Warriorrogue Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 I survive it by phasing dimensions Noone to assassinate, though :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEMO224 Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 I assassinate you by sending a level 9999 Stalker to kill you. I now cast link. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptimumBow0 Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 I assassinate you with a pizza delivery man who isn't actually a pizza delivery man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDeN153 Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 I assassinate you by using said pizza delivery man, he's on a double contract huehuehue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 I assassinate everyone by weaving the fabric of reality into my own self, essentially becoming a god with complete and total control of existence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatViking Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 I assassinate Ghost333 with all the stuff I have drawn out of my bag of Semi-useful items. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 I assassinate you with a cheap Scooby Doo villain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Fracture8 Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 I assassinate you by placing a meat necklace around you, then unleashing a flock of carnivorous geese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddy193 Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 i assassinate you by carrying you to a explosive and kill us both with it. later dark magic revives me into a undead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 I assassinate you by erasing your very existence from the annals of existence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 I assassinate you by... -drops 100 platinum and prison stabs you- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warriorrogue Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 I ASSASSINATE YOU BY SHOUTING AT YOU REALLY LOUDLY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptimumBow0 Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 I assassinate you with a cork. A very big cork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 I assassinate you by throwing you into the Large Hadron Collider. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warpath514 Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 I assassinate you by setting your ship slowly on course to the sun from mecury with no way to escape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 I assassinate you by shooting a crack reinforced glass in space while I'm safe out of the room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 I assassinate you using the theory of narrative causality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Fracture8 Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 I assassinate you by waterboarding with the tears of a thousand orphans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 I assassinate you using a plate. (those things are sharp) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warpath514 Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 I assassinate you with a Death note Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 I assassinate you by assassinating your past self before you assassinated Ghost333. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infrno40 Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 I assassinate you by using the wabbajack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warpath514 Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 (edited) I assassinate you all by siccing a army of super terminators on your past selves. Edited July 1, 2014 by warpath514 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-CM-Zura Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 i assinate Warpath by shooting in the Testicle whit my vektis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent_Maine Posted July 1, 2014 Author Share Posted July 1, 2014 I assassinate you by thinking for so long about how to assassinate you and you die of hunger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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