music was pounding. After a dance or two his lovely date asked him for something to drink. Being a dutiful man, he made his way over to the bar for an age-appropriate beverage. He was relieved to find no punch line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pansoy Posted June 7, 2014 Share Posted June 7, 2014 Yo mama so stupid, she stuck a battery up her butt and sang, "I got the powah'!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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