Corrupt A Wish

[CrazyCanadian24]

*Brain implodes*

[Ghost333]

Well, now that's out of the way...

I wish for the person who got my kidney from my last wish to get killed by the same toxin.

[Climaxstriker]

Granted but now you're both in hell and you're crampt up in the same hot pit.

 

I wish i knew what to wish for.

Edited May 12, 2013 by Climaxstriker

[matrixEXO]

Granted, but what you wish for is to not know what you wish for.

 

I wish Warframe would go onto the PS4 console.

[Alan]

Granted, but you will only be able to play as the lotus alerting the players that it's the grineer, on the grineer base.

I wish hitler was my maid

Edited May 12, 2013 by AIan

[matrixEXO]

Granted, but he is a maid who dictates work and forces you to do it.

 

I wish I can be infected by the Technocyte virus.

[Climaxstriker]

Granted but you get killed 5 seconds later by tenno.

 

 

EDIT: I wish i remembered to make the wish when i posted this

Edited May 13, 2013 by Climaxstriker

[CrazyCanadian24]

Post a question or answer a question?

[Ghost333]

Granted but you get killed 5 seconds later by tenno.

 

 

EDIT: I wish i remembered to make the wish when i posted this

Granted, but you then forget to press 'post,' and then you log out. And then your computer dies on you for a year, and when you come back, the thread has become the only thing on the Forums, with five years worth of posts to read. You never get to the end of them.

I wish that my above grant actually came true.

[Phoenix86]

Granted, but you'll share the same doom with him

 

I wish Iron Man 3 had AC/DC in the official soundtrack, ffs!

[Ghost333]

Granted. Since I am Australian, and AC/DC are also Australian, I cannot corrupt the wish.

I wish that there was a skin for the Glaive that looked like a boomerang

[Climaxstriker]

granted, but it's human skin. 

 

I wish tenno could talk.

[Phoenix86]

Granted but they talk like a drunk arabian women

 

I wish to be online and able to play at the next Orokin Catalyst/Reactor alert

[DaoZa]

Granted, you just were but you missed it when you posted here instead /slapuser

I wish if /dance was added, so would /wrist.

[Alan]

Wish granted, but it is currently bugged and ripping a hole in the whole game's code.

 

I wish you didn't wish that

[Climaxstriker]

Granted but you created a paradox which renders the wish null and void, erasing it from everybody's memories starting.....NOW!

 

I wish i could remember what wish i corrupted.

Edited May 13, 2013 by Climaxstriker

[matrixEXO]

Granted but by remembering, you corrupted the wish you corrupted thus turning it into a wish that is totally irrelevant to what was initially wished for.

 

I wish that wishes can not be corrupted, including this wish.

[Doforcash]

Granted, but since this is a Wish corrupted, The wishing-wish staring to corrupted itself, make the wish doesn't come true, instead it's stuck in your head and getting bigger since it's doesn't come true. Finally the wish to big it blow up, therefore so is your head  

 

I WISH PEOPLE STOP MAKE UNBREAKABLE WISH (seriously is confusing, beside if they can't break the wish they just gonna put it in the PARADOX and make  the wish burn out due to keep running endless processing or end your misery life )

Edited May 14, 2013 by Doforcash

[CrazyCanadian24]

Granted. The thread dies instead.

[Doforcash]

Granted. The thread dies instead.

well are u gonna wish for something ?

[CrazyCanadian24]

Nope.

[Doforcash]

fair enough, THEN I WISH FOR A MAGICAL WAND THAT CAN BE BOTH MAGICAL WAND AND A BACK SCRACHER

[Climaxstriker]

Granted but the magical wind rips your back off.

 

I wish......*thunder erupts* FOR THIS FORUM GAME...*lightning strikes* TO BE REBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ghost333]

Granted. One of the lightining bolts hits you though, and you never see this thread again

I wish for one million bacon strips.

[CrazyCanadian24]

Granted. I steal all of them.

 

I wish I could delete bronies using the command console.