Phoenix86 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Granted... uhm... ehm... I wish i'd understand what you stated above XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FluffyBunnySlippers Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Granted, but the understanding drives all other thought from your mind and you are left mumbling something about a lotus on your head. I wish I had more coffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 (edited) Granted... uhm... ehm... I wish i'd understand what you stated above XD Granted. It was a lot of slurs and something about your mother. Granted, but the understanding drives all other thought from your mind and you are left mumbling something about a lotus on your head. I wish I had more coffee. Granted, but you can't sleep. I wish there were more hours in a day. Edited May 16, 2013 by CrazyCanadian24 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FluffyBunnySlippers Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Granted, but they are inserted in the middle of the night, and I drank all your coffee. I wish I Knew how to dance the Tango. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EclecticDragon Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Granted but you must be wearing mangoes while watching Rango before one can tango. I wish to know a second language and to be able to speak it fluently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Granted. It's Latin. Nobody speaks Latin anymore, thus, this knowledge is useless. I wish Capcom would release more Monster Hunter games outside of Japan *glares at Capcom* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Granted. Capcom sells out to Walmart who makes weekly releases of the S#&$tiest DLC you've ever seen under the Monster Hunter label, all overpriced and about as fun as taking a cheese grater to your &#!, with even less to show for it. I wish this wish would not be corrupted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Not granted. I wish people would stop wishing for their wish to not be corrupted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 (edited) Granted. People will now wish "I wish my wish was uncorrupted." Speaking of... I wish my wish was uncorrupted. :P In actuality, I wish the skill system would be remade better. Edited May 16, 2013 by SolluxCaptorTA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Granted, but it comes with a forced skill reset due to the radical changes made to it. I wish I would never run out of BACON (ever). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Granted. All bacon you eat tastes like literal crap and crumples to dust when touched. I wish I had infinite ammo boxes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Granted. Ammo boxes are removed in the next update/hotfix. I wish I had a pencil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Granted. It devours the soul of anyone using it. I wish for four fores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Granted. Twelve fives. I wish I had a jar of dirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Granted. The jar of dirt was stolen from Batman and he will now hunt you down. (Old timey Batman, who would straight up murder people.) I wish wishes were fishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Granted, and since u just wish, u now turn to a Fish, and get eat by me ( U TASTE AWESOME BTW) i wish i know how many 1+1=? ( BTW i use to hate uCrazyCanadian24 , but since u are MH fan , i'll give u a like :D, FRIEND ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Granted. The answer is all your blood vessels being removed from your body while you live and then being strangled with them. I wish CrazyCanadian24 would stop answering my wishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Granted. The answer is all your blood vessels being removed from your body while you live and then being strangled with them. I wish CrazyCanadian24 would stop answering my wishes. ERROR 404: WISH COULD NOT BE GRANTED. PLEASE CHECK YOUR CORRUPTION LEVEL AND TRY AGAIN. .thgir epyt dluoc I taht hsiw I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Granted. However, the power was in you all along, so you're just being an idiot. I wish that Hussie would sign a deal with DE to combine one of my favorite videogames with my all time, bEsT MoThEr@(*()$ FaVoRiTe wEbCoMiC Of aLl tImE, BrO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Granted, but Warframe gets caught in development hell. I wish for some POTATO CHIIIIIIIIIPS!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolluxCaptorTA Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Granted, but you turn into the vending machine. I wish CrazyCanadian24 crazily weasel duck monkey punch Queen's queen anaconda wildebeest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Error. Cannot comprehend wish. Wish for gibberish or speak English? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Granted but gibberish is not my native tongue I wish I knew where the muffin man lived Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyCanadian24 Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Granted. The answer is so mind-blowing that your mind actually implodes. I wish Monster Hunter wasn't so overlooked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doforcash Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 granted, but it ecome too lame, it's fate become like Megeman Seriese I wish everytime i can do the Moon walk ( OF MICHALE JACKSON, no moon-sending this time)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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